simplejack
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- Comment on Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation 5 days ago:
OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.
- Comment on RTX On 1 week ago:
Spatula city is having a liquidation sale. So quite a lot.
- Comment on FTB 1 week ago:
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 1 week ago:
Ask Jeffrey Toobin.
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 1 week ago:
They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.
- Comment on A short horror film starring my building. 1 week ago:
I’m just here for the illicit loading
- Comment on I'll show them 1 week ago:
Don’t connect the TV to the internet. Buy a Shield or AppleTV.
- Comment on It was impossible to resist 2 weeks ago:
My dog had the fluffiest poops after eating one of those
- Comment on Wait, I've seen this movie 2 weeks ago:
Mom: “we have Dune at home”
- Comment on An independent voter explains why they chose a moronic, oligarcho-fascist demagogue over Joe Biden (c. November 2020) [Day 58] 2 weeks ago:
Like choosing to eat uranium because cancer treatment would give you something to do after work.
- Comment on The basics should be affordable. Yes even eggs. 3 weeks ago:
But the drugs I need to stay alive are more expensive.
- Comment on My first thought was did he want "diet" 7 UP or did he say screw it and just go for the regular 3 weeks ago:
True.
Although I wonder if it creates jailers who have to work extra hard to dehumanize people. So that’s probably not great.
- Comment on My first thought was did he want "diet" 7 UP or did he say screw it and just go for the regular 3 weeks ago:
21st century and Utah is still killing people with firing squads.
- Comment on guys... :( 3 weeks ago:
Kevin’s famous chili?
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- Comment on Apple Intelligence rolled back after doing dumb stuff... | Fireship [4:57] 3 weeks ago:
Apple has not changed anything in the public build of iOS. News summaries are disabled in the developer beta of 18.3, which is still about 6-8 weeks away from being done.
And my point is that the headline makes it look like Apple intelligence is being disabled. It isn’t. This only impacts a feature of a feature. Notification summary functionality isn’t going away, it’s just being restricted to non-news apps in the current developer beta.
And they’re only on dev beta 3, and they usually release around beta 8, so things could change. They often do.
- Comment on Apple Intelligence rolled back after doing dumb stuff... | Fireship [4:57] 3 weeks ago:
“Rolled back” is a bit of a clickbate title. iOS 18.3 will like turn off notification summaries for news apps.
So a small piece of one feature is likely being temporarily disabled.
- Comment on Don't poop in the 3 weeks ago:
Joe ohp
- Comment on Demver 4 weeks ago:
Was she crushed by Denver?
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 – First-look trailer 4 weeks ago:
I dig the industrial design updates. Looks more refined, the bigger controllers will be nicer for multiplayer, and they finally fixed that terrible kick stand.
The leaked hardware specs, if real, also look promising.
- Comment on My Best Friend of 26 years died last week. Want to Share this video that was made 17 years ago and that he always enjoyed. 4 weeks ago:
Your friend had impeccable taste. RIP
- Comment on Plan B 4 weeks ago:
Plan B is soup.
- Comment on Happy Holidays! 4 weeks ago:
The original without the fingers drawn on.
- Comment on Keep warm, it's cold out. 4 weeks ago:
I see fake smart phone bokeh. That stuff sucks with hair.
- Comment on Super Mario Brother time? 4 weeks ago:
Yes, but the NFIP is a federal program and has the ability to cover much more.
- Comment on Super Mario Brother time? 4 weeks ago:
They’re not trying, they’ve been leaving.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the government will need to treat the west coast like it treats the south east. Government natural disaster insurance to manage them the fact that private insurance is too expensive.
- Comment on Happy Holidays! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on State Farm dropping California home owners from their insurance (2024) [Day 43] 4 weeks ago:
US government toward southern states: “You can buy cheap flood insurance from us”
US government toward western states: “I hope you like expensive free-market fire insurance”
- Comment on Is Soviet playground! Is fun! Go play on playground while Papa reads Pushkin. 5 weeks ago:
They call the design movement Brutalism because the concrete slides brutality shred your ass.
- Comment on How dangerous is alcohol, really? 5 weeks ago:
The explain behind the survey data is pretty fascinating. Researchers surveyed people who don’t drink, not people who never drank.
A cohort of non-drinkers will also consist of recovering alcoholics. They needed to survey people who never consumed alcohol at all, not a group of people who weren’t currently drinking.