simplejack
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- Comment on Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus? 51 minutes ago:
Benedict was more Emperor than Senator though.
- Comment on Why Europe Failed to Dominate Tech 21:26 3 days ago:
TL;DR: regulations.
It’s hard to quickly get capital and quickly scale a business. The EU is a market that companies expand into once they can staff legal and product teams that can focus on the complex of the EU.
- Comment on Oh no! 6 days ago:
Alive people drink it.
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 6 days ago:
It can happen if the tool offers a clear productivity boost.
It can also happen if the competing product does what Figma did. Clone your competitors layout, keyboard commands, workflows, then just add on a bunch of cool new toys.
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 6 days ago:
Depends on what do you for a living and what the alternative tool is. If you’re a professional creative that is working in a larger creative team, it’s hard to break free because of workflows, compatibility with oddball features, or you’ve hired people who are know how to fly at warp speed in CS, but are going to slow way down when they have to build muscle memory for a new tool. .
- Comment on So true 1 week ago:
I like nuked food
- Comment on So true 1 week ago:
Swimming lessons at Costco.
- Comment on So true 1 week ago:
My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, people always mock up these Apple patents. It’s practically guaranteed to happen when Apple files anything interesting or weird. Someone will model what they think the final product looks like.
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 weeks ago:
The rendering is, but the patent isn’t.
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 weeks ago:
Apple patents all sorts of weird shit. 99% of it never gets made. They just want the money from patent litigation and licensing.
- Comment on Who's That Pokémon? 2 weeks ago:
Greg
- Comment on Google is excited about money! 3 weeks ago:
This would be interesting if you could control daily and weekly spending limits or have authorized retailers in-app, but you can’t.
This doesn’t actually solve a problem for users.
- Comment on I ran out of toilet paper 3 weeks ago:
Dude. It’s 3 sea shells, not 1 tortoise shell.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 3 weeks ago:
Betty Bean
- Comment on Elevated 3 weeks ago:
Can’t spell butter without butt.
- Comment on flamin 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Good thing they were sentenced in the same prison.
- Comment on NileRed - Turning children's glue into drinkable alcoho 5 weeks ago:
It would’ve been easier to just huff glue.
- Comment on 7th-inning stretch 1 month ago:
This guy Californias
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
Someone do this, but with vibrators.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 month ago:
I used the mold.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 month ago:
Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 month ago:
Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 month ago:
Like diabetes
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- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 month ago:
Seems like most of the downvotes are in the Telsa communities. The other communities upvoted it heavily.
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 month ago:
Having clocked in a lot of hours in San Francisco cabs, Ubers, Lyfts, and Waymos, IMHO, the Waymos are the least terrifying - by far.
My opinion might change if they’re ever allowed to travel at high speeds on a highway, but in a congested city where you can rarely get above 35mph, they feel really good.
No aggressive or distracted driving, no tipping, no stinky ass air freshers, and generally no double parking to pick people up.
I’m a convert.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 month ago:
OP:
