simplejack
@simplejack@lemmy.world
- Comment on Google is excited about money! 1 day ago:
This would be interesting if you could control daily and weekly spending limits or have authorized retailers in-app, but you can’t.
This doesn’t actually solve a problem for users.
- Comment on I ran out of toilet paper 3 days ago:
Dude. It’s 3 sea shells, not 1 tortoise shell.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 4 days ago:
Betty Bean
- Comment on Elevated 5 days ago:
Can’t spell butter without butt.
- Comment on flamin 5 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Good thing they were sentenced in the same prison.
- Comment on NileRed - Turning children's glue into drinkable alcoho 2 weeks ago:
It would’ve been easier to just huff glue.
- Comment on 7th-inning stretch 3 weeks ago:
This guy Californias
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 weeks ago:
Someone do this, but with vibrators.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
I used the mold.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 3 weeks ago:
Like diabetes
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 34 comments
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 4 weeks ago:
Seems like most of the downvotes are in the Telsa communities. The other communities upvoted it heavily.
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 4 weeks ago:
Having clocked in a lot of hours in San Francisco cabs, Ubers, Lyfts, and Waymos, IMHO, the Waymos are the least terrifying - by far.
My opinion might change if they’re ever allowed to travel at high speeds on a highway, but in a congested city where you can rarely get above 35mph, they feel really good.
No aggressive or distracted driving, no tipping, no stinky ass air freshers, and generally no double parking to pick people up.
I’m a convert.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 4 weeks ago:
OP:
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 5 weeks ago:
Nah. Authoritarians love gaudy, showy, shit. They hate minimal modernist design. Hitler famously shut down the Bauhaus movement, and Trump is doing similar shit and pushing Classicism.
Look at the residences of Kim, Saddam, Assad, Chávez, etc. Columns, ornate gold shit, etc.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 5 weeks ago:
Out here in Silicon Valley, the big driver is a) you need MacOS to develop for iOS, and b) people prefer the UX over Windows / Linux.
Also, the hardware tends be well supported and performant for many years…. As long as you’re not gaming.
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 5 weeks ago:
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
- Comment on I was short of cash so I taught my dog how to do landscaping jobs. I let him keep 10% for himself 5 weeks ago:
Eww, a reddit link.
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 1 month ago:
- Comment on I am at a loss on words 1 month ago:
I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.
- Comment on Watch out for that 5G 1 month ago:
More importantly, it’s non-ionizing radiation. It doesn’t have the energy to knock electrons orbit.
- Submitted 1 month ago to videos@lemmy.world | 6 comments
- Comment on Jon Stewart lacerates hand on air, for the second time. 1 month ago:
The video is two minutes. You could’ve already had that answer.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 1 month ago:
Video proof that’s not true
- Comment on PeerTube needs more love 1 month ago:
I love the idea of PeerTube, but sometimes I get frustrated with the performance.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 1 month ago:
Exceptions allowed for salads.