simplejack
@simplejack@lemmy.world
- Comment on 7th-inning stretch 4 days ago:
This guy Californias
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 4 days ago:
Someone do this, but with vibrators.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 5 days ago:
I used the mold.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 6 days ago:
Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 6 days ago:
Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 6 days ago:
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 6 days ago:
Like diabetes
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 34 comments
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 week ago:
Seems like most of the downvotes are in the Telsa communities. The other communities upvoted it heavily.
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 week ago:
Having clocked in a lot of hours in San Francisco cabs, Ubers, Lyfts, and Waymos, IMHO, the Waymos are the least terrifying - by far.
My opinion might change if they’re ever allowed to travel at high speeds on a highway, but in a congested city where you can rarely get above 35mph, they feel really good.
No aggressive or distracted driving, no tipping, no stinky ass air freshers, and generally no double parking to pick people up.
I’m a convert.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 week ago:
OP:
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 2 weeks ago:
Nah. Authoritarians love gaudy, showy, shit. They hate minimal modernist design. Hitler famously shut down the Bauhaus movement, and Trump is doing similar shit and pushing Classicism.
Look at the residences of Kim, Saddam, Assad, Chávez, etc. Columns, ornate gold shit, etc.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 2 weeks ago:
Out here in Silicon Valley, the big driver is a) you need MacOS to develop for iOS, and b) people prefer the UX over Windows / Linux.
Also, the hardware tends be well supported and performant for many years…. As long as you’re not gaming.
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 3 weeks ago:
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
- Comment on I was short of cash so I taught my dog how to do landscaping jobs. I let him keep 10% for himself 3 weeks ago:
Eww, a reddit link.
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I am at a loss on words 3 weeks ago:
I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.
- Comment on Watch out for that 5G 3 weeks ago:
More importantly, it’s non-ionizing radiation. It doesn’t have the energy to knock electrons orbit.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to videos@lemmy.world | 6 comments
- Comment on Jon Stewart lacerates hand on air, for the second time. 4 weeks ago:
The video is two minutes. You could’ve already had that answer.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 weeks ago:
Video proof that’s not true
- Comment on PeerTube needs more love 4 weeks ago:
I love the idea of PeerTube, but sometimes I get frustrated with the performance.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 5 weeks ago:
Exceptions allowed for salads.
- Comment on Is The Penny *Finally* Dead? | CGP Grey [5:12] 5 weeks ago:
No. It’s still circulating, and there was no legislation created to transition the country away from it.
Trump is just winging shit with executive orders. He can stop making new pennies, but he can’t stop circulating old pennies, and he can’t force retailers to round unless congress passes legislation.
- Comment on [ctrl-alt-rees] The Early Windows 95 Builds Microsoft DIDN'T Want Us To See.(30:04) 5 weeks ago:
For anyone else having performance problems with this peer tube instance.
- Comment on Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation 1 month ago:
OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.
- Comment on RTX On 1 month ago:
Spatula city is having a liquidation sale. So quite a lot.
- Comment on FTB 1 month ago:
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 1 month ago:
Ask Jeffrey Toobin.
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 1 month ago:
They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.
