RobotZap10000

@RobotZap10000@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every poster needs a shitter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It can also give you a fantastic enema!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨morning⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  As not a parent of a kid, I have no idea what “tung tung tung sahur” is meant to mean.
  The creepy realistic pictures of cartoon characters is a pretty funny meme. Here’s an example of one:
  “Bomb” from Angry Birds in a realistic style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai roleplay⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  WHen the Rizz is too W

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same(ish) here in the Netherlands. The fact that the near vicinity isn’t entirely asphalt and concrete, due to there not being 300 parking spaces for a fast food place, probably helps it not feel like a Nazi bunker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole really looked like this, meaning the logo of Anthropic’s Claude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I honestly think they're impossible to understand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Professors hate this one weird trick to become a lawyer without studying for 7 years!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Ma Couch!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alley cat lunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d only get second-hand smoking if you spent every day in your life in the tourist hellhole of central Amsterdam. Try going to Germany instead, everything and everyone reeks of cigarettes and they even have vending machines for them in plain sight in amusement parks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software is evolving backwards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time that I touch Windows, my doubts about whether I waste my time with Linux immediately get obliterated by reality. Today, I helped someone crop a video, so I opened ClipChamp, a Fisher Price googoogaga pathetic excuse of an attempt at video editing software. The lack of features wasn’t even what bothered me most, it was the COOKIE BANNER ON PREINSTALLED GODDAMN SOFTWARE FOR EDITING VIDEOS OFFLINE. If Microsoft actually had to compete with someone else, suicide rates would fall back to pre-industrial levels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fan-made Mario Kart 64 PC port released, with track editor and ultrawide support⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How else am I supposed to see the green shells behind me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summertime be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The White Pharaoh meme, depicting a Caucasian man in front of the Memphis Pyramid in Tennessee, USA
  This butt white enough for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Classroom litter box 2.0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else see the large-jawed grey-stubbled game character face?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I only see boobies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am calling corporate!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, I never knew that HIV was relatively new.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If youre bi do you have to prove it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No. You, and you alone, are the only one who can say if you are or aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay Hans. We're safe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Je zou de naam Jan-Willen beter kunnen gebruiken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Hitman co-op mode with Stone and Knight is in the works at IO Interactive⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember them being the characters that you play as in the Hitman Co-op Sniper Assassin mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It turned out so well, they expanded it to the rest of the website.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should these be mandatory in public?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cereal guy spitting meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It must’ve taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar’s gift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do low framerates *feel* so much worse on modern video games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FPS counters in games usually display an average across multiple frames. That makes the number actually legible if the FPS fluctuates, but if it fluctuates really hard on a frame-by-frame, it might seem inaccurate. If I have a few frames here that were outputted at 20 FPS, and a few there that were at 70 FPS, the average of those would be 45 FPS. However, you could still very much tell that the framerate was either very low or very high, which would be perceived as stutter. Your aforementioned old games probably were frame-capped to 20, while still having lots of processing headroom to spare for more intensive scenes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a terminal-based hacker simulation game for CLI nerds. It's free. Feedback?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be able to give you feedback if you provide us all with a link.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know I shouldn't...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains it. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know I shouldn't...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is he doing then? I don’t know what he’s holding in his hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't fathom it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Worse yet, there are people who don’t eat breakfast. Do they photosynthesize their food instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple 2 vs. MacBook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But how does this compete against the Verification Can™?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The “Absolute cinema” meme, but the head is now that of Socrates. The caption reads “Absolute Socratic method”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by another post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you do not sit on the toilet, you become the toilet.