BudgetBandit
@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on AAGM 3 days ago:
Since this is Lemmyshitpost
My
Asshole
Gaping
Alcove
- Comment on Sonic Rumble from SEGA gets indefinitely delayed to add more features 4 days ago:
The feature:
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 4 days ago:
I‘ve never been banned tbh. I keep my two remaining accounts for hobby and porn free of all things politics.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 6 days ago:
Nah thank you. Don’t wanna catch those nasty STDs.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 6 days ago:
I have iCloud premium, using safari and burner mails I can make however many accounts I like!
I’m still on Reddit due to my RC hobby. The community here is too small
- Comment on *Doesn't look like anything to me.* 6 days ago:
The secret is the Elmer’s Glue 🙂
- Comment on God is a dick. 6 days ago:
KBC Void is scary and cool.
- Comment on God is a dick. 2 weeks ago:
Imagine there being just no stars behind you. Just nothing. On one side you see the universe, like a wall of stars and lights, and next to that just pure nothingness. The void.
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 weeks ago:
The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 weeks ago:
I’ve eaten Surströmming and liked it, been eating it once a year ever since. I’ve eaten Beuschl, Narezushi, mite cheese, eel soup, fried insects (pupa, crickets, spiders, scorpions…), snails, brain, testicles… heck I’ve even made the fish finger pie that one British YouTube cooking show lady made (same ingredients but different preparation). You can’t scare me with eels in azpik!
- Comment on It's a fun new game 2 weeks ago:
Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.
- Comment on Describe conservatives with one picture 2 weeks ago:
It’s basically this, but you insert any lemmy instance:
- Comment on This is why we have a defense budget 2 weeks ago:
I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 2 weeks ago:
What’s it about?
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
"German Sex Tourist"
- in my ass
Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time to get pegged again.
- Comment on Full Circle 3 weeks ago:
They’re extremely racist, which is a huge plus, just like the Swiss flag 🇨🇭
- Comment on Everyone is watching me 3 weeks ago:
The IRS cares about you and your wealth ❤️
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 3 weeks ago:
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 3 weeks ago:
4" / 10cm throat
- Comment on We've increased our subscription from $9.99 to $29.99 a month 2 months ago:
Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.
- Comment on We've increased our subscription from $9.99 to $29.99 a month 2 months ago:
Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?
- Comment on shitpost. 2 months ago:
As a hairy ass man, whose diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water, wiping is a chose.
- Comment on Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. 2 months ago:
That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol
- Comment on "reading" 2 months ago:
And also re-read several pages because that Oxford comma was in the wrong place and therefore interrupted my flow.
- Comment on Unionized 2 months ago:
Ah, because of the ions.
Took me eons.
- Comment on I have uses for presents or coal 2 months ago:
He knows when I’m awake because he can’t see me anymore.
- Comment on I have uses for presents or coal 2 months ago:
Jokes on you. He only sees you when you’re sleeping.
- Comment on Balls 3 months ago:
This comment made me uncomfortable.
- Comment on Wobble Wobble 3 months ago:
- Comment on Wobble Wobble 3 months ago:
There once was an explosion the size of Russia because the coal and oil underneath it got in contact with magma, killing 99.8% of all life on earth (before the dinosaurs) 🦕🦖- this process released more CO2 in the atmosphere than if we would burn all the fossil fuel today (I’ve forgotten by how much more)
Earth took its time, couple million years, but the carbon-silicate balance was restored.
Fun fact: There was not a single mass extinction because of the shift of the magnetic poles, all mass extinctions can be linked to the carbon-silicate balance.
