BudgetBandit
@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Cut my wrists and black my eyes 🎵 5 days ago:
Dude it’s
Rawr (r*-*)r xD
- Comment on Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting, Soldier! 5 days ago:
Username does not check out. I checked out the profile and was sad to not find any boobs :(
- Comment on You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after? 1 week ago:
I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 54 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Only the last part, yes. First part is here www.nami.org/get-involved/…/mens-health-month/
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 1 week ago:
It was Cave Johnson for me.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Point of this is to rise awareness that June used to be men’s mental health awareness month, to be able to live in harmony with men, but all changed when the LGBTQ community attacked.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 1 week ago:
I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 1 week ago:
I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.
- Comment on A great disturbance in the Fediverse 2 weeks ago:
SteamOS?
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 2 weeks ago:
“MORNING OF THE ELEPHANT”
- Comment on I understand this will be controversial amoungst scrubs who never got gud 2 weeks ago:
Me, playing doom: easy mode, tearing through hordes of demons, having a good time.
Me, playing any other game: okay, what’s the highest difficulty I can force myself upon
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 2 weeks ago:
Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 2 weeks ago:
Can I choose the part of cancer? ♋️
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 weeks ago:
Oh, right! The monkey paw does it to someone else most of the time, like “you get the money but someone else dies and the money is compensation or inheritance”
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 weeks ago:
I prefer being the monkey paw in these scenarios. Way more fun and you can be creative.
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 weeks ago:
Revenge of the MonkeyPaw:
1 you are allergic to eating fat and can no longer eat any fat whatsoever.
2 your body has lost its ability to process nutrients, making you starve to death.
3 you’re banned from every store on earth.
4 only your neck gets 5cm longer.
5 but only in your dreams.
6 you can not feel anything but happiness - no pain, anger, sadness, nothing but joy.
7 and you’re awaiting your trial as you’re a KKK NeoNazi kult leader.
8 you get Alzheimer’s disease.
9 but you cannot access it because the government froze your account due to being investigated in a money laundering scheme.
- Comment on Rita Repulsa 2 weeks ago:
Nobody noticing that the green ranger, with his helmet on, uses a dagger that was a flute that sounds like a synthesizer trying to sound like a trumpet.
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 weeks ago:
Ryanair be Like
- Comment on does it mean I am a horse? 3 weeks ago:
Why the long face? 🐴
- Comment on Microsoft are reportedly blocking employee emails containing the words "Palestine" or "Gaza" 3 weeks ago:
Controversy could mean loss of money.
Und das ist nicht gut. 💸
- Comment on The narrative 3 weeks ago:
I know that left one from online gaming!
- Comment on Unmatched power 3 weeks ago:
123 kcal per Twix is about 40k kcal
about 4 days worth of calories if you’re around 600 lbs
- Comment on He's always been there for me 3 weeks ago:
Well the child will definitely not feed the family
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- Comment on Hide and Seek 3 weeks ago:
*proffesionnell
- Comment on When you have to become a better person 3 weeks ago:
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