blargle
@blargle@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on There is no reason to fear brainslugs. Please don't get vaccinated against them. 3 days ago:
I believe his correct title is “Chaos God of Health and Human Services”
- Comment on Smoke Bomb 4 days ago:
Huh, interesting. I always figured the black smoke was because they burnt one cardinal every day they failed to come to a decision to motivate the rest.
- Comment on Looking for someplace dark and damp 1 week ago:
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
The way I look at it, generation α and the next 5 generations are in a game of no-respin Russian roulette for who gets to be the ones to fight World War IV with sticks and stones.
- Comment on The internet 2 weeks ago:
Dee-dee-dee-dee-deeedoooo, bingBONG, bingBONg-clickclack…gsssSsssSshhHhhhhh…GGSSSSHHHHHT
. . .
. . .
-_ alt –_ binaries —_ pictures ----_ wholesome
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 2 weeks ago:
This is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.
There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.
So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.
As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.
- Comment on I LOVE POTATO SALAD 2 weeks ago:
Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.
- Comment on Moar garlic 2 weeks ago:
He made this beautiful sculpture of a marshmallow all by himself, but no one cared. 😢 Why don’t pictures like this ever trend?