blargle

@blargle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an automaton⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just what happens when you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in the cage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Polyploid!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sonic 1 had just come out for the Genesis and was hugely popular while In Living Color was on TV- and that awful live action Mario Bros movie hadn’t come out yet, so he probably would have been all for the idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't solve the captcha because I don't know what `undefined` is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s the one with an[object Object] in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bungie confirms it stole art once again, will undertake a 'thorough review' of Marathon assets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it even have Pfhor in it…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨slugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  [ Pictured: lonely incels worshiping a guy who tells them how to impress women by calling them “females” and how to make friends by acting like they’re smarter than everyone they meet ]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨slugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad wall of text, here’s some Orb to cheer you up

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wTIP3LS8Q

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could maybe use some more testing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the woke color ideology they’ve been pushing in the optical marxist indoctrination centers? “Color is a spectrum…?” ridiculous! God made two kinds of light: red and not red. Anything else is degeneracy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no reason to fear brainslugs. Please don't get vaccinated against them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe his correct title is “Chaos God of Health and Human Services”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smoke Bomb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, interesting. I always figured the black smoke was because they burnt one cardinal every day they failed to come to a decision to motivate the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for someplace dark and damp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way I look at it, generation α and the next 5 generations are in a game of no-respin Russian roulette for who gets to be the ones to fight World War IV with sticks and stones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dee-dee-dee-dee-deeedoooo, bingBONG, bingBONg-clickclack…gsssSsssSshhHhhhhh…GGSSSSHHHHHT

  . . .

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  -_ alt –_ binaries —_ pictures ----_ wholesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.

  There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.

  So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.

  As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE POTATO SALAD⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moar garlic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He made this beautiful sculpture of a marshmallow all by himself, but no one cared. 😢 Why don’t pictures like this ever trend?