Wait till they find out all their big trucks have transmissions.
Duke University lost NIH grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies and signal transduction
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anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Wait… Are you telling me they WEREN’T born with those balls under the tailgate?
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Man, say what you will about truck culture, and I’ll probably agree, but I fuckin’ love truck nuts. I don’t know why, I don’t think it’s just immaturity because bodily humor isn’t usually my thing. But something about truck nuts makes me laugh.
I especially love that they trigger people enough that some places ban them.
griff@lemmings.world 7 hours ago
that’s for Big Balls Broccoli Top to decide
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Combustion motors are more trans than EV’s apparently.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Most EVs have transmissions, they’re just usually single-speed. They have to adjust the RPM of the electric motor to a speed usable by the wheels.
Some have two-speed gearboxes, like the Porsche Taycan. This is needed because EV motors produce full torque at 0RPM and it stays there as the power increases, but eventually you reach a point where the power plateaus and the torque falls off. If you want more power at high speeds, you have to use a second gear.
vodka@feddit.org 8 hours ago
This just in, Koeningsegg Regera sales up 10000% in red states!
(it doesn’t have a transmission) (an increase of 10000% over 0 is still 0)
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
There are probably a few Texans that could afford it, but probably appear have the Hennessy scam car instead.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I knew it! It’s been the trans mission all along to create big auto and make us a car centric society. It’s the trans fault! Come on Donny put a stop to the trans mission and ban all cars with a trans mission.
krox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Cis and trans are also very commonly used to describe bonds in chemistry. Cis bonds are both on the same side, trans bonds point in opposite directions (think trans-fats). That’s a rudimentary explanation but the point is cis and trans have been used in the sciences long before trans people were discussed.
So silly to lose grants over, even if the research was actually about cis and trans humans.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
‘cis’ being the opposite of ‘trans’ in regards to gender is literally borrowed from chemistry
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
dumbfucks are using regex improperly.
they’re using /.(trans)./ instead of /\s{1,}(trans)[- (sexual|[fe]male)]\s{1,}/
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 hours ago
You are giving DOGE way too much credit for actual using code. DOGE most likely hit CRTL+F and typed in “Trans” and called it a day.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Yup. Seems that way.
towerful@programming.dev 5 hours ago
You really think they know regex?
They probably got grok to generate it and didn’t understand what it doesmonotremata@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
The “Scunthorpe Problem” strikes again!
WompWomp@lemmy.cafe 5 hours ago
Big Balls followed the golden rule of “Move fast and break things” . Shit happens!! /s
amon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Move fast and break things works well when you’re not breaking your own things
HubertManne@piefed.social 7 hours ago
gack. I used to be in microbiology. This will decimate fields doing some amazing things right now.
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
no more transformations or trans molecules, transmission is extra banned with Brainworm believing into miasma instead of germ theory
griff@lemmings.world 7 hours ago
sic transit tyrranus
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The government AI got confused
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
It’s A but it ain’t I
Also does a recent college intern hitting ctrl-f and delete over and over count as AI?
blargle@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
This is same boneheaded DOGE AI that will soon decide whether you should lose your voting rights, due process rights, or citizenship for belonging to the terrorist organization Antifa.
The actually smart AI is the one Palantir will be using to deanonymize all your posts on the internet and hand off the results to the first one.
starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
People are losing research grants for using the words “female” and “woman” too. Not a single thought went into this list.
qaatloz@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
Time to complain on truth social to Donald.
Why is my deal proposal not answered which was send in a mail with subject: “Transactional relationship improvement by affirmation of 100 million dollars to the expression program of the Trump foundation”_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Can relate: I took my car in to get the manual transmission serviced and now I’m all woke.
FishFace@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This is not really “mildly infuriating” and you should make the link point to the article, not to a screenshot from it.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
This is more than mildly infuriating imo…
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Whoever came up with that stupid word filter and decided to follow through on it without proper human review that the filter matched what they meant to find, is pretty trans-intelligent.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Tbf …this is a common problem
don@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
I have tremendous respect for the heroic citizens of Penistone.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
Yes, which is why everyone of even mild intelligence knows to check the results
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This just in, DOGE is fucking stupid
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This is what happens when the stupid try to manage the smart.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
The stupid and evil!
anachrohack@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Soviet Union shit. Republicans have become the Maoist party
octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
These motherfuckers never even learned what a prefix was in 4th grade.
amotio@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Wow, that’s so stupid. Absurdistan looks more and more like a documentary.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That’s how fucking stupid they who are enforcing this garbage are. Word processors have for decades allowed searching for “whole words only”, which would stop these words from being flagged. The tech exists, they’re just too stupid and lazy to implement it.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 hours ago
I lost funding because I was attempting to revive the transatlantic accent for use in films.
/this was a joke.
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 10 hours ago
foreach (word in researchPaper) { if (word.ToLower().StartsWith("trans")) { shouldGiveFunding = false; } }
foggy@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
America, so great, wow.
griff@lemmings.world 7 hours ago
probably some kinda transmission error
dhork@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
They will do nothing about this until crypto transfers are banned…
fluxion@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Is this some DOGE script that Big Ballzzz whipped up by asking ChatGPT for a bash script to Make America Great Again?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Fascism is incredibly dangerous and destructive, but it’s also SO fucking stupid.