anomnom

@anomnom@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my boomstick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Along with the rest of the lower half of your body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The land before time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with Aldi. And you better bring your quarter and own bags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a hearing on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed a non-disclosure agreement? Officials refused to answer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The cop who is gonna end up living next door to a gas turbine powered data center?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Migraine aura is really similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O hi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is was leopard skin back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heron⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Straight to jail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tempt FIFA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more surprised that it isn’t a southern American thing, sounds like county fair food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good AWD hookup and a total moron at the wheel.

  This is part of the reason I don’t like biking on busy roads anymore. The higher power the car has, the older the driver tends to be. Then the lower power cars are all driven by tired people and door dashers who are trying to watch the TV they are missing by door dashing 70 hours a week, or dipshits in trucks so big that they won’t even notice when they run me over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE agent threatens teenager for filming his vehicle, and pointing out that it illegally has no license plate.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is their best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE agent threatens teenager for filming his vehicle, and pointing out that it illegally has no license plate.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit stains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You could staple them anywhere in a significant portion of the corners outside the circle inhabited by the disc and be fine, but I think you’d want to to remove the staple before getting it stuck in a drive.

  I don’t miss that loading sound though, or the dreaded clicking when it was hunting for corrupted data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States gave a speech today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever seen Joe Rogan’s standup? Same stupid shit, and he’s done it for decades. I think he ducks a stool at some point every damn time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you don't escape this one Microsoft!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same exact thing happened to me and they just ghosted me afterwards. It was for a good job too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally an explanation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Musk and Thiel both went to Nazi grooming schools In Apartheid South Africa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see any anal beads in that drawing though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sepooku was right there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Edward Snowden is a hero?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s at lower risk from the US, but speaking out about Russia would probably be riskier. It’s an unfortunate situation for him to be stuck in Russia and not some other safe country.

  I think the Swiss should have offered him assistance in an embassy or Vietnam or somewhere other than Putin’s Russia (which we knew was bad even back then).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost another one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When they finally give up and have to drain it, it’ll be the only time they actually drain a swamp. I guess he was playing 4D tic tac toe all along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ez gg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Toe to toe, tip to tip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why CEOs think it’s right all the time and so dangerous. Be cause they’re deluded morons who don’t know it’s wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d also cut funding to vaccine and pandemic research in his first term. So it was his fault at more than one step along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨battlecheat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always had way more miss markers than we ever needed. And it was in the mid 80s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So unfair⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We used the woods.

  Oddly that’s also where porn came from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t know what’s happening in the middle of that thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like great hall of vagina dong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla plantfare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If not outright kill the entire Endangered Species Act.