anomnom

@anomnom@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why CEOs think it’s right all the time and so dangerous. Be cause they’re deluded morons who don’t know it’s wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d also cut funding to vaccine and pandemic research in his first term. So it was his fault at more than one step along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨battlecheat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always had way more miss markers than we ever needed. And it was in the mid 80s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vote⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We used the woods.

  Oddly that’s also where porn came from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t know what’s happening in the middle of that thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like great hall of vagina dong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla plantfare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If not outright kill the entire Endangered Species Act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those ones are reaching a new speed limit as well, the cavitation around the hydrofoil starts at a certain speed/angle and stalls the foil, which then abruptly drops the hull back into the water.

  I’ve been wondering how long before the equivalent of variable swept wings will be added to the cup boats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hi to Flocky!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re gonna need a large sample size, so better test at least a dozen cameras, just to be sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d think it would be popular with the drug dealers, but I guess crypto maybe has taken its place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just me and my cement truck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.

  Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that math is real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be the golden ratio, but it’s too early to think of any tree related puns for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the seventh day, god created uranium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bus needs to be repainted as a church bus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the sprue mark left from the mold.

  This is the removable plug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get your point and joke, but I don’t want my tax money going to gerrymandered politicians that want to imprison women because of their private health decisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so close⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We used to get caffeine free Diet Coke or Pepsi in the 80s for elementary school pizza parties.

  It made the best burps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless it’s in the Bible Belt, Florida or Texas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about seconds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doomer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PFAS is gonna fuck us, but simultaneously is super useful. Not much modern indoor plumbing works without ptfe paste/tape somewhere.

  I wonder if it’s one of the great filters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games rule⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, black mold is what’s stopping me from doing this, or at least the threat of it, hopefully.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Airpod Subwoofer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thing that’s just the 1st gen AirPod stock image from Apple.

  Like these are: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Ice Ball Earth Theory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably what it felt like to the first explorers trying to cross either pole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They need the remaining 30% of their staff to carry the whole load. AI intent there to make work easier, it’s supposed to make fewer workers more productive (profitable for investors).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It has what kids want⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They eat the important bits before the bacteria and viruses can get to ‘em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the odds it’s employer mandated spyware to make sure they aren’t automating their mundane tasks. Or finishing their work in the first 2 hours of the morning and running errands/ chores the rest of the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Truck is Stupid Big⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just let the air out of the tires so they dont have to worry about scraping.

  Also I have a tiny old but tall van, it’s exactly 15 feet long and narrower than most modern compact cars, but it’s over 6 ft tall. It does fit in most parking decks, and never sticks out of the spot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple a day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, Pepperidge Farm remembers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Degens