anomnom

@anomnom@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally gets a gf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Always was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do you take him for a walk?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like this could be an attention problem. 8 is too many kids not to have serious help keeping a family running.

  Also it sounds a bit like idiocracy if they can’t learn to fucking stay near an adult.

  My son was shy, but he hid from us a coupon times. But he was taught from as soon as he could understand that wandering from mom and dad (or uncles or grandparents) was a bad idea. But he’s also an only child and has said some pretty weirdly mature things. He scolds me for putting marker caps in my mouth and makes sure I have all relevant PPE when we’re working in the shop for instance, and he’s been doing it since he was 4-5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sarcastic “cool” works even better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The D.E.N.N.I.S ship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steel the meme to plan his space rapes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just gave up and used copper RTV on the uneven collector pipes on a flat 4 engine. There was no way to properly align the left and right headers to the collector besides just fucking cranking on the bolts as a clamp held them in alignment.

  I felt shame for that one, and it’s off to the inspection station Monday now that it doesn’t leak. But you can see the Rtv sticking out. I give it a summer before it fails again. At best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fecal transplanters do (though I think many are just giving it away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet these are how IKEA sells them…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was uplifting, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weapons trafficking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tinkle down economics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‎ ‎ ‎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or it’s based on some of the shitty apartments in the greater Boston area.

  We viewed one where the “shower” could only be used while kneeling because the peaked roof cut the top off, and it was a walk in. Another where the back door could only open 1/3 of the way because the only place in the kitchen for a refrigerator block the door except enough to squeeze a slim person through. That back door was the only way down to the laundry, but there was no way in hell to get a basket through it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pre cloud OG Mac boot up sound. Eve is more like an IPhone. Sleek white and locked down but great when it’s connected and working.

  Anyone else have an older Mac still ticking away? I have a 2007 20” that’s only had an HD->SSD upgrade and is still good for email file and printer serving and remote backups to FireWire and usb HDs.

  I’ve got an old 8 core Mac Pro (the perforated giant aluminum one) too, but haven’t bothered booting it in 6-7 years. It was my render farm for Keyshot for years but I think one of the Ram modules failed at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one did you choose????⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No rectum?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was Linux land, surely it’d be ZFS no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they come⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’ve had them fly into my mouth too, most memorably in mid air after jumping off a diving board. So I had to endure the damn thing in my mouth, under water, until I could come up for air/spitting it out.

  Still way less annoying than horse and deer flies. Those fuckers really hurt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They also interconnected screens, facial cameras, color adjustments and all the other bullshit that’s making fixing these more and more annoying and expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe turns subscription screw again, telling users to pay up or downgrade⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I stick with the overpriced Mac and ditched Adobe when I was in charge of the design department. The hardware lasts and the trackpad is unrivaled and Pixelmator and the Affinity apps are good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better than last time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by.

  A smooth blitzkrieg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not enough real estate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wang tattoos incoming!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outstanding work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can US citizens do to fight/prevent their country enabling genocide?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better pump up those numbers, hope they have “Justice system doesn’t apply to me” money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The brick collection has finally been relocated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if it’s made out of bricks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paneraverse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks more like Panera to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal spirits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tessquirrelact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He certainly has a punchable profile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AMC Theatres Quarterly Losses Hit $202.1 Million After Box Office Got Off to Rocky Start⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Local theater near us has $11 matinees. Go before dinner and have a meal at the grocery store next door ($3.50 for a good sized burger and fries).

  It’s a cheap date on a rainy afternoon, the AMC wants $30+ for the same experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rawdogging it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or an air marshal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know the answer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, en dashes would have been fine there. Em dashes don’t get spaced—and have specific grammatical uses too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're a broke vampire, just say that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fry has no expenses for 1000 years though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably made out of squishy animal bits instead of the bones.