Actually, this is the better timeline. We were shifted into the really bad timeline after the cascade failure occurred right after the first test.
The weasel actually saved billions of lives.
makes more sense than this shit
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That weasel’s name?
Harambe.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
The way to return to the correct timeline is simple: Take the dicks out.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 hours ago
How long should I keep it for? It’s cold over here!
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
South Park is certainly helping, then
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
Unfortunately I have more belief in humans fucking shit up than I do in accidental weasel hadron colliding.
logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Also, this says it was in 2016. We were already super fucked by then. I’d be more inclined to believe that we live in a giant simulation that got fucked by the millennium bug.
Not that things were great in 2000, but the point is that 2016 is way too late. It’s like looking at water that’s just starting to boil, and then being surprised when it becomes a rolling boil.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yeah but in 2000, I still felt like shit roughly made sense. We entered clown world long about the time the LHC fired its first high energy collisions.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) was first “fired high energy” when it achieved its first high-energy particle collisions on March 30, 2010. On that date, proton beams collided at a combined energy of 7 TeV, setting a new world record and officially beginning the LHC’s research program.
I remember hearing that that was going to happen and, you know, being mildly concerned. Then it came and went and I forgot about it. But I distinctly remember 2012. A series of truly bizarre things happened in my personal life. I sold a condo I owned at the time and moved away to try and put some distance between myself and what was happening. It was pants-on-head stupid, like I just couldn’t believe what was going on, but it was personal, not earth-shattering, just truly, deeply bizarre.
Shortly thereafter, Trump happened, then covid - and the whole world began being truly, deeply bizarre. Now things have progressed so far that where I used to think I knew a bit about how the world works and where it’s going, I am now utterly adrift. I don’t even try to make sense of it anymore, just to accept it and roll as best I can.
I’m not saying correlation is causation but when I first heard the LHC theory it made me stop and think.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Turning it on was the mistake. It was activated in 2015.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
In this universe yes but in the weasels timeline weasel based time manipulation is quite common.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 hours ago
I read, “weasel hardon collision”.
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I would rent that movie for at least once.
bizza@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
So the weasel is why we live in the Biff timeline
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 hours ago
Also, in the parallel universe in which David Bowie and Prince didn’t die, they play at Hillary Clinton’s inauguration
sartalon@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Fuck Hillary and the DNC.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
you couldn’t have dreamed a little harder and said “Bernie Sanders”?She’s the US equivalent of Keir Starmer
otacon239@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Have u played Abiotic Factor? Cause that’s kinda the vibe
otacon239@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This kills me because the concept looks great, but I’m never really into survival. Hate kill screens in immersive games.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Just added an edit for a game I found tonight.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It was the weasel that went into the collider. We’ve always been in the same timeline. It’s the weasel that’s now confused and very angry.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
alternatively the weasel is now in a good timeline
ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
No it’s just the inevitable progression of neoliberalism
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
things weren’t good before then though
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Though, for each of those possible timlines to have ever existed, they would have to be played out with humans that have a consciousness. Maybe, we’re that consciousness.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’m now a firm believer in this theory.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Better reason then what Terminator 3 did in that hallway.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“Wrong”? Define “wrong”.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Its all kinds of weaselly, innit?
Valorie12@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
So really we only have Gordy to blame for not catching the weasel
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
Weasel: There was no other other.