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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moralizing scarcity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a recession signal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone up for a rousing game of...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep winking but she ain’t even poppin a single tiddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the science behind erratic driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your brain on AI. We are fucking cooked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Br*tish breakfast "food".⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Most good English food is imported though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arc Raiders is testing a PvE mode because "a large and growing group" refuse to hunt each other⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once again proving for the 903486362527484th time that “always on but optional” PvP is a stupid game mechanic which attracts exactly two kinds of players - griefers and people who really just want to play PvE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Since it can’t be can only stop with five countertop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOUR HEART IS A MUSCLE, THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait is Flogging Molly folk punk? Ohhh now I get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not drink!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is a Makita model 9557PB corded angle grinder, with a masonry disk, since I never feel like swapping back to actual cutting disc, and the concrete blade seems to cut metal just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone freaked out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just love the dichotomy of the dude coming over acting all upset as if there’s any other use for that particular weapon he’s selling. It’s exactly the same vibe as buying a bong back in the day, where you have to pretend like it was for tobacco and if you used any weed adjacent nomenclature, the stoned worker would be like “nah bro, that’s illegal.” Except like, this guy selling tools for murder and not tools for enhancing the cinematic experience of The Fifth Element.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your AAAAAAAAAAAAAA will only provide you AAAAAAAAAA until you are no longer able to AAAAAAAAAA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am the eggman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A car parked in front of the fire hydrant hindered the firefighters' intervention, so the team broke two side windows and passed the hose through the inside of the car.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. They didn’t have to do that but I’m glad they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your wife begging you to get a job but you have to explain to her that Nietzsche said whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if I can sleep for somebody else then I can have somebody else sleep for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #247 Sins and Virtues: The Missing Codex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually incredible to think about how much we actually accommodate religion as a society. There’s a list of like six very specific delusions we’ve decided are ok and if you make too much noise about it then you are the asshole.

  My policy is that this accomodation ends the second you try to legislate the delusion onto others, at which point I no longer need to be respectful of a personal belief, and am allowed to treat the matter with the same level of objective rigor as anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #247 Sins and Virtues: The Missing Codex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, the solitude I crave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Useful things at the mall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean you gotta wash it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer garden ready⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand stands only bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any of the .ml news comms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point is that I already jerked off like six times and now I have to do the other phone thing for a few minutes. The other option would be to put the phone down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I have met many crabs, and have always chosen the same path…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Masochism? Oh no my friend. I love it when people leave me the little “I’m wrong and I also want you to know that I’m upset about it” indicator. It not only reinforces the idea that I am correct, which is a given, but also the idea that this has upset them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I take it as a point of pride. Someone went on record as being wrong about something. Every downvote is validation. I mean, upvotes sure, but I already know the thing I said is as elegant as it is correct. I don’t need that reinforced. But a downvote? That’s special. That’s me being so right about something, that someone has gone out of their way to publicly humiliate themselves by indicating personal disapproval of my otherwise priceless seeds of wisdom. There is no better feeling in the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that’s right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “oh good you’re finally here!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean I like raisins, just...you know...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo lemme get a grape, but can you fuck up the texture and make it look like mouse shit for me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean I like raisins, just...you know...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And also not really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Landlord I've Had In Australia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada, but all the wildlife can kill you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My comments are suddenly all being mass downvoted. Looking for some help.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This. Just laugh at the idea that there’s someone out there with such a sad existence that they spend time stalking people on this app.