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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But then if I don’t wash my hands, the tank doesn’t get filled. I will not tolerate this level of coercion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who would win the second american civil war in the fire rises (the hoi4 mod)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have kids so I just work like 6-2 and the occasional weekend in order to keep afternoons open. It also helps that I’m basically unsupervised and nobody really keeps track of what I’m doing. Maybe once every six weeks I intentionally work like 4 hours on a Saturday and make a big fucking deal about it to give the perception that I am both busy and productive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨taking a stand⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I already whittled six times today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your butter nuttered?

  Would you like us to assign someone to nutter your butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh.

  Bend over and I’ll show you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even old New Mexico was once New Amsterdam.

  • Confucius, probably
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally found a pair of pants that fit very good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Free feet in this economy?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In some heavy Muslim countries women seems always to wear a black hijab and get in trouble for not wearing one. Why don't they wear colorful ones or with slogans? Is black all to wear?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So it has nothing to do with modesty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well done, all of you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Zipper merging is ideal in certain situations but not all of them. It reduces the total “length” of traffic the choke point, but doesn’t necessarily increase the total throughout. It’s primarily meant to prevent traffic from backing up to other lights and intersections on the road. The throughput optimum for lighter traffic is to merge earlier (though not miles back) to maintain speed, and people who force their way in at the last second cause the standard “traffic wave” problems. That’s why it isn’t quite as clear cut as people make it - the optimum behavior is situational and that level of complexity is not well gasped by your average person who is profoundly uncurious of the world around them.

  Then there’s the issue of people wanting to zipper merge in places where it is completely inappropriate because it blocks a travel lane. This was a weekly debate on our local subreddit when I was still using it. Enough people insisted that a highway interchange should be treated as a zipper, despite that blocking the main road, is high enough that I am convinced that the zipper narrative has been a net negative. Though I also concede that most of these people would still be idiots about it without the plausible justification for bad behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But the cash is more liquid. Selling $70M worth of gold is a hassle and would invite unwanted attention. $50M in cash you can spend right away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be The Sunshine ☀️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit happens and sometimes you won’t be there for it and that’s just life. It’s not a justification to put everyone else on the road in danger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be The Sunshine ☀️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The people who are obsessed with this are also the people who seem to think any person in the left lane at any time gives them justification to aggressively weave in and out of traffic, ignoring the equally present laws against speeding and undertaking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you would be pretty shocked to see sumo champions next to NFL linemen. They weigh about the same, but the NFL players are 3-4 inches taller on average.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's an arborist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just ask OP’s mom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Joker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there any open source ATM machine ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some say OP’s mom is the original ATM machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bend over and I’ll show you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn straight!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But do you want to main bottom, or off bottom? Like, are you an aggro build, or a damage build?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Start wearing purple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's hoping he calls again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t wash your colon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amount of paper I used in one school year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many bananas tall would you say that 9v battery is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose chicken.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck Aubrey Plaza

  I’ll take one for the team, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually a better home protection plan than “have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa.” It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it wasn’t free.