zqwzzle
@zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
- Comment on We dumb 6 days ago:
The tainted answer because the B ark landed on earth ruining the results.
- Comment on A tense moment. 2 weeks ago:
“Hello, my colleague and I have discovered two new types of Lymphoma, and we would like to register them.”
“Certainly! Tell me your name, please.”
“Well, I’m Dr. Hodgkins.”
"Great, so we’ll call one ‘Hodgkin’s Lymphoma’. What’s the other doctor’s name? ".
“Dr. Ottovordemgentschenfelde.”
“…OK, ‘Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma’. Done!”
- Comment on Lmao 3 weeks ago:
<You guys are having sex?>
- Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 4 weeks ago:
This song has to be taken in the context of its time. You see, discovery channel used to air documentaries and animal shows.
- Comment on Kermit :) 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Pants 1 month ago:
This is so stupid, I love it.
- Comment on pew pew 1 month ago:
Quadshooter. (There is also a true facts episode on the echidna)
- Comment on “Now I can see it’s the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen…” 1 month ago:
Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.
- Comment on Fuck that i aint forgot what happened to my boy steve irwin 😤 1 month ago:
Yeah he did get too close, and also I don’t think he’d want us taking out wildlife because it happened.
- Comment on Called out 1 month ago:
It’s called stresslaxing.
- Comment on History's Major Downtimes: Lessons from the Biggest Outages 1 month ago:
That one time cocoa pods was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
X chromosomes are stored in the balls
- Comment on Installation 2 months ago:
“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 2 months ago:
You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people
- Comment on Intergalactic Planatary 2 months ago:
🤖
- Comment on Intergalactic Planatary 2 months ago:
🤖
- Comment on PhD vs Marriage 2 months ago:
Crippling anxiety?
- Comment on Intergalactic Planatary 2 months ago:
Planetary intergalactic.
- Comment on The Signal 2 months ago:
- Comment on House spiders 3 months ago:
Barn owls: ~Excellent~
- Comment on I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 3 months ago:
Might not have the full code block implemented.
- Comment on I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 3 months ago:
𓂸 𓂹 𓂺 there are hieroglyphs too, and these appear often enough to be included.
- Comment on Centipedes Don't Fuck 3 months ago:
And three movies that never should have been made.
- Comment on Sexual dimorphism 4 months ago:
No Ron, go find Becky.
- Comment on pixar bod 4 months ago:
Does this also explain the Pixar mom body?
- Comment on NASA Ping 4 months ago:
This’ll be perfect when it’s about 19 hours after the original post.
- Comment on Octopi 4 months ago:
It used to be on the Merriam Webster YouTube channel but I think that editor left and for some reason it was taken down.
- Comment on Octopi 4 months ago:
I should memorize the video
