TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OR3X@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Correct
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard all of these lots… Regional differences? They’re certainly popular in entertainment too
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re in the minority.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
According this list: I’m not white
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Correct
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alright bucko
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 1 week ago
Back in the 1950s
aaaa@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, but “dude, what the fuck” should be up there
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
There’s a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I feel personally attacked.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m personally attacking you
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
At least the feeling is justified, then.
Catalyst_A@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
“You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I go straight to “excuse me??”
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I like a very stern “what’s up” if its a stranger.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You forgot Bless your heart.
Bless your hearrrrtt.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oh my stars and garters
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now, see here!
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
What about “hey! Fucko!” I’ve never heard anyone say that. So far.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it
musicjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
See my other comment about racial vs racist humor.
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Said by a man called Clem.
JackTea@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.
Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m not your buddy, guy.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
I aint your guy, pal
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not your pal, friend.