zarathustrad
@zarathustrad@lemmy.world
- Comment on another TUI 6 days ago:
I agree. Anyone who believes, who believes in Imaginary Sky Magic should be rounded up and put into camps.
Let’s start with the Evangelicals.
- Comment on Taxes and nature 1 week ago:
Pics or it didn’t happen.
- Comment on Taxes and nature 1 week ago:
Don’t get me started on Job. That guy got divinely fucked.
Oh… not that Job.
- Comment on Ohio 3 weeks ago:
Um… Aksuually American Lions are African Americans.
- Comment on He's gonna be one of these medal wearing dictators 4 weeks ago:
Did his dad get a Medal for getting arrested after a Klan riot in 1927?
You know, back when the Anti fascists actually did stuff.
- Comment on EA Close To Sale That Would Take The Company Private 4 weeks ago:
Now, with extra Bone Saw.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 4 weeks ago:
I was just checking on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
- Comment on Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 4 weeks ago:
My Grandpa was a Seabee. That makes me 1/4 Sea Bee.
- Comment on #freepenisman 4 weeks ago:
Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the Penis man,
the Penis man, the Penis man?
Do you know the Penis man,
who drew on Drury Lane?
- Comment on #freepenisman 4 weeks ago:
He is PP man.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 4 weeks ago:
I’ll feel bad for a moment as I step over a Nazis corpse in the trenches, because maybe he was drafted.
I won’t feel bad for the propagandists when they are nailed to the wall, or the Dictators when they swing from a metal girder above a service station. They knew what they were doing.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 4 weeks ago:
Just caught a 6 day reddit ban for nearly that same joke.
Nice.
- Comment on Them 2 months ago:
Many Slurs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day,
- Comment on Vibe check! 2 months ago:
As an AABD I’m with you despite our differences.
- Comment on Id say atleast 4-5 more 5 months ago:
Nay 5, Nay 6… Unless thou doth then proceedeth on to 7.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 months ago:
Have you tried Stag’s Breath Honey and Whisky Liqueur?
I’m sure there are others. Though liquor laws sometimes stiffle innovation so America tends to have more weird experiments of flavor.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 months ago:
Sure, if you don’t know what you’re doing. But, as we eliminate all regulations in the US, we gotta learn how to DIY.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 months ago:
Not as cheap as just plain alcohol. But yes, I home brew. Hops and Malt are not cheap, but sugar (insert any fermentable here, rice, cane sugar, corn, potatoes ext…) is.
- Comment on We pink inside too :( 5 months ago:
If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…
That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.
- Comment on Ubisoft Accused of 'Secret Data Collection' in Single-Player Games 5 months ago:
More like, if you purchased an electric clipper, and it wirelessly sent a message to the company every time you used it, to let them know how long and where you’re using it.
They already have purchase info, they don’t need usage info. At least not for free with our consent or knowledge of the customer.
- Comment on GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me? 5 months ago:
So, barely illegal?
- Comment on How to 5 months ago:
Was that Wahnsinnig Zeitschriften or Magazin Verrückt?
- Comment on When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS 5 months ago:
No, after my opinion the POV rotated 180°…
- Comment on its-a-me, Luigi 5 months ago:
Luigi Iced T.
- Comment on Babe 5 months ago:
You guys don’t keep your freezer at -180f?
- Comment on Go meet grass or touch your neighbors. 6 months ago:
We have absolutely zero ways to engage!
- Comment on Do it 6 months ago:
Holy Diver, in my ass.
- Comment on Checkmate, Atheists! 6 months ago:
The original Isekai edgelord.
- Comment on Drug Dealer Simulator publisher launches an investigation against Schedule 1 creator. The game is supposedly “violating company’s IP” 6 months ago:
That game taughte valuable life lessons.
Like if a joint smells like paraquat, do you smoke it? (No)
Buy low, sell high.
Carry as many guns as possible.
The importance of small business loans. (And that while you need to pay them off quickly, keeping cash on hand for investment is important.)
- Comment on Clean butt 6 months ago:
Nice for emergencies, but an actual bidet is like $10-20 and install takes less than 5min (10 if you count watching a YouTube on how to do it.)