zarathustrad
@zarathustrad@lemmy.world
- Comment on We here at lemmy love the antichrist 4 months ago:
This dog is black, not.
- Comment on We here at lemmy love the antichrist 4 months ago:
I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.
- Comment on silly goose 4 months ago:
If you see them at the IHOP they are called the “Waffling USSS”.
Also accepted is just saying it phonetically like “Us” but with a lisssssp.
- Comment on “It’s sick” 4 months ago:
Do you have a license, to ill?
- Comment on Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement 4 months ago:
Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.
- Comment on Part of this complete breakfast! 4 months ago:
Easpeas
- Comment on Part of this complete breakfast! 4 months ago:
The whole point of using a “dead” language is that languages change over time and scientists once had the foresight to attempt making their works more universal over both multiple languages and over time.
- Comment on Help me out here 4 months ago:
I prefer Re***t
- Comment on Help me out here 4 months ago:
I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
- Comment on Another mystery solved. 4 months ago:
- Comment on Get sorted... 4 months ago:
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
- Comment on Hello lovelies!!! 4 months ago:
Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.
- Comment on Facts 4 months ago:
Yea, That just laying there.
- Comment on I like to spread knowledge 5 months ago:
It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night
And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger
- Comment on Depending on how you count 5 months ago:
In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.
- Comment on wtf stop 😑😑 5 months ago:
More likely Diabetes.
- Comment on science 5 months ago:
I mean, it could just as earsily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.
- Comment on Ok. Now they've done it. 5 months ago:
Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.
Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some.book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.
- Comment on Howdy ho 5 months ago:
Guess which of the fling quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.
(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)
1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”
2: “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
- Comment on hot dog 5 months ago:
It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
- Comment on i hate this meme 5 months ago:
“This guy gets it!”
- Comment on Country music 5 months ago:
I was going to go with whale songs, but that works too. Yo ho!
- Comment on How do you even call that? 5 months ago:
Did anyone see a group of little guys come out of a portal with a map? If so, that might be “ultimate evil”.
- Comment on This is not a record to be proud of. 5 months ago:
My hair is a dove (The Holy Spirit) so your argument is invalid!
- Comment on This is not a record to be proud of. 5 months ago:
Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 5 months ago:
Sure, Al has made a ton of deep fakes, and makes us question the nature of art, and the viability of art as a career in the modern era… But he is funny.
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 5 months ago:
Love those. Now go listen to MELANIE
and EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG.
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 5 months ago:
And, he should use LLM to write the lyrics.
- Comment on The Year is 2002. The Pizza Hut and Mountain Dew are on the way. It's Time to GAMER MODE all over your Uncle on the PlayStation 1 5 months ago:
It’s 2024 I’m still playing Sega Genesis.
- Comment on Which is which? 5 months ago:
That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.
Just make a big trough and make new friends.