I am already annoyed at the ineveitble umm actually replies about salmon’s not being exactly the color salmon and humans not being the same color either. Pre-pissed
We pink inside too :(
Submitted 20 hours ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
The bigger “Umm, actually” is that during spawning season, their outsides are that color.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
spawning season
Damn so they NPCs fr
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Wow, TIL.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Achually it’s named after Salmon Rushdie and is the true colour of Satan’s flesh.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
since when is salmon pink? it’s very obviously orange, tuna is pink.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You need to adjust your RGB settings. Tweak them until the salmon is pink-orange and not orange-pink.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Salmon pink is a real color. But I think it refers to the cooked salmon, and not raw salmon.
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Colors are such a subjective experience! I would definitely classify salmon as pink, but now that you say it u can see why another person might classify it as orange. It would never have occured to me naturally though.
Isn’t that cool?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
If it ain’t pink on the inside you better run away fast as you can
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…
Slovene@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Then why the heck we call them gray matter?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pink. But the neurons are grey.
The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…
qarbone@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”
Salmon: “Yah.”
Human: “And we rub there bellies, you know?”
Salmon: “Okay.”
Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before throwing you in a fire.”
Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Hey, you should see what we did to Mr. Steckerlfisch over there.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…
That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 18 hours ago
Humans: Shut up and eat more krill
mtchristo@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.
youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Because the meat is pink? Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
stabs you
hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
It’s umm sockeye salmon colour.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
alekwithak@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
So, like, a mermaid?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Source?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.