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We pink inside too :(

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aaactually salmon can’t talk

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.

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      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        partially aquatic.

        So, like, a mermaid?

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      • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, they just don’t want to talk to you.

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Now I’m sad. Thanks.

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      • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Source?

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You mean sauce? Cream sauce.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am already annoyed at the ineveitble umm actually replies about salmon’s not being exactly the color salmon and humans not being the same color either. Pre-pissed

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The bigger “Umm, actually” is that during spawning season, their outsides are that color.

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wow, TIL.

        some random internet source

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      • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        spawning season

        Damn so they NPCs fr

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Achually it’s named after Salmon Rushdie and is the true colour of Satan’s flesh.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then why the heck we call them gray matter?

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pink. But the neurons are grey.

        The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.

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      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.

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      • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.

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  • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”

    Salmon: “Yah.”

    Human: “And we rub there bellies, you know?”

    Salmon: “Okay.”

    Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before throwing you in a fire.”

    Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, you should see what we did to Mr. Steckerlfisch over there.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    since when is salmon pink? it’s very obviously orange, tuna is pink.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You need to adjust your RGB settings. Tweak them until the salmon is pink-orange and not orange-pink.

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    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Salmon pink is a real color. But I think it refers to the cooked salmon, and not raw salmon.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        but cooked salmon is either pale orange (the middle) or dark orange (the outside)?

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Colors are such a subjective experience! I would definitely classify salmon as pink, but now that you say it u can see why another person might classify it as orange. It would never have occured to me naturally though.

      Isn’t that cool?

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Why the long face?”

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…

      That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.

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  • jpeps@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Farrow & Ball go further by just calling their salmon paint colour “Dead Salmon”.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it ain’t pink on the inside you better run away fast as you can

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    • itsnotits@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’d* better run away

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You say tomato, I say 'mater

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Humans: Shut up and eat more krill

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  • youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because the meat is pink? Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      stabs you

      hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here

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  • pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not pink… it’s salmon.

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  • DogOnKeyboard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The extra terrestrials which tractor beam specimens up also use chemicals to make our flesh more appealing, nothing wrong here.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pink salmon have a kinda pinkish stripe on them

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  • mtchristo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s umm sockeye salmon colour.

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