Swedneck

@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  no it isn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This comic is missing a chunk of asbestos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Give hitler me give eat hitler me eat hitler give me eat hitler give me you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  because they’re parasites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rich⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a half-scale “model” resort, with trains that are fully functional and the whole thing just straight up being a functional and quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show your pride⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girls⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lamarr, get out of there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor doggo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm too stupid for this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  obviusly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

  it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
  So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
  😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  not until i shove my legs into soil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
  The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raven Big Mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  reverse clark kent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The history of soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  cooked, right?

  right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, eating is as least as important as berries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See ya.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

  i hope that helps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s breve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  all of these is because modern english went to shit and we should all go back to middle english and actually pronounce those letters. All the other germanic languages pronounce those letters, why must english be all weird and special?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  then they’re marriage material