Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on The Warbussy 1 week ago:
The 5 kinds of bird names:
- Amazing Wonderbird of Eden
- Hotbreasted Milfjay
- Grayheaded Brownbird
- Walter’s Fingernail
- Miserable Fuckwit
- Comment on Snoopy Rock 1 week ago:
it’s “hey that rock looks a lot like a cartoon character beloved by basically everyone on earth”, not sure why you’d bring euphemism and imperialism into it?
- Comment on Galaxy Brains 1 week ago:
more precisely it lets you add text that only shows up for people looking specifically at your reblog/boost/whateverthefuck the generic term is, unlike a reply which everyone afterwards can see.
So it’s like showing your friend something on the phone and making a snarky remark about it, they hear your remark but no one else does.
- Comment on Why? 4 weeks ago:
because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it
- Comment on Why? 4 weeks ago:
no it isn’t
- Comment on No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers 4 weeks ago:
being standard isn’t an excuse, it makes it even more egregious.
- Comment on No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers 4 weeks ago:
i wish agents would at least try to not be insufferable about it, tell me “yeah i know, that’s the way it is” or something so i don’t feel like i’m trying to communicate with some sort of advanced fungus colony…
- Comment on This comic is missing a chunk of asbestos. 4 weeks ago:
i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”
- Comment on "Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics. 4 weeks ago:
Give hitler me give eat hitler me eat hitler give me eat hitler give me you
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
because they’re parasites
- Comment on Condiment udders 1 month ago:
i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.
- Comment on rich 1 month ago:
i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a half-scale “model” resort, with trains that are fully functional and the whole thing just straight up being a functional and quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.
- Comment on Show your pride 1 month ago:
uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.
- Comment on Girls 1 month ago:
lamarr, get out of there!
- Comment on Poor doggo 1 month ago:
unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one
- Comment on I'm too stupid for this 1 month ago:
obviusly
- Comment on Caw caw 1 month ago:
i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳
it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.
- Comment on Know the difference 1 month ago:
the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭 - Comment on eel butts 1 month ago:
not until i shove my legs into soil
- Comment on Progress 2 months ago:
i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience. - Comment on Raven Big Mom 2 months ago:
reverse clark kent
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 months ago:
at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place
- Comment on The history of soup 2 months ago:
cooked, right?
right?
- Comment on Evolution 2 months ago:
yeah, eating is as least as important as berries
- Comment on See ya. 2 months ago:
that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence
- Comment on Harsh 2 months ago:
Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.
i hope that helps
- Comment on Poor salmon 2 months ago:
many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.
- Comment on Poor salmon 2 months ago:
that’s breve