Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on truly heartbreaking 6 days ago:
Terminal, (s)even.
- Comment on Oh yes daddy credit please 6 days ago:
yeah it’s much smarter to have all your belongings taken away by debt collectors
- Comment on :3 6 days ago:
wohlfüh put yuh ass away
- Comment on life hack 6 days ago:
that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect
- Comment on Water time 6 days ago:
do you think it’s gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?
- Comment on life hack 1 week ago:
i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?
At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.
- Comment on life hack 1 week ago:
i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash
- Comment on life hack 1 week ago:
as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance
- Comment on Water time 1 week ago:
still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.
- Comment on Water time 1 week ago:
which is ironic, because that’s not how covid fucking spreads, at all
- Comment on Water time 1 week ago:
this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 1 week ago:
Elijah has a shorter face and smiles like he’s insane but has learned to live with it
- Comment on fEEt 1 week ago:
they also do a lot of work, try raising yourself onto your toes a bunch of times in a row, your calves will glow like the top element in the oven.
- Comment on hourly sin 1 week ago:
this is why heaven is full of lesbians
- Comment on I mean honestly im shocked 1 week ago:
biology is probably the closest we can get to actual eldrich horror, realizing that everything you’ve taken as fact is complete nonsense and in reality all definitions are made up
like fucking hell, both animals and plants are compound organisms that billions of years ago swallowed some bacteria or whatever and it stuck around inside the cells and eventually atrophied into organelles!
- Comment on I mean honestly im shocked 1 week ago:
maybe that’s why octopi don’t have civilizations, they’re too traumatized by the fact that all their relatives are little more than meat plants
- Comment on Wacky ass sporophiles 1 week ago:
turns out life doesn’t care what we think, and will merrily do whatever the fuck it feels like
there’s a plant that can just magically grow to look like whatever other plants are near it, some-fucking-how
- Comment on Shitpost 1 week ago:
“Ka-blooey!”
“oh they’re gonna hafta gluu yuu back together, IN HELL”
- Comment on Shitpost 1 week ago:
and 3d-printers
We have the technology, we can rebuild her
- Comment on i can't handle coffee 1 week ago:
this is wild to read because many days i literally need a 200mg pill to be physically able to get out of bed, and that is literally all the effect it has on me. If i take 400mg all at once i, like, feel a bit nervous and jittery for a few hours…
Also i’m not sure how accurate what you say can be, because my pills are as stated 200mg and intended to be taken whole, if it was really that big of an issue then surely they’d be 50mg each and you’d be instructed to portion it out over a few hours?
- Comment on Wacky ass sporophiles 1 week ago:
idk if there are other cool parts, but the one i’m aware of is that their jizzulate is asexual, basically clones (i think). The ferns shed spores which grow into what looks like a leaf on the ground, then those “leaves” have their own more normal sex cells which do the usual thing, which then grow into actual ferns from the surface of the “leaf”.
It’s fucking wild. - Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 1 week ago:
companies also love to make it look like lawsuits are frivolous, when in reality the lawsuit was just “they gave me literally boiling hot coffee, not 40°C, not 50°C, literally 95°C coffee that melted my skin when i spilled it”
- Comment on I paint houses 1 week ago:
this would make steve feel slightly gassy
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
But next to the jumping spiders, they’re the only ones who can hold a good conversation and maintain proper directed eye contact.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
if you’re really nice they’ll vomit honey into your mouth
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
“hello, are you a flower?”
- “no”
“oh, that’s too bad, can sit on your head and look for flowers?”
- “no”
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
i don’t think one table is going to be enough for the beetles
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 1 week ago:
just use youtube?
- Comment on Get fucking got! 1 week ago:
me grabbing the cat and motorboating its belly much to their moderate displeasure
- Comment on I just want to play a game... 1 week ago:
seriously, there are so many fucking games at this point that the problem is just finding the ones you like.
Remember: Old games are still perfectly fine, people enjoyed them in the past so you can probably enjoy them now, they don’t just become obsolete 5 years after release.
