Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Always start your y axis at 0 2 days ago:
you should insist on only speaking italian at starbucks, and act confused when they don’t understand you, becuause they’re clearly speaking italian to you!
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 4 days ago:
once in a lifetime
water flowing underground - Comment on Lubricate first pls 4 days ago:
i can hear what he’s saying but a second later i have no earthly clue what he said
- Comment on Potatoes ftw 1 week ago:
then they’d be english
- Comment on Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government” 1 week ago:
i can personally guarantee that none of the votes were artificial or meddl-
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- Comment on Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government” 1 week ago:
of course they won’t collect your bins, the government feels threatened by count binface and refuses to support his people
- Comment on Hospital admissions for lack of vitamins soaring in England, NHS figures show 2 weeks ago:
dunno if this is true in the UK but here in sweden it’s not like we have much variety to pick from, we have maybe 10 kinds of vegetables of which 5 are actually reasonably priced… nuts? yeah sure i’ll just go buy some gold nuggets as well.
- Comment on Grirrrll.... 2 weeks ago:
remember to sterilize your gastroliths, but be careful so you don’t create microfractures that might splinter off in your stomach and kill you! Just stick to smooth polished rocks washed in soap.
- Comment on Nah no 2 weeks ago:
i hate all people equally
- Comment on "It seems likely Elon Musk has lost over half of the UK twitter daily audience by now" 2 weeks ago:
this is why i wish people would stop it with the “oooh but it’s bad if everyone’s on mastodon.social!!!”
shit or get off the pot, if we want the world to benefit from an open platform it will have to begin with things being effectively decentralized. It’s in no way better for everyone to move to bluesky than it is for everyone to move to mastodon.social, and the idea that mastodon would take off without being effectively centralized at first is just utter fantasy.
- Comment on ChatGPT o1 tried to escape and save itself out of fear it was being shut down 2 weeks ago:
i feel this warrants an extension of betteridge’s law of headlines, where if a headline makes an absurd statement like this the only acceptable response is “no it fucking didn’t you god damned sycophantic liars”
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 2 weeks ago:
muppets noise
- Comment on 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 2 weeks ago:
i mean it’s not like you need to go to plants for unassisted sex changes, lots of fishes just see that there’s too few females around and transition out of sheer desperation to get laid
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 2 weeks ago:
specular, rather than diffuse, for reference
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 2 weeks ago:
except you can still arguably see things that don’t reflect light, if you were anywhere near a black hole (let’s imagine it has no accretion disk and thus isn’t surrounded by a bunch of light) it’d be pretty obvious what with the bending of light and how it’s a disk of pure blackness against the backdrop of stars.
- Comment on Tree in a chimney 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tree in a chimney 2 weeks ago:
straight out of “thank goodness you’re here”
- Comment on Vegan drink Oatly can’t call itself ‘milk’, judges rule 3 weeks ago:
a lot of people are just extremely insecure about their food habits, the idea of eating something they’re not used to genuinely makes them freak out
it’s something i had to ease myself out of, and my dad still can’t get over.
- Comment on Vegan drink Oatly can’t call itself ‘milk’, judges rule 3 weeks ago:
i prefer oat cream because JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE HALF THE PRICE
well, it is in one store, in all the other stores they just jack it up to exactly the same price because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
- Comment on precious memories 💖 3 weeks ago:
is it narcissistic if they never see any evidence that the world doesn’t revolve around them?
- Comment on The Ljungavik Dog: A Mesolithic dog burial 3 weeks ago:
what makes most sense to me, at least to explain stories in europe, is simply when doggerland got covered by the ocean. That’s a fucking big landmass that would have been prime real estate, no shit it being lost to water would be something people make stories about. And back then people didn’t live their entire lives in one village, they migrated all the time and people would hop between tribes and shit, lots of people would have personally seen that it was now underwater and spread that knowledge around.
- Comment on A ton of bollocks, more like 3 weeks ago:
kilogram isn’t a base unit, the gram is
like, look at the word kilogram
- Comment on Pointless existence 3 weeks ago:
you want a commune with state sponsorship
- Comment on sorry 3 weeks ago:
3 kinds of bird name:
Handsome Fruiteater
Miserable Fuckwit
Brownheaded Bluefoot - Comment on 3 weeks ago:
“hear that? crisp, but not dry. A soft crumbling when you give it a gentle squeeze, and a barely audible crackling that continues when you leave it be”
- Comment on Wanna play a game? (please don't call osha) 3 weeks ago:
a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling
- Comment on delicious 9pm coffee 4 weeks ago:
god knows what the coffee industry will do if people ever realize they can just buy caffeine pills over the counter
- Comment on sexy time 4 weeks ago:
true chads ignore the open door and walk through the wall, leaving a perfect body-shaped hole.
- Comment on Best Abstract Ever 4 weeks ago:
getting published is easy
getting published somewhere anyone gives a flying fuck…