Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on This ad that claims that windows 11 is 3 times faster than windows 10 7 hours ago:
“this is our best product yet”
yeah i’d fucking hope so, otherwise why the fuck are you making a new version? - Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 8 hours ago:
nah, i have somewhat of a hand fetish and it has nothing to do with how hidden or not they are, i just think hands are inherently attractive if they look nice and feminine. Also big part of it is how sensitive the fingertips are, touching sensitive parts is just always gonna be nice.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 8 hours ago:
yeah that’s how being an organic being works, some people will always differ from the norm, that doesn’t really… mean anything?
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 8 hours ago:
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 8 hours ago:
we like the pain
we like the pain - Comment on Chicken breast steak medium-rare is the best kind of steak 17 hours ago:
i would moreso say that you simply should not ever eat raw sushi (so you know, most sushi) if you’re not 100% confident in your immune system
- Comment on Chicken breast steak medium-rare is the best kind of steak 17 hours ago:
or if you get chicken from a country that vaccinates them, lol
like it’s still not a good idea, better safe than sorry, but like honestly i think it’s not something a healthy person should worry about even if your chicken isn’t vaccinated.
- Comment on Is it weird to juggle in the park? 17 hours ago:
the fact that you’re doing it during lunch makes it not weird, IMO, because that’s just the convenient place and time to do it.
it would be weird (not bad) to leave home and go to the park to do it
- Comment on The Lion 17 hours ago:
finally, male queef
- Comment on The book you needed today 19 hours ago:
i suppose we should be glad they weren’t clowns trying to apply their mastery of tying balloon animals
- Comment on Now that's impressive 19 hours ago:
the white bits on the face and the red nose are tell-tale signs of the model having a minor stroke while trying to shit out the image
- Comment on Looking at you hasan 1 day ago:
i mean it’s better than most things but i definitely agree that overly thin bodies makes me worried they’re going to snap in half, big bahongas are great but i also want to see the muscles needed for structural stability…
- Comment on Finally a map to show me 1 day ago:
now i want to know why the fuck people thought this was a good system to use, why not have the cup size actually be consistent and independent of band size? surely having to do maths to go up and down in band size is precisely what the system should be designed to eliminate?
- Comment on I can't hit for shit either 1 day ago:
the hedchog
- Comment on what are girls 2 days ago:
also like don’t fucking view women as machines you pay for sex? if you have to pay for dates and shit beyond buying yourself a meal then you’re not dating, you’re engaging in extremely convoluted maybe-prostitution.
like it’s fine to pay for things from time to time, but it should be something you’d also do for a friend or family member, it should not be a sex bribe holy shit.
- Comment on Every post in Ye Power Tripping Bastards 3 days ago:
eeeehhhh this depends on context, in “Ye olde taverne” it’s definitely meant to be Þ, but in “beware ye who tread here” i’m pretty sure it’s a completely separate word basically meaning “those of you”
- Comment on Every post in Ye Power Tripping Bastards 3 days ago:
TIL animated webp is a thing and somehow it’s actually supported by firefox, amazing
- Comment on Not feeling well and need to take a paid sick day 3 days ago:
time off requests for sick leave? AMEEEERIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Comment on Me af 4 days ago:
this is why i like cats, when they like you they make it VERY obvious, and it doesn’t feel awkward at all to squish their tiny adorable faces
- Comment on Nominative Determinism is my middle name 4 days ago:
oh right i mean Y in german, not in english
“ee” is the closest equivalent to it in english
also nice, keep downvoting my messages just because you think i’m dumb, very sensible
- Comment on Thought provoking tee shirt 4 days ago:
given how batman is usually portrayed i can 100% imagine them just standing there staring at each other for hours on end until one decides they lost and hookshots away
- Comment on Nominative Determinism is my middle name 4 days ago:
huh? ü isn’t a green letter either, the only languages i’ve seen use it are german and i think turkish, and it’s basically just “y”
- Comment on Served with a side of Cheetos 4 days ago:
that sounds like british cuisine
- Comment on Nominative Determinism is my middle name 4 days ago:
no, the closest equivalent is “me”
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
i believe toothache would be the least of your problems, chronic exposure to white phosphorous will give you fossy jaw which… just straight up kills the jaw and makes it fall off, at least they don’t have to go out of their way to remove it! yay…
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
afaik travel wasn’t even particularly rare, it was just rare that you’d travel very far. Certainly in england it was expected that you’d travel to london or whatever for legal reasons at least like once or twice in your life, and of course merchants existed.
but also a really significant travel no one tends to mention is going on a pilgrimage to jerusalem! to my knowledge most people managed to do it once, and that’s a massive journey to undertake without modern vehicles!
thankfully since religion was so important back then, pilgrims were afforded quite significant privileges like guaranteed free food and housing and iirc travel from anyone, to the point that pretending to be a pilgrim was quite a severe crime. - Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
you can use wood ash, it won’t be a very wholesome or good soap but it gets the job done and is easy to make. Though of course if it’s easy to make then why would people buy much of it from you?
I think it wouldn’t be too hard to convince people to use it for cleaning off obvious messes, way harder to convince them that “oh you see actually diseases are caused by these tiny creatures you can’t see, but trust me they’re there and my product will get rid of them!”.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
afaik one person is far from enough to set of an entire pandemic, especially with a much lower population density and no rapid transport.
it’s feasible that they doom a village and get hunted down, though.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
the real trick is to find some appliation for the technology that is easy enough to build that you don’t need later advancements to pull it off, yet useful enough that anyone is actually going to bother doing it.
or like, be really good at marketing
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 days ago:
to be fair i think the fact that it started in the US is quite vital to it taking off, if you tried it in mainland europe the local priest would come over like a mafioso and politely explain that if you were to have an unfortunate accident then your soul would be spending eternity in hell.