Swedneck

@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  anyways this sandwich tastes great

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug Viruses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  the swedish department of health says the opposite though, that you have to wash your hands with soap to affect at least some viruses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists suck at naming and abbreviating stuff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  C. Elegans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “it is trivial to meow that …”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  schrödinger opened the box

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  you are dragging the group up by comparing to cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨deez nuts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  being a science communicator is good when you’re on TV, but bad when you’re on the internet

  sorry, i don’t make the rules, but i can inform that asking your viewers to watch your channel on a TV will make you legitimate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨deez nuts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “stem influencing” is what i call my late night funtimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes more sense than the Imperial system⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  where’s the prefix in “ton”/“tonne”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pterosaurs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  the wings were in structure, yes, but i don’t think basically anything else is even remotely similar to bats, maybe the fact that they were fuzzy but like… baby birds are fuzzy too a lot of the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dumb⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  basically everyone is smart about some things, and a few people end up in situations where they can apply themselves to the thing they’re smart at.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  so like 3d printers, you get one and before you know it all you’re doing is using the 3d printer to build more 3d printers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

  ACK ACK ACK ACK splat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  in reality it sure as fuck seems like humanity domesticated humanity, we have a lot of domesticated features like neotony (we look strikingly like chimpanzee children) and we’re arguably the most ludicrously social species on earth.

  the ironic thing is that cats aren’t really very domesticated, they’re inherently a social animal and happen to just sorta fit with how humans work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional probability⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  a depressing amount of people in the US have literally just driven over children while backing out from the garage, because the cars are so big they can’t see the kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional probability⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m sure i can run faster than a road

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Percentages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  huh, this feels pretty well established here in sweden: whenever people talk about stuff like elections it’s consistently percentage points

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Percentages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  it baffles me that anyone with a penis, or really anyone who knows what a penis actually is, would think it’s a good idea
  would people remove a child’s eyelids? NO OF COURSE NOT holy shit
  piercing flesh is generally to be avoided unless absolutely necessary, as is helpfully indicated to us by it being fucking painful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple urged to axe AI feature after creating false headline claiming that Lugi shot himself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  the applications pretty much start and end with porn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  the japanese do love seaweeb in their food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  All asses are actually the same ass, travelling forward and backward through time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Menzies’es Pretty Solid Hunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where's my damn plume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  we are allowed to preen each other, just start helping your friends and family with their haircuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where's my damn plume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  this is literally how it works for birds, that’s why you see especially pidgeons and corvids walking so often, they just don’t need to fly a lot so they simply walk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one heckin' huge fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  a what now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one heckin' huge fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ignore anus? man i try to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found on nocontextpics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  bro this sausage tastes like shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McConnell Defends Polio Vaccine, an Apparent Warning to RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  new age-y

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companionship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i would like to thank rhafidd for inventing the wheel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self Pollination⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yes but the doctor told me i should stop