Sam_Bass

@Sam_Bass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Filling up with useless internet trivia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always though they puked it up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alcohol killed my cousin over the course of about 5 years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I c it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ye older Arboreal Eclipse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful what you wish for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy works for pg&e huh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's true!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better idea, aerate it. There are loads of tools for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Greasy fat spots though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gives new meaning to the roll out don’t it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well ain’t that just a jiggly joke. I’d like to think the leaner ones objected conscientiously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the most anti-capitalist ever to soil the White House FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must’ve watched that rerun of minority report a couple weeks ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They ain’t mine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aka typical trucker?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t happen to a nicer company

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah well, Religion does that for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The After is not what we fear. It is the pain of the transition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well fuck me then⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they even make church keys these days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Been mine for at least a couple years now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This assumes you are popular enough to be bothered with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Porkus Chopius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nostalgia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could swear I’ve seen the smurfcat on civitai

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick two of the strips together at the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take knife and put a slice all the way through the roll, then you have all premeasured strips with a clearly visible pull point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs a blowtorch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh cool⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t piss off Aten

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t graduate highschool though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science, i guess⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sighance more like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism has been announced!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t that theory disproved a long time ago?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  D