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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code” - that fucking moron, probably

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  • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

    arstechnica.com/…/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-s…

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• yarr@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I think it’s because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  They’re just fixing more shit, right?

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• umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh wow, Elon figured out how we’ll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

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• Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.

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  • jonne@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it’s not a reflection on how quickly you’re improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you’ve built it.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless your Ai creates the app. This may be a reflection of how bad Grok really is.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

    Lets be fair. He’s a special kind of idiot.

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  • abfm90@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let’s change the font size.

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe you just haven’t had enough ketamine.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, its a great idea. Bug fix, and then hot fix for the new bug you just deployed!

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not only a good idea, but indicative of positive growth.

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• Fandangalo@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Silicon*

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately

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    • Fandangalo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here’s 2 faults:

      1. Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
      2. If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.

      Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

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  • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world

  /s

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  • Laser@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s really not that hard!

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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    • nis@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

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• itkovian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now that’s quality shitpost by Elon “Dumbass” Musk.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

  Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  does it count as an “update” every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

  what a meaningless measure. why don’t i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it’s massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we’re literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

  he’s so monumentally stupid

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re making frivolous updates at a speed and scale Sam Altman can only dream of

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quick! Ship it now!

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can make meaningless graphs based on made up numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

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  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we’ll be next month, things are going awesome!

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He knows exactly what he’s doing and he knows his dumb followers will buy it…

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, he really is that stupid and clueless.

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

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• raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even “as fuck” isn’t that dumb…

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• jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

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  • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.

      Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro

      But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This was my thought, too. He’s bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.

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• pseudonaut@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  jfc this guy is such a moron

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s evolving!

  *pokemon evolution music*

  Dumbfuck became… Dumbfuckwad!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

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  • goldfndr@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To me, it suggests the opposite – they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn’t very helpful with fixing them.

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• isekaihero@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to chat with Ani but she’s only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Git commit -m “bug fix 9293829”

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  • jxk@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    git commit -m “remove space at end of one line (more to come)”

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      git commit - m “put today’s ‘genius’ far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there”

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor app design.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aren’t the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don’t change

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  • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they’re doing basic edits.

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  • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

    If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      pay by the update

      Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Update one character at a time, commented out till you’re ready to make a real change.

      Then do it again to fix all the shit you just broke

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• mgnome@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?

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  • jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grok is evolving

  …as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Racisms per minute (RPM)?

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