i_stole_ur_taco

@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When and why did online surveys remove the back button?!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s intentional and having worked in the market research tools sector for a couple years, I concluded it’s because they’re idiots.

  The rationale is that a later question might prejudice your response to an earlier question, so to eliminate bias they prevent you from changing a previous response. Because apparently that’s so much more common in a self-serve survey than making a fucking mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she’s really honest indeed💖⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made the Tesseract shitlist!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I interest you in a meme about beans instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone for some nose-cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good. You’re back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember reading this in a few different books too. The stake immobilized them and then you killed them with fire or a priest wielding a flamethrower or something.

  What a freaking process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t control it. That’s the answer.

  You should worry about the decisions you make every day that might hasten your death (or make it really horrible), but that’s where your influence ends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m laughing at the city planner that meticulously set all this up in anticipation of the courts being so wildly popular they required a booking system.

  All that work and they’re sitting mostly unused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevertheless, the farted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A tale as old as written language, surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn is the ‘most AI-saturated platform,’ new study suggests⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LinkedIn has never been known for having any sort of intelligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was churning plastic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get away with changing it once a year as long as you rotate it every few months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was churning plastic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A subculture of “the damn mechanic is always just trying to rip me off” will do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, SpongeBob. Me too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies from the Bossman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  German bread?

  Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't cover nuclear war? Pass.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Avian modified both.

  That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.

  They know something we don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a full Ai Movie Can y'all Review it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually you need actors that are friends and family of film students to be able to stiffly read lines and show no emotion on their faces.

  But it looks like AI has stolen those jobs and those unwilling performers will no longer waste a couple of days in exchange for cold Little Caesar’s pizza and warm store brand soda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just pop it in the microwave for 3 minutes and back in the fridge. It’ll be GoOd aS NeW the next morning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no fucking way.

  He made a Faustian pact.

  But good for him. My deal sucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Examples of roles where actors from Star Trek give better performances than they did on Star Trek?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many roles did he play?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Examples of roles where actors from Star Trek give better performances than they did on Star Trek?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bester still gives me the creeps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know which one I'm picking!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re allowed to say Froance here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British police tries to arrest suspect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched this muted, but my windows are open and there’s a bunch of sirens outside so this was a very exciting chase!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does Rimu say about the non-believers?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am intimately aware of all your bowel movements.

  I don’t mean Lemmy.

  This is not a metaphor.

  See you again soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like this could have been a smaller package⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Identical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like this could have been a smaller package⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  I bought the bottle of 360 pills at Walmart a couple years ago. Finally ran out and got more. Same brand. Same price.

  Suddenly there’s only 200 pills in the bottle AND it’s in a larger bottle now? wtf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the people charging admission are also hemorrhaging money.

  Weird fucking timeline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A nice addition to my collection⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every store I’ve ever been in that uses those merchandise racks has had this vibe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zero points for saying it wrong, though.

  “You miss every shot you take”

  “The only thing we do not fear is fear itself”

  “Interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake”