i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Any help , bros ? 3 days ago:
If we’re being very lazy with few tools, a pair of pliers will do it. Pinch the wire close to one of the joints and bent it back and forth a bunch of times. The wire cable will eventually snap. Do it for a few of them and it’ll open a big enough hole.
Or, uh, return it to the store where you found it or alert the local police so the local corporate retail site gets their, uh, property back. Yeah.
There’s also a joke about sexy fishnet stockings but I’m having trouble completing the joke.
- Comment on Add a layer of mystery and fun to any funeral 4 days ago:
- Comment on Jeff Bezos claims AI could allow 3-day workweeks; man who won't give employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 1 week ago:
Bezog is right. 100%.
We could have that with AI. But oligarch trash like him will fight tooth and nail to prevent it from happening.
- Comment on Tech hobbyists, How are you avoiding the crazy prices for computers and newer tech? 1 week ago:
Everybody laughed at me when I took a 10-port USB hub, installed a flash drive in every one, and set it up as a RAID array.
Today? With storage prices where they’re at? Think they’re still laughing?
Yes. They’re still laughing at me.
- Comment on Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product.... 3 weeks ago:
They recently moved a bunch of their production to the US.
- Comment on Power over this community is BOOORRRIIINNNGGGGG!!! 3 weeks ago:
How old are you that you have the time and interest to do this?
- Comment on Amazon Cut 30,000 Jobs But Now It Wants Laid-Off AI Workers Back as It Battles Google and OpenAI for Talent 3 weeks ago:
“Expedited interviews” lmao
I hope anybody considering going back would demand full remote and quadruple their old salary.
They’re just going to do it again once a new AI model comes out they’re happy with.
- Comment on My Test Post Title 1 month ago:
some test body text suggests there’s more.
Well. Give it to us.
- Comment on Before people say "you can drown in an inch of water!" yeah, if you're unconscious, but this story's really pushing believability lol 1 month ago:
You’re back with a fresh account, I see.
- Comment on Test your might 1 month ago:
I see nothing wrong with this.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 1 month ago:
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh I’m keeping it up.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 1 month ago:
Haven’t played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
- Comment on news 1 month ago:
Ich habe nichts verstanden.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 2 months ago:
Because I’m already high and forgot I don’t have any food in the house.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
I mean fuk people get shot by their pets there…
This made me laugh so fucking hard. Because it’s true.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
It does make them special in one very important way: it’s much harder for police to catch them.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 months ago:
It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 months ago:
Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?
The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 months ago:
I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.
Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷♂️
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 2 months ago:
I do, briefly; when someone hands me their laptop and asks me to fix something.
- Comment on Africa is About to be Ravaged 2 months ago:
On what date will the goalposts be moved?
Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 2 months ago:
I appreciated that they included a link at the bottom of the email to the page to delete your account. Fairly painless process.
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 2 months ago:
Subtraction, usually.
- Comment on When and why did online surveys remove the back button?! 2 months ago:
It’s intentional and having worked in the market research tools sector for a couple years, I concluded it’s because they’re idiots.
The rationale is that a later question might prejudice your response to an earlier question, so to eliminate bias they prevent you from changing a previous response. Because apparently that’s so much more common in a self-serve survey than making a fucking mistake.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.
- Comment on I made the Tesseract shitlist! 2 months ago:
Can I interest you in a meme about beans instead?
- Comment on I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them... 2 months ago:
If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.
- Comment on Anyone for some nose-cake? 2 months ago:
Oh good. You’re back.
- Comment on If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood? 2 months ago:
I remember reading this in a few different books too. The stake immobilized them and then you killed them with fire or a priest wielding a flamethrower or something.
What a freaking process.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 2 months ago:
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
