i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 1 week ago:
Because I’m already high and forgot I don’t have any food in the house.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
I mean fuk people get shot by their pets there…
This made me laugh so fucking hard. Because it’s true.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
It does make them special in one very important way: it’s much harder for police to catch them.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 weeks ago:
It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 weeks ago:
Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?
The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 2 weeks ago:
I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.
Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷♂️
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 2 weeks ago:
I do, briefly; when someone hands me their laptop and asks me to fix something.
- Comment on Africa is About to be Ravaged 2 weeks ago:
On what date will the goalposts be moved?
Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 2 weeks ago:
I appreciated that they included a link at the bottom of the email to the page to delete your account. Fairly painless process.
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 2 weeks ago:
Subtraction, usually.
- Comment on When and why did online surveys remove the back button?! 3 weeks ago:
It’s intentional and having worked in the market research tools sector for a couple years, I concluded it’s because they’re idiots.
The rationale is that a later question might prejudice your response to an earlier question, so to eliminate bias they prevent you from changing a previous response. Because apparently that’s so much more common in a self-serve survey than making a fucking mistake.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.
- Comment on I made the Tesseract shitlist! 3 weeks ago:
Can I interest you in a meme about beans instead?
- Comment on I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them... 4 weeks ago:
If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.
- Comment on Anyone for some nose-cake? 4 weeks ago:
Oh good. You’re back.
- Comment on If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood? 4 weeks ago:
I remember reading this in a few different books too. The stake immobilized them and then you killed them with fire or a priest wielding a flamethrower or something.
What a freaking process.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 5 weeks ago:
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
You can’t control it. That’s the answer.
You should worry about the decisions you make every day that might hasten your death (or make it really horrible), but that’s where your influence ends.
- Comment on My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration 5 weeks ago:
I’m laughing at the city planner that meticulously set all this up in anticipation of the courts being so wildly popular they required a booking system.
All that work and they’re sitting mostly unused.
- Comment on Nevertheless, the farted 5 weeks ago:
A tale as old as written language, surely.
- Comment on LinkedIn is the ‘most AI-saturated platform,’ new study suggests 5 weeks ago:
LinkedIn has never been known for having any sort of intelligence.
- Comment on She was churning plastic 5 weeks ago:
You can get away with changing it once a year as long as you rotate it every few months.
- Comment on She was churning plastic 5 weeks ago:
A subculture of “the damn mechanic is always just trying to rip me off” will do that.
- Comment on Bruh 1 month ago:
Me too, SpongeBob. Me too.
- Comment on Lies from the Bossman 1 month ago:
German bread?
Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?
- Comment on They don't cover nuclear war? Pass. 1 month ago:
Avian modified both.
That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.
They know something we don’t.
- Comment on I made a full Ai Movie Can y'all Review it 1 month ago:
Usually you need actors that are friends and family of film students to be able to stiffly read lines and show no emotion on their faces.
But it looks like AI has stolen those jobs and those unwilling performers will no longer waste a couple of days in exchange for cold Little Caesar’s pizza and warm store brand soda.
- Comment on Butter 1 month ago:
Just pop it in the microwave for 3 minutes and back in the fridge. It’ll be GoOd aS NeW the next morning!
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 1 month ago:
There’s no fucking way.
He made a Faustian pact.
But good for him. My deal sucked.
- Comment on Examples of roles where actors from Star Trek give better performances than they did on Star Trek? 1 month ago:
How many roles did he play?