i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 7 hours ago:
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
- Comment on A beautiful swap 2 days ago:
Duras and Gowron??
- Comment on I will never unsee the penis on my sons $0.50 sandal 2 days ago:
I see a penis that’s 80% charged but pointed left.
- Comment on u under arrest 3 days ago:
When sorted alphabetically, sure.
- Comment on Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen. 1 week ago:
Great now the fucking B-52s are stuck in my head.
- Comment on Like what the hell is going on in major league baseball ? 1 week ago:
I went to my 10th high school reunion to see what people did with their lives.
The ones who went into law enforcement? EXACTLY the ones you would expect.
- Comment on App doesn't let me use my 32 char password 1 week ago:
correct horse battery staple
- Comment on wash and wash and wash, still there 1 week ago:
Is that like “I want the smell gone but my cleaning isn’t working”? Or more like “I can’t quit you”?
- Comment on What a good Lenny community to talk about teaching kids at home? 1 week ago:
That’s very specific and you will probably struggle to find enough people on Lemmy to get solid answers.
The biggest community I know of is !parenting@lemmy.world (and there’s a few generic parenting ones on other instances), but it’s still very quiet.
Hate to say it, but for your specific topic you will probably have better luck on Reddit.
- Comment on Is it true that asshole bad boys are generally more likable than other guys? 2 weeks ago:
I think not.
I think the aesthetic of the bad boy looks cool, and many movies and tv shows played off it to create allure for an otherwise flat character.
But in most media, the bad boy has a redemption arc and ends up being a Good Dude in the end.
In reality, what you think of as a bad boy is just an antisocial, toxic twat most people don’t want to be around.
To your ending question: I’d say they are definitely not more likeable, but they’re probably sexier.
- Comment on Tech support for mum 2 weeks ago:
The number of times I have had this phone conversation is greater than 3:
“I accidentally clicked something on Facebook and now my computer is playing a loud noise and I can’t do anything and it says not to turn off my computer or all my data will be lost.”
“Restart your computer”
“But it says not to!”
“It’s a virus that just took over your computer. Why would you do what it told you?”
“I don’t want to lose all my files!”
“You don’t have any files on that computer and it doesn’t matter. Just restart.”
(Back and forth a few times)
“Oh, I just restarted and everything is back to normal. Never mind!”
- Comment on Just animal noises 2 weeks ago:
I had a kid and suddenly all my money and free time evaporated.
How does something so small make me go from one load of laundry a week to 2 a day??
Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more.
How the fuck is the sink full of dirty dishes? I literally finished the dishes 12 seconds ago.
Why is everything sticky? What the fuck is on the ceiling?!?!
- Comment on Immune 2 weeks ago:
You can soak it in a hydrogen peroxide solution if the yellowing bothers you. Or buy a washable pillow cover which has the extra bonus of making your pillow a little more squishy.
- Comment on Me: "Why don't you get out of your work clothes and take a shower?" Wife: 1 month ago:
He unknowingly kissed A MAN!!! Like, days earlier.
Even at my tender young age when the movie came out this seemed like a stupid bit and an unfunny overreaction. And it aged even worse.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 1 month ago:
Decent jugs.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Anal should usually not be estimated. Just in case.
- Comment on Evolution of the Microsoft Trash Icon 1 month ago:
Plot twist: Copilot was right on this one.
- Comment on The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there 1 month ago:
And the fridge is just a hair too tall to slide under the vent hood, so you can’t even go around it.
There’s so many things that are mildly infuriating here. And taken all together…. Still mildly infuriating.
Quality post. I’m gonna kick back and be grateful I don’t have any appliances to move in my near future.
- Comment on It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀 1 month ago:
Uhh just draw a minus in front of the number with a sharpie.
- Comment on So sweet 🥲 1 month ago:
I don’t think you can connect O- to O-. You need O- to connect to O+ so current can flow.
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 1 month ago:
Here I just assumed all online IQ tests always vastly inflated the results to make their idiot users feel smart and hand over money for the certificate or whatever.
- Comment on Traditional Easter baked bean boba 1 month ago:
It’s because of the sprinkles, right?
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand. 1 month ago:
It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.
- Comment on Is 71° F (21° C) the ideal weather to wear shorts? 2 months ago:
If you’re a math teacher there is no minimum temperature required for wearing shorts.
- Comment on Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look. 2 months ago:
Dildo calls for… aid.
- Comment on What Phone do you guys use? 2 months ago:
iPhone 15 here. I gave up on android because Google seemed obsessed with borrowing the most annoying UI features from iOS and just doing them poorly.
Now I’m on the other side and don’t like it here either.
Next phone will be a dumb phone, I think. If my toys always make me angry they’re not good toys for me.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’ 2 months ago:
Is he saying it doesn’t do anything? Then why is he selling it?
- Comment on One stop shop 2 months ago:
Is it nude psychic readings, and tax advice?
Or is it nude tax advice?
Or nude psychic tax advice?
- Comment on Fookin Ghosties 2 months ago:
One of my favourite movies. Someone described it as a soldier movie with werewolves, not a werewolf movie with soldiers and I think that captures it perfectly.
- Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse... 2 months ago:
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.