i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 5 days ago:
The question as asked: you can do it anywhere. Right here. In worldnews. Lemmyshitpost. Gardening. Whatever.
But I think you’re asking: where can I say whatever I want without consequences?
And that’s harder. Because if you have the right to subject other people to your opinions, that gives them the right to subject you to their opinions.
If you want to avoid being banned, create your own community. If you want to avoid your community being nuked by admins, create your own Lemmy instance. If you want a safe space for yourself, free from criticism about what you say, don’t federate your instance. You will be safe and able to howl into the wind without anyone troubling you.
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 5 days ago:
Lester (the croc) on a molester.
- Comment on "Whatever You Get Your Podcasts" 1 week ago:
It’s like when they say “we have apps for your phone” when they mean “we have an app on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store”.
I’m sitting here clutching my Nokia Lumia 640 yelling at them.
- Comment on G GG 1 week ago:
Also g gg if you’re feeling frisky.
- Comment on suckadickf@ggots 1 week ago:
You drew it backwards and your fire went out.
- Comment on Apropos the American Standard 1 week ago:
Then how can you even tell if your toilet is online?!
- Comment on CF doing the world a solid... 1 week ago:
“It stinks!”
- Comment on open source is a cult but it doesn't have to be 1 week ago:
Please don’t test your hobby LLMs in production.
- Comment on so every shitpost sub is going to be swamped by American politics? please can politics be banned 2 weeks ago:
Waddaya mean “or”?
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 2 weeks ago:
14.1 would be ideal.
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 5 weeks ago:
I always think of this when someone tells me to water my plants regularly and not always let them dry out and subsequently overwater the shit out of them to compensate.
No, motherfucker, we live in uncertain times.
- Comment on I have no idea what this is about 1 month ago:
They could have just not had the monkeys. They added nothing to the story and were the most egregiously bad CGI.
- Comment on You mean there's a better way‽ 1 month ago:
Why don’t they teach this shit in school?!?!
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 month ago:
You can appeal a total loss settlement. They’re supposed to take into account the cost to replace the car at local rates, so unless that 16k model you’re looking at is in dramatically better condition or has way way less mileage on it, they need to justify that.
- Comment on paint job 1 month ago:
This reminds me of the red graffiti saga
- Comment on you spin me right round baby right round... 1 month ago:
I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…
www.healthcaredive.com/news/…/285737/
I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
- Comment on beans 🫘 1 month ago:
The little discussed Pythagorean Wild Conjecture.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
My favourite bit of trivia from that movie was that Stephen King watched it and was furious by the ending because he wished he’d thought of such a grim ending when he wrote the book.
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 2 months ago:
You could just do anal preorders and never fulfill them.
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 2 months ago:
I got an email advertising Windows 11 features. It was a mandatory service email they would not let me unsubscribe from.
What is wrong with these people?
- Comment on REPLY “STOP” THEY SAID 2 months ago:
SORRY, CAN’T HEAR YOU. ANYWAY, HERE’S SOME MORE CAT FACTS.
- Comment on President Trump suggested people shouldn’t feel sorry for Joe Biden over his cancer diagnosis 2 months ago:
I hope it’s on December 25 so MAGA can implode trying to decide if it’s heretical to rename Christmas to Trump Day, or if it’s more heretical to get rid of Christmas to create Trump Day.
- Comment on N. 5 2 months ago:
Someone had a giant blue.
- Comment on leading ai company 3 months ago:
Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.
Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!
- Comment on Kirkland strong 3 months ago:
My company hired him as a keynote speaker for a company all hands event. He talked for about half an hour and then hosted a fake Jeopardy round with some of the staff asking company and city trivia.
He was charming, gracious, interesting, and funny throughout.
I hate everything about that company and their leadership, but Ken… Ken was a good decision. An awesome dude.
- Comment on This is my 1000th comment from the feddit.org server 🥳 3 months ago:
I’m glad you were able to turn this into a win.
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 3 months ago:
I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.
This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from <insert recorded voice> DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 3 months ago:
I hope you mess with them every chance you get.
- Comment on I did not look up how progressive lenses really work before getting some. 3 months ago:
Same. I despise them and refuse to wear them.
I bought a pair of reading glasses at the dollar store and just pretend I don’t need to see in the distance.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 3 months ago:
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.