i_stole_ur_taco

@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Test Post Title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  some test body text suggests there’s more.

  Well. Give it to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before people say "you can drown in an inch of water!" yeah, if you're unconscious, but this story's really pushing believability lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re back with a fresh account, I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see nothing wrong with this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elons not a gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.

  Meh I’m keeping it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elons not a gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t played.

  Tried.

  How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich habe nichts verstanden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I’m already high and forgot I don’t have any food in the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean fuk people get shot by their pets there…

  This made me laugh so fucking hard. Because it’s true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It does make them special in one very important way: it’s much harder for police to catch them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?

  The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.

  Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they didn't read the manual⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do, briefly; when someone hands me their laptop and asks me to fix something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Africa is About to be Ravaged⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On what date will the goalposts be moved?

  Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciated that they included a link at the bottom of the email to the page to delete your account. Fairly painless process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean just look at them...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Subtraction, usually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When and why did online surveys remove the back button?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s intentional and having worked in the market research tools sector for a couple years, I concluded it’s because they’re idiots.

  The rationale is that a later question might prejudice your response to an earlier question, so to eliminate bias they prevent you from changing a previous response. Because apparently that’s so much more common in a self-serve survey than making a fucking mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made the Tesseract shitlist!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I interest you in a meme about beans instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone for some nose-cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good. You’re back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember reading this in a few different books too. The stake immobilized them and then you killed them with fire or a priest wielding a flamethrower or something.

  What a freaking process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t control it. That’s the answer.

  You should worry about the decisions you make every day that might hasten your death (or make it really horrible), but that’s where your influence ends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m laughing at the city planner that meticulously set all this up in anticipation of the courts being so wildly popular they required a booking system.

  All that work and they’re sitting mostly unused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevertheless, the farted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A tale as old as written language, surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn is the ‘most AI-saturated platform,’ new study suggests⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  LinkedIn has never been known for having any sort of intelligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was churning plastic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get away with changing it once a year as long as you rotate it every few months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was churning plastic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A subculture of “the damn mechanic is always just trying to rip me off” will do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, SpongeBob. Me too.