i_stole_ur_taco

@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no idea what this is about⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They could have just not had the monkeys. They added nothing to the story and were the most egregiously bad CGI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean there's a better way‽⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t they teach this shit in school?!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insuranace is a joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can appeal a total loss settlement. They’re supposed to take into account the cost to replace the car at local rates, so unless that 16k model you’re looking at is in dramatically better condition or has way way less mileage on it, they need to justify that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨paint job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of the red graffiti saga

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you spin me right round baby right round...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

  www.healthcaredive.com/news/…/285737/

  I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The little discussed Pythagorean Wild Conjecture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JFC, who did this?!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite bit of trivia from that movie was that Stephen King watched it and was furious by the ending because he wished he’d thought of such a grim ending when he wrote the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could just do anal preorders and never fulfill them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got an email advertising Windows 11 features. It was a mandatory service email they would not let me unsubscribe from.

  What is wrong with these people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REPLY “STOP” THEY SAID⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SORRY, CAN’T HEAR YOU. ANYWAY, HERE’S SOME MORE CAT FACTS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump suggested people shouldn’t feel sorry for Joe Biden over his cancer diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it’s on December 25 so MAGA can implode trying to decide if it’s heretical to rename Christmas to Trump Day, or if it’s more heretical to get rid of Christmas to create Trump Day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N. 5⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone had a giant blue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨leading ai company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

  Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kirkland strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My company hired him as a keynote speaker for a company all hands event. He talked for about half an hour and then hosted a fake Jeopardy round with some of the staff asking company and city trivia.

  He was charming, gracious, interesting, and funny throughout.

  I hate everything about that company and their leadership, but Ken… Ken was a good decision. An awesome dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 1000th comment from the feddit.org server 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad you were able to turn this into a win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better Watch Out Eddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.

  This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from <insert recorded voice> DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better Watch Out Eddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you mess with them every chance you get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did not look up how progressive lenses really work before getting some.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I despise them and refuse to wear them.

  I bought a pair of reading glasses at the dollar store and just pretend I don’t need to see in the distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

  Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

  So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨toasty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.

  QED Shaq == Shaq, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are really dumb and don't realize it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this ceiling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was taught this in driving school. If you’re the last car slowing down, leave a gap of a few car lengths so if a car behind you is going to hit you, it gives you some room to escape either to move up, or enough room to turn out of the lane.

  That sounds like some kind of superhero fantasy to me. In what scenario am I about to be rear ended and have enough time to move my car safely?

  I usually leave enough space that I could turn into another lane without having to reverse, so if the car in front of me stalls I can go around without too much fuss. That’s like half a car length at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, you're probably dehydrated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme made me thirsty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing more to be said⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.

  They sure all do look alike in orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a rule⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when you thought it couldn't get any better⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s Picasa??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Washington Post is planning to let amateur writers submit columns — with the help of AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My company (not in media) keeps bleating we need to adopt AI everywhere we can because otherwise “we’ll get left behind”.

  No, clarifying questions are not entertained.