i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Bruh 18 hours ago:
Me too, SpongeBob. Me too.
- Comment on Lies from the Bossman 3 days ago:
German bread?
Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?
- Comment on They don't cover nuclear war? Pass. 3 days ago:
Avian modified both.
That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.
They know something we don’t.
- Comment on I made a full Ai Movie Can y'all Review it 5 days ago:
Usually you need actors that are friends and family of film students to be able to stiffly read lines and show no emotion on their faces.
But it looks like AI has stolen those jobs and those unwilling performers will no longer waste a couple of days in exchange for cold Little Caesar’s pizza and warm store brand soda.
- Comment on Butter 1 week ago:
Just pop it in the microwave for 3 minutes and back in the fridge. It’ll be GoOd aS NeW the next morning!
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 1 week ago:
There’s no fucking way.
He made a Faustian pact.
But good for him. My deal sucked.
- Comment on Examples of roles where actors from Star Trek give better performances than they did on Star Trek? 1 week ago:
How many roles did he play?
- Comment on Examples of roles where actors from Star Trek give better performances than they did on Star Trek? 1 week ago:
Bester still gives me the creeps.
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 1 week ago:
You’re allowed to say Froance here.
- Comment on British police tries to arrest suspect 1 week ago:
I watched this muted, but my windows are open and there’s a bunch of sirens outside so this was a very exciting chase!
- Comment on What does Rimu say about the non-believers? 1 week ago:
I am intimately aware of all your bowel movements.
I don’t mean Lemmy.
This is not a metaphor.
See you again soon.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 week ago:
If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?
- Comment on I feel like this could have been a smaller package 1 week ago:
Identical.
- Comment on I feel like this could have been a smaller package 1 week ago:
I bought the bottle of 360 pills at Walmart a couple years ago. Finally ran out and got more. Same brand. Same price.
Suddenly there’s only 200 pills in the bottle AND it’s in a larger bottle now? wtf?
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting 2 weeks ago:
And the people charging admission are also hemorrhaging money.
Weird fucking timeline.
- Comment on A nice addition to my collection 2 weeks ago:
Every store I’ve ever been in that uses those merchandise racks has had this vibe.
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 2 weeks ago:
Zero points for saying it wrong, though.
“You miss every shot you take”
“The only thing we do not fear is fear itself”
“Interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake”
- Comment on This is gonna go just fine 💯 2 weeks ago:
It’s like someone described how Natalie Portman, Selena Gomez, and Kate Austen from memory and the artist said “let me see what I can do”.
- Comment on oopsie 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the Back to the Future ride they had at Universal Studios.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Probably not.
Property taxes are pretty simple. Your regional government figures out how much money they need to run all the services they provide - roads, water, trash collection, schools, etc. Then they divide that number by the houses in the area. That’s the tax rate.
So if the housing market crashes and every house halves in value, that doesn’t mean your tax bill gets cut in half - it won’t change at all. But, on paper, your tax rate just doubled.
Where this does come into play is that not every property is worth the same amount. So if your home drops or increases in value relative to other homes in the area, then you’ll see your personal tax bill amount change. This kind of thing usually happens if something develops in your neighborhood. They built a prison? Property value probably drops. They built, I dunno, a golf course? Probably increases.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Ok. Now start designing an online course you can sell to self defence enthusiasts for $300. Do not waste this opportunity!
- Comment on New Yorkers can't even identify fucking shapes 4 weeks ago:
If they’re moving along the bike lanes the way cyclists use them I don’t have big beef here.
If they’re then PARKING in the bike lanes to go make their deliveries, we have a problem. One that can be solved pretty easily considering these aren’t cars and are very light. Very easy to tip. Especially when they’re just sitting there abandoned in a flat bike lane.
- Comment on Pride month 4 weeks ago:
I MADE A SHITPOST JOKE AND THEN REALIZED I MISREAD THE MEME.
YOU CAN’T FIRE ME! I QUIT!
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Confirmed. I’m in Canada and I’m always late.
- Comment on Example of bi-eraser on reddit the title said soul mate dont mean lover. Like bloody fucking hell they were indeed lovers. Freddie Mercury was Bisexual 5 weeks ago:
Erasure. A bi eraser is the one with a different colour on each end.
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 5 weeks ago:
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
- Comment on A beautiful swap 5 weeks ago:
Duras and Gowron??
- Comment on I will never unsee the penis on my sons $0.50 sandal 5 weeks ago:
I see a penis that’s 80% charged but pointed left.
- Comment on u under arrest 5 weeks ago:
When sorted alphabetically, sure.
- Comment on Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen. 1 month ago:
Great now the fucking B-52s are stuck in my head.
