i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product.... 22 hours ago:
They recently moved a bunch of their production to the US.
- Comment on Power over this community is BOOORRRIIINNNGGGGG!!! 5 days ago:
How old are you that you have the time and interest to do this?
- Comment on Amazon Cut 30,000 Jobs But Now It Wants Laid-Off AI Workers Back as It Battles Google and OpenAI for Talent 5 days ago:
“Expedited interviews” lmao
I hope anybody considering going back would demand full remote and quadruple their old salary.
They’re just going to do it again once a new AI model comes out they’re happy with.
- Comment on My Test Post Title 3 weeks ago:
some test body text suggests there’s more.
Well. Give it to us.
- Comment on Before people say "you can drown in an inch of water!" yeah, if you're unconscious, but this story's really pushing believability lol 4 weeks ago:
You’re back with a fresh account, I see.
- Comment on Test your might 4 weeks ago:
I see nothing wrong with this.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 4 weeks ago:
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh I’m keeping it up.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 4 weeks ago:
Haven’t played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
- Comment on news 4 weeks ago:
Ich habe nichts verstanden.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 1 month ago:
Because I’m already high and forgot I don’t have any food in the house.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 month ago:
I mean fuk people get shot by their pets there…
This made me laugh so fucking hard. Because it’s true.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 month ago:
It does make them special in one very important way: it’s much harder for police to catch them.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 1 month ago:
It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 1 month ago:
Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?
The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.
- Comment on A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets 1 month ago:
I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.
Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷♂️
- Comment on When they didn't read the manual 1 month ago:
I do, briefly; when someone hands me their laptop and asks me to fix something.
- Comment on Africa is About to be Ravaged 1 month ago:
On what date will the goalposts be moved?
Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 1 month ago:
I appreciated that they included a link at the bottom of the email to the page to delete your account. Fairly painless process.
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 1 month ago:
Subtraction, usually.
- Comment on When and why did online surveys remove the back button?! 2 months ago:
It’s intentional and having worked in the market research tools sector for a couple years, I concluded it’s because they’re idiots.
The rationale is that a later question might prejudice your response to an earlier question, so to eliminate bias they prevent you from changing a previous response. Because apparently that’s so much more common in a self-serve survey than making a fucking mistake.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.
- Comment on I made the Tesseract shitlist! 2 months ago:
Can I interest you in a meme about beans instead?
- Comment on I think NAMBLA or some other similar org might buy them... 2 months ago:
If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.
- Comment on Anyone for some nose-cake? 2 months ago:
Oh good. You’re back.
- Comment on If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood? 2 months ago:
I remember reading this in a few different books too. The stake immobilized them and then you killed them with fire or a priest wielding a flamethrower or something.
What a freaking process.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 2 months ago:
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You can’t control it. That’s the answer.
You should worry about the decisions you make every day that might hasten your death (or make it really horrible), but that’s where your influence ends.
- Comment on My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration 2 months ago:
I’m laughing at the city planner that meticulously set all this up in anticipation of the courts being so wildly popular they required a booking system.
All that work and they’re sitting mostly unused.
- Comment on Nevertheless, the farted 2 months ago:
A tale as old as written language, surely.
- Comment on LinkedIn is the ‘most AI-saturated platform,’ new study suggests 2 months ago:
LinkedIn has never been known for having any sort of intelligence.