i_stole_ur_taco

@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me: "Why don't you get out of your work clothes and take a shower?" Wife:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He unknowingly kissed A MAN!!! Like, days earlier.

  Even at my tender young age when the movie came out this seemed like a stupid bit and an unfunny overreaction. And it aged even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Decent jugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anal should usually not be estimated. Just in case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution of the Microsoft Trash Icon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: Copilot was right on this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And the fridge is just a hair too tall to slide under the vent hood, so you can’t even go around it.

  There’s so many things that are mildly infuriating here. And taken all together…. Still mildly infuriating.

  Quality post. I’m gonna kick back and be grateful I don’t have any appliances to move in my near future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhh just draw a minus in front of the number with a sharpie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So sweet 🥲⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you can connect O- to O-. You need O- to connect to O+ so current can flow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here I just assumed all online IQ tests always vastly inflated the results to make their idiot users feel smart and hand over money for the certificate or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traditional Easter baked bean boba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because of the sprinkles, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is 71° F (21° C) the ideal weather to wear shorts?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re a math teacher there is no minimum temperature required for wearing shorts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dildo calls for… aid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Phone do you guys use?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  iPhone 15 here. I gave up on android because Google seemed obsessed with borrowing the most annoying UI features from iOS and just doing them poorly.

  Now I’m on the other side and don’t like it here either.

  Next phone will be a dumb phone, I think. If my toys always make me angry they’re not good toys for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he saying it doesn’t do anything? Then why is he selling it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One stop shop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it nude psychic readings, and tax advice?

  Or is it nude tax advice?

  Or nude psychic tax advice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fookin Ghosties⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my favourite movies. Someone described it as a soldier movie with werewolves, not a werewolf movie with soldiers and I think that captures it perfectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.

  He waits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this accurate, Canadians?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one was invented, by a writer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever burst through the door of the emergency room?

  I have tried many times, man. But it’s always a really well maintained, automatic, glass sliding door. It leaves no wiggle room for dramatic bursting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to tag Billie Eilish with her Lemmy username if you expect her to read this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With all this talk about Ai not being profitable why aren't we using it in video games? I dont mean replacing developers I mean in NPCs in the game. I make them more realistic.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard about a Chinese rpg that did something similar. The conversations were wide open, and instead of clicking through limited dialog choices, you had to type your responses. You get some guidance on what the purpose of the conversation is, but that’s it. Like: “cheer this person up!”

  I think it’s a cute idea but ultimately too unpredictable using the current generation of LLMs.

  IMO AI is better used as a game design tool than something running live in game. I remember running around so many open world games where it was obvious you had left the area you were meant to be in. Suddenly there’s few monsters, no quests or NPCs, and the least thought given to foliage and landscape decisions. BORING. I feel like that’s a great use of AI - create a non-critical landscape players can continue to explore, even if they won’t make any progress on the main quest/story lines.

  A game studio isn’t going to pay designers to create rich experiences in unnecessary parts of the world, but they should be willing to pay designer to review a region like that and get it into the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People need the truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This exchange made him start the fire, despite his claims to the contrary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late. He died today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What exactly is the point of this comment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨☪️⛎♑️☦️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I highly doubt the car fired any shots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who like me? T_T⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I use Facebook Messenger. If you care about our friendship, you’ll install it too.”

  Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The question as asked: you can do it anywhere. Right here. In worldnews. Lemmyshitpost. Gardening. Whatever.

  But I think you’re asking: where can I say whatever I want without consequences?

  And that’s harder. Because if you have the right to subject other people to your opinions, that gives them the right to subject you to their opinions.

  If you want to avoid being banned, create your own community. If you want to avoid your community being nuked by admins, create your own Lemmy instance. If you want a safe space for yourself, free from criticism about what you say, don’t federate your instance. You will be safe and able to howl into the wind without anyone troubling you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lester (the croc) on a molester.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Whatever You Get Your Podcasts"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like when they say “we have apps for your phone” when they mean “we have an app on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store”.

  I’m sitting here clutching my Nokia Lumia 640 yelling at them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨G GG⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also g gg if you’re feeling frisky.