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IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE
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ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know it’s a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:
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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
crozilla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah, sh!t, I clicked and gave him traffic. 🤦♂️
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people’s eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.
easily3667@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like nazi disphoria.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.
Taalnazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct.
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing paint???
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Marxist banking parasites…
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
“Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts” - Carl Farx
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just say the 3 letter word, my guy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He would instead like to say the K-slur.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Makes sense… But I need money to survive.
I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.
Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and favor personal experience with the divine instead of doing what priests tell them.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
“The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.
Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
T156@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can’t just call the cat a parasite.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.
podperson@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Marxist banking parasites
Bit of an oxymoron innit?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
With the war on Palestine, it’s a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It isn’t actually contradictory, but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Culture Marxism
Thordros@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
the woke mind virus is literal now?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its the woke intestinal parasite now
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
don’t let them fool you, it’s all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I’m team ivermectin on this one
RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!
AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
marxist banking parasites?
HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I think the poster left out their intended ((()))
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Invermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached that point.
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.
arc@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
In any sane countries assholes like this would lose their medical licence. And if they weren’t doctors to begin with, they’d end up in prison.
Hestia@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Holy shit, Ivermectin really is a cure all. It cures covid, gayness, transness, and erectile dysfunction!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I love being pansexual because if someone asks if I am gay, I can honestly say “no” and they leave me the fuck alone.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That wouldn’t be a “doctorate” of divinity by any chance would it?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s a Marxist banker?
azi@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
A dogwhistle for “the Jews”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.
meeeeetch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Image
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
piccolo@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
A banker that handles our money?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
‘Marxist banking parasites.’
That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No kidding. What’s next? Anarcho-fascist?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk