ThrowawayPermanente
@ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 2 weeks ago:
Nope, straight to jail
- Comment on Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language. 2 weeks ago:
Directions unclear, stealing third base
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Thanks, I hate it
- Comment on This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York 2 weeks ago:
This wouldn’t get me shot, would it?
- Comment on No one could have seen this coming 2 weeks ago:
First-world mentality right here. If it wasn’t for people like you we could be more like Venezuela and Nicaragua
- Comment on It's their rear end clearance 3 weeks ago:
Thank god for Latin America
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 3 weeks ago:
No Lemmy thread is ever complete until somebody turns it into Capitalism Bad, You Guys. Thank you for your service, brave culture warrior o7
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 3 weeks ago:
My man! How much range are you getting on a full charge?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I know the house is small and the neighborhood isn’t great, but just wait until you find out about all the people who think they’re better than you!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Bad news - we’ve improved the definition of ‘well-rounded’ to mean extracurriculars in high school plus courses outside the requirements for your major in college. So the rich kid wins by a landslide.
- Comment on Just as Nolan intended 4 weeks ago:
Good afternoon Sir, we’re with r/hometheater and we have a warrant for your arrest
- Comment on She's just defending her country 4 weeks ago:
Because it will make the Jews look bad
- Comment on Why are we so afraid of cockroaches? 1 month ago:
I think there’s a misunderstanding here. I’m roachphobic - this doesn’t mean I’m afraid of roaches, it means I hate them and want to murder them all.
- Comment on It has been 10 years 2 months ago:
*an hero (who doesn’t afraid of anything)
- Comment on Anon is an introvert 2 months ago:
Fine, if you don’t like sports we can talk about the stock market. Tesla and Palantir, bro. Oil futures to the moon. Selling reverse vix puts. Alpha beta gamma I’m going to be rich.
- Comment on power generator 2 months ago:
3.6M Scoville. Not great, not terrible
- Comment on Good times with a friend 3 months ago:
LMAO said the bowl
- Comment on 4 rules of firearm safety 3 months ago:
The devil loads the weapon while you’re not looking
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 3 months ago:
Hello, human resources?
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 4 months ago:
Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻
- Comment on Anon is worried about AAA sales 4 months ago:
But you save 5% that way!
- Comment on Annon is confronted with the pasing of time and the inevitablity of his incoming death 4 months ago:
That the math checks out only make me angrier
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 4 months ago:
You’re the fucking man
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 5 months ago:
And fetch drinks, but you were expected to tip them
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 5 months ago:
You get it
- Comment on Blessed be the Civ 2 Gandhi 🙏 5 months ago:
Peace through superior firepower
- Comment on The three archetypes 5 months ago:
A man for every C-suite
- Comment on I'm in! 5 months ago:
Take the guns first, due process later