Fool and his money.
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 18 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 51 minutes ago
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Grabs machete
Thanks for showing me where to find it. /jThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
My car has an analog clock face too.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
whereisk@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
iii@mander.xyz 18 hours ago
The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
LMFAO
Windex007@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.
Don’t take the bait.
Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.
Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 14 hours ago
Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
What if they’re 25?
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
fushuan@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?
Spezi@feddit.org 1 hour ago
What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?
Taleya@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
“So?”
That’s the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don’t care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don’t buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds
paperazzi@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
“Ok” is my go-to. It feels dismissive because it is.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
Lupus@feddit.org 18 hours ago
“Interesting, may I see?” And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :“It’s fake” turn around and disengage.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 hours ago
aesthelete@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Sounds like you got ripped off
tfm@europe.pub 12 hours ago
Nooo bro it increases in value bro I’m investing in watches bro
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 14 hours ago
The 3rd feature really convinced me
CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
A classic that always makes people like this angry is the good ole, "Anyways, [Something you are casually going to do today or did yesterday]- " and a hand wave to dismiss the statement.
It infuriates them lol
Valmond@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
Ghosting, I like it!
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Serious answer:
That’s cool. What makes it special?
Sometimes people talk about how expensive something they own is simply because they’re proud that they could afford it and even when they’re being tone-deaf, there’s no benefit to getting offended when you could just move the conversation along instead. (Although you might have to listen to them talk about watches.) If they were trying to brag, now they’re stuck trying to explain why the watch is actually worth what they paid and you’re the one judging them.
Cars (and watches) aren’t so expensive that a middle-class person can’t plausibly already own the one he would buy even if money was unlimited. My former mother in law was bothered by the fact that I owned an old car, but when she would bring it up I would just say “I really like the 2008 model.” She couldn’t argue with that.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I feel special when my 6 year old laptop runs circles around your new shit because I know how to maintain it and don’t install every fucking app I find.
Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
& also you probably know to spec it appropriately; most slow laptops I see have 8 gigs ram.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
“that’s a lot of money for such an ugly watch.”
dwindling7373@feddit.it 18 hours ago
“I don’t have a car”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
A power move when you know they know you have a car and it’s literally parked right outside
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
“I don’t get my happiness from material worth.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
“Ok?”
9point6@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Korne127@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ok; good for you?
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
“What kinda mileage does it get?”
“Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”
“Can you get me some more water?”
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“How fast does it do 0-60?”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
About a minute
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
So it’s not even accurate? I’m not sure you got a quality timekeeping device for the cost.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
And then throw it.
Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Look of confusion Does…does that make you happy?
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
blinfabian@feddit.nl 18 hours ago
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
If you need to point out the watch and explain its value, you’ve already lost.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Not only will this tell me the time like your watch
No. A cheap $100 phone is way more reliable than the most expensive Rolex thanks to NTP.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
If you’re an astute collector, fine watches are (like art) a solid form of investment.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Prove me wrong: Fine art is a money laundering scheme.
You get some guy who went to art school to slosh some house paint on a sheet. You then hire a white woman who dresses like Malian royalty to come describe it in contradictory adjectives “It’s subtle, yet bold” while her gay sidekick in a turtleneck flamboyantly slaps his face and gasps. Sell $20 worth of cotton and $30 worth of Valspar for $3.247 million, and you’ve just successfully covered up the sale of 94 more brown women.
axh@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Does none to 60 in ONE minute! It’s garbage.
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 14 hours ago
You. You’re funny!
Randelung@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
“what?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”
“one more time?”
“ok. thanks for letting me know.”
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
“that’s so sad”
But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 55 minutes ago
There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
“People with true value don’t need trinkets to convince others of their worth.”
“Not everybody knows how to make the best use of their resources.”
“Unless it has a button that stops time, you paid too much.”
boonhet@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
All of those likely would make you sound poor and mad to that kinda person. Not sure what you could actually say as a comeback that would work
Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 minutes ago
“Your watch cost more than £100?”