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- Comment on Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25. 6 days ago:
You just made me see the cap on the pole for the first time.
- Comment on Can't tell if L take or W take 1 week ago:
I’ve got a lot of play in my life and the woman almost always made the first move. Because I’m the kind of idiot where a woman can come sit in my lap and stroke my inner thigh and I’ll think “hmmm, I wonder if she might be interested in me.”
If a woman has never hit on you, I’ve got bad news for you dawg (assuming you want a woman to hit on you).
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 1 week ago:
One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.
- Comment on They Wylin' 1 week ago:
The use of the definite article “the” is important.
He didn’t ask if Putin “has pictures” like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don’t actually know exists, he asked if Putin “has the pictures.”
- Comment on you're untapped value 1 week ago:
They may just be confused about what they heard, or they heard that from someone confused.
Something I heard, which sounds more plausible, is: rotisserie chickens that have been sitting around a bit (not even close to going bad, just not very hot and fresh anymore) are used to make the things they sell with rotisserie chicken in them, like those trays of chicken and broccoli Alfredo.
- Comment on Anon gets his life in order 1 week ago:
Not wanting to be a lazy shit that let’s her do all the housework is 99% of my motivation. But when I get the motivation to do the dishes it has to be now or it’ll be never.
- Comment on Anon gets his life in order 1 week ago:
Meanwhile, my wife enables my executive dysfunction, saying things like “oh, just do it tomorrow.” I have to explain to her, if I don’t do it now, it won’t get done for a month. Saying it out loud like that seems to give me the motivation to do it now.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 3 weeks ago:
Maintenance cost such, but even that has a silver lining when you own. It’s yours. When your fridge breaks in a rental you’re not out any money, but they just bring by another jank landlord special. I redid my kitchen with Thermador, not the top of the top, but pretty far up there. That cost quite a bit but it’s mine and my kitchen is far better than anything I had renting.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 3 weeks ago:
That too, last year before I finished my mortgage my neighbor was paying week over double my mortgage, property taxes, and maintenance costs combined.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 3 weeks ago:
The value of a paid off home is not the equity, that’s just numbers on a paper until you die and your heirs sell. The value is in living for peanuts for the rest of your life.
My house is paid off. My monthly housing costs are $735 for property tax that can’t increase more than 2% year due to California law. My neighbor two doors down with the same floor plan rents for $6500/month. That difference will only increase for the next 40 (I hope) years until I die.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Those whipped cream cheeses are easy as fuck to spread on a bagel with the shitty plastic knives they give you. Same stuff, just made spreadable. You can just tear off a chunk and dip it if you want. No change to the taste and the difference in texture is negligible because the bagel is 99% of that.
This in one of the rare processed food “innovations” that’s actually good. Regular cream cheese is only for cooking now.
- Comment on Relooted - Game made by South Africans has been bombarded by right-wingers 1 month ago:
Holy shit! That might be the dumbest arguement I’ve ever heard. I might have heard worse, but nothing is coming to mind.
- Comment on Car community shenanigans dump (open post) 2 months ago:
I don’t know how the Mercedes ones work or what type of fridge he has, but BMWs just have a door light and a filter goes over it for “M”, “BMW”, the roundel, etc., and my fridge just has a light.
I assumed he found you could put the filter from the car on the fridge light with a minimum of fucking around.
But you’re right, the more time and effort spent on this, the stupider it becomes.
- Comment on Car community shenanigans dump (open post) 2 months ago:
I get where you’re coming from, I’m logo free to the maximum extent practical, but a fridge is inside your house. If i wanted an “M” projection on my fridge light (I definitely don’t, but if I did), I wouldn’t consider that providing free advertising.
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 months ago:
It’s been a while, so correct me if I’m wrong; but isn’t the gift moving on to something else after a mortal life? If I recall correctly, elves are stuck in the physical world forever. Even when they die don’t they just go to some limnal place for a while then come back?
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 3 months ago:
Yeah, I was going to ackchyually them about that range then I noticed the painting.
- Comment on Everything is a problem 3 months ago:
I recently renovated and said fuck no to all the smart home shit. Just the idea of having to troubleshoot the WiFi because my kitchen light won’t turn on drives me into a rage.
- Comment on What's the story in your field? Here's mine 4 months ago:
I had a chance run in with one of my profs and his TA at a bar. He was the department chair but got roped into teaching an undergrad class that semester. He was basically that guy on the right, and the TA was on his way there. The insights into what life as a physics PhD was really like that I gleaned from that conversation is why I’m not the guy on the right and instead found something easy and high paying with a different major. Sometimes I feel like I might have wasted my natural ability, but I think I’m probably much happier. Also, maybe I’m just not that smart anyway and my absence is absolutely no loss to the field.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 5 months ago:
I guess it’s true, money can’t buy taste.
Fun fact: Alec Baldwin’s character was invented for the movie to provide exposition. The filmmakers didn’t trust movie-going audience to pick up the information from the three conversations that occur at the beginning of the play.
- Comment on Neville Page Says ‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Season 1 Klingons Were “A Salty Broth” 6 months ago:
If I remember correctly that’s kind of what happened. The Klingons used augment genes from Earth’s eugenics wars (the ones used to make Khan and others) to try and create their own augmented Klingons. It went wrong and the result was human looking Klingons and it somehow became a transmissible virus. That’s where the TOS looking looking ones came from. All of this is retcon of course.
- Comment on WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere 6 months ago:
My wife love it too even though she didn’t play MMOs, but she had a basic understanding from hearing me talk about them.
She couldn’t get enough of the DKP minus video from around the same time, although I did have to explain DKP because none of my groups used it.
- Comment on God is a dick. 7 months ago:
Our current understanding of the big bang is not that it did out from one place, it happened everywhere all at once. If the universe is infinite, it started from zero volume and infinite density then immediately became infinite in volume and finite in density. The density of matter/energy is what is finite, not the amount of matter/energy, that is infinite (if the universe is infinite). Then there was a period of rapid inflation, then is settled down to the inflation we see today.
Infinite or finite, the universe is not spreading out into anything, the distances between points are simply increasing.
- Comment on Infinite Hotel Paradox 8 months ago:
I thought it was that the guest in room one was doing some weird diaper/puppet sex shit and the prospective guest was no longer interested in the room.
But maybe that’s a me problem.
- Comment on Doppler 9 months ago:
Even ignoring the tires interacting with the road, you have air molecules.
Here is a cool What If?" from xkcd about throwing a baseball at 0.9c.
- Comment on What Refutes Science... 9 months ago:
And better science refuted their junk science. What’s your point?
- Comment on I don't have to check the price because I know I can't afford it. 10 months ago:
Over $1/oz is expensive. The bougie shit I buy rarely goes over $2/oz and the cheap stuff (still real cheese, not crap like Velveeta or Kraft singles) is $0.25-0.30/oz, and on sale even cheaper.
- Comment on Time for a road trip 11 months ago:
I’ve always liked that one. On a scale of fanny to gash, how impolite is it considered over there?
- Comment on Young Frankenstein is not available for streaming 11 months ago:
It’s three hours of someone almost, but not quite, removing a splinter.
- Comment on Young Frankenstein is not available for streaming 11 months ago:
Couple things I’ve tried to watch recently that I couldn’t find anywhere. I was even willing to buy it (streaming, maybe they’re available on physical media).
Basketball Diaries
Less Than Zero
Very annoying.
- Comment on your mom falls significantly faster than g 1 year ago:
This would make a good “What if?” For XKCD. In a frictionless vacuum with two spheres the mass of the earth and a bowling ball how far away do they need to start before the earth sized mass will move 1 Planck length before they come together?