Planetary travel guide

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• 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  S tier…? This place?

  S tier for environs but C for inhabitants. A or B tier at best

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most inhabitants are great, you just have get them a a bit…but avoid those tall hairless monkeys, those things are vicious.

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    • Cliff@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine a species destroying its own habitat. Totally nuts.

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Since when has not experiencing something, or even having any knowledge of something, prevented the internet from expressing their opinions about it?

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  • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since this meme was created.

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And that moment lasted as long as the theoretical “now”.

      (“Now” never happens because the moment your brain registers that “now” has happened, it’s already “then”)

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• Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TBH I’d give earth a B or a C.

  I feel like there must be a better planet out there somewhere.

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  • roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The planet is great. It’s the fucking occupants that are a problem.

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    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah. It used to be an A, but some recent updates have kicked it down to a C. If you want a real A tier planet try Cromdomulom 12.

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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean it could be better, though. Could do with fewer natural disasters, or perhaps another continent in the Pacific so it isn’t so empty. Or maybe burritos that grow on trees and a mild concentration of opium in the air. That’s the Earth I’d want to live on.

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    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Occupants come with the planet package… so wouldn’t that lower its rank?

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is missing a lot of planets.

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you talking about exoplanets, or the “just admit that every round solid object in space is a planet and there are a lot more than nine in the solar system” planets?

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    • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pluto is here, so minor planets count. That leaves at least Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Sedna, Ceres, Orcus, and Salacia as vacation candidates.

      There are 19 more planetary-mass moons to consider as well, if orbital designation isn’t important to your stay. (I’d say it’s a bonus, as you can see some sick eclipses.)

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• Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Humiliating… Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe.”

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• Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  S tier? This place is like a C at best. There are some S tier places but there are some G tier places too.

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% of S tier places are located on that planet, seems fair to me

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    • Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess it depends on what you consider an S tier space. I haven’t been to Jupiter but I hear they have a cyclone on the pole surrounded by 5 other cyclones. Being in orbit of that would be a (for lack of a better word) religious experience.

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• ssj2marx@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m thinking Saturn is up there at S tier. Those rings are hot.

  D tier is Mars. Just stupid ass-rocks.

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  • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mars used to be B tier, but it really fell off after the hypertsunami.

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  • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought people were generally into ass-rocks?

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know about anyone else, however I have seen your anus.

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  • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How’s my piles? They’re a bit sore, but I’m hoping the cream is brining them down a bit…

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And there’s one too many.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mostly harmless”

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t panic

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• ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Every other planet looks like shit. Another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe! (as far as we know)

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It could be broken down into a couple of further categories somewhere in the middle:

  1. Where probes have landed - Venus, Moon, Mars, Titan, a couple of asteroids/comets.
  2. Where probes have only flown past - Mercury, a few asteroids/comets, Jupiter and its’ main moons, Saturn and its’ moons (except Titan, see above), Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Ultima Thule (now officially named 486958 Arrokoth).

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been to Planet Hollywood. Throw it up top next to Earth.

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• Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A few decades from now we’ll plant this meme on Mars on it’s first manned mission lol.

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• BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m excited to see how this progresses!

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• RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that Callisto down there? 🤔

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  • ns1@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought that too as there is 1 planet too many, but now I think Pluto is the extra. The one between Mars and Neptune is Mercury

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