niktemadur

@niktemadur@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is Leibniz in this scheme of yours?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  HEY KOOL AID! HERE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
  It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyday and every way I keep getting better and better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day, in every way,
  in am becoming
  a better and better
  Second Lieutenant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The confidence you get dealing with a licensed electrician⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the door bell? It must be the electrician…
  oh my god, it’s former Dodgers’ First Baseman and 1974 National League MVP Steve Garvey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about time we showed concern for the men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe try the Italian version?
  L’uomini Arrabbiati!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent weeks setting up a night break in and and now I find THIS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Go on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about time we showed concern for the men⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would Don Draper approve?
  Or is this more of a McCan type deal?

  Any “Mad Men” fans in da house tonite?!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which timezone would win in a conflict?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Banking and government office hours!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which timezone would win in a conflict?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  China’s cheating, it’s all crammed forcefully into one timezone, Beijing’s!
  In far western China in winter, it could be noon and the sun is barely rising over the horizon. Then in summer the sunset might be at around 1am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bible studies! Starring an obsessive compulsive, petty, grudge-carrying narcissist who died a virgin and of old age!

  Remember when baby bush was governor of Texas, and a woman on death row wrote asking for clemency, from supposedly “one born-again christian to another”, she had become a christian and wanted to remain in jail, helping other inmates.

  Remember bush’s response, in front of reporters?
  He mocked her, going - “Please don’t kill me! Please don’t kill me!” - in a shrill voice. And this asshole fancied himself as a devout christian.

  That’s exactly the sort of posture Newton took as the head of the Royal Treasury or Royal Mint or whatever it’s called, a forger facing beheading or the gallows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1925 - It used to be did you kiss the guy on the first date⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Flapper alert!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened near Spokane in BeaconDB?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes the radar weather in other areas will glitch out, I’ve seen a large swath of digital dots spread like a fan all over some cities. The image refreshes every couple of minutes, I believe, usually the glitch goes away after a couple of cycles.

  But what is glitching and why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so now Schwarzschild is driving the trolley!
  Or maybe he’s coming to stop the trolley!
  Or maybe Feynman is coming, to renormalize the infinities!
  I really don’t know anymore! Aleph nought, Aleph omega… go away, come again some other… perhaps infinite… day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna tell my kidz this was Guns ‘n’ fuckin’ Roses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who got raptured today?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then every time the rapture doesn’t happen, it’s like these people have an integrated Memory Reset Button, so they don’t have to PUSH and modify their beliefs and superstitions, I mean… god forbid, that would require… (shudder)… making an effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take psychedelics, why not, go for it.
  Put lasers near your eyes, absolutely.
  But never, EVER, take psychedelics
  and ALWAYS put salt in your eyes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But must you must face the Captcha test to prove that you are, in fact, not Anish Kapoor.

  Meanwhile Kapoor, not using a VPN - “Curses! Foiled again!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must not NOSN’T!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that you mention it, there was an old shoe repairman in my town, among other knickknacks he had a piggy bank on a shelf, but it was like a bust of JFK, and the coin slot was right where Oswald supposedly “acted alone”.

  But le charlee kercke is like scraping the bottom of the barrel on that political and cultural scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same, I don't get this sport at all ha ha!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TWO MAN LUGE!
  TWO MAN LUGE!
  Two men enter, two men leave…
  the Two Man Luge closet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what does one do with such items? Is there a collector’s market for merch sold on the grounds upon whence le charley kirke died like he despicably preached for others not himself?

  “It’s the tee-shirts and caps from where there was a shooting! Somewhere in 'Murica!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because somebody had to wipe that smug retrograde smirk off his face, that’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, that kid on the lower right corner looks like Harrison Ford!
  One quarter Jewish… not too shabby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨winter fans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make that 5pm over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He will encounter British Flyes! He will have to learn how to buzz around CRISPS and SCONES now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And who did the cat ask to relay the message? Vigner’s friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it do, think about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So as not to “bruise the cheese”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back to back Bond!

  For Your Eye Only
  Monopussy