niktemadur

@niktemadur@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One step closer to Night City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A Doritos ad!
  So you can drift asleep thinking - “Boy, do I feel refreshed!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grocery shopping. "Please have courage."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  mODREN zAMURAI zTORIES . . .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grocery shopping. "Please have courage."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some gourmet humor!
  Like say… Albert Brooks in the 1980s, or Larry David in the 00s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🙋🏻‍♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻‍♂️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sunday School playground bullies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dr. Fisher is at risk of head crabs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Violating the Prime Snail Directive of Starfleet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Protection⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it a line of defense against insects?
  “Animals” would be broad enough to be true,
  “Mammals” zoomed in on the wrong kingdom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure you put some OIL aside for the future.
  “What… you mean like salad oil?”
  And my work here is done, I am OUTTA HERE!
  “Wait! Did you mean like olive or peanut oil or…?”
  (crickets(forever))

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant!

  Also, I’d like to see this brainiac figure out how to kill many million sperm instead of just one ovum, with a pill. Surely that should be easier, but there’s an anti-woke male patriarchy conspiracy, amirite?

  All you need is a white labcoat, goggles, some vials, a pocket calculator and clipboard and BOOM… Science, Bitch! Surely the “EUREKA!” moment should happen within a couple of months, but it is being kept from us! The male patriarchy is yadda yadda whatever… and here’s an extra yadda for good measure!

  Disclaimer: I had a vasectomy.
  But still, this person is under-educated in the same school system that spits out maga-types on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

  This is yet another symptom of the severe under-education that Carl Sagan warned us about in The Demon-Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark. The kind of under-informed, holier-than-thou attitude that lets fascism through the front door, because…
  bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRitE

  The same fascists, religious batshit zealots and incels who want women OUT of schools, OUT of the workplace, they want them IN the kitchen, illiterate, barefoot and pregnant: “That should keep them under our thumb!”
  EXACTLY like it happens now in places like Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When it comes to corporations with a massive market presence, I truly wonder if it’s cheaper in the long run to be honest or to try and fool some of the people all of the time. Because from what I’ve seen in the past few decades, PT Barnum was right.

  It’s almost as if eventually, the corporate executive floors become infected with mindless hollow business school suits (not all, but enough to qualify as some sort of mental plague), reading their idiotic self-motivational guide books, and somewhere along the way they got married to the mantra that “business is war”, mediocre and dense enough to think (if even that) that Akio Morita was also referring to the customers.

  Kind of similar, in many ways, to how now incels and racists eventually convince each other that the problem cannot be in their unwashed, unexamined selves, the problem MUST be women/minorities.

  So maybe we could call them corporate incels. A cartoon version is what we see in American Psycho. A problem with company size is that it will attract the parasites, and they will infect everything they touch.

  I’m on my way up the ladder! Watch me treat customers and their communities as the enemy to be subjugated and betrayed and milked, that’s what the guy from Sony said, amirite? I’m on my way to the 1%, so fuck all of you, I have arrived!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So you look sideways to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wrong that I want one?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alpaca 3D my main man!
  (not really, I don’t know who he is)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your answer? And in the picture which news story is being reported?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great question! The very earliest story I can vaguely summon up at the moment was about a hurricane devastating the city of La Paz in Baja California Sur, from Mexican news on television. To pin down any details, I had to look it up, and came up with Hurricane Liza in 1976.

  There was an image that got seared into my brain at the time, but it was probably my very young mind playing tricks on me, watching this report on one of those old, old, OLD small and blurry black-and-white televisions: the image of a dead baby lying face down among the rubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Aw man… that’s the third goddamned cloth I’ve dropped into this goddamned event horizon this week… and it’s barely just Tuesday.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One photograph. Two daughters. Three Nobel Prizes.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh get the fuck outta here, you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seal💔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no…!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter can't come soon enough. ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This man up here ⬆️ crosses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened? Huh? You lil bitch?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many years ago, my family had a few small off-road motorcycles, we’d go explore the countryside near and around my city, in northern Mexico.

  One time we were looking to cross a usually tame little creek made very wide by recent rains, my dad saw a possible spot to cross but there was a patch of muddy sand to deal with first…

  …suddenly we hear my dad terror-screaming - “HELP! I’m sinking in quicksand!”

  And sink he did! All the way up to his knees. That’s as deep as the spot got. Turning dad’s bike around and pulling it out of that sticky muck was a bitch and a half, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened? Huh? You lil bitch?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  as shipping insurer Lloyds of London notes, the number of incidents is so unexceptional that premiums for voyages within the Triangle are the same as anywhere else in the world

  This right here is literally The Money Quote.
  Follow the money!

  What about Lake Superior and Michigan!
  Are premiums also the same?
  Because the Great Lakes also pop up in these narratives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since November, that’s when the electorate decided to stab itself in the chest with a rusty knife, these are the spasms of non-vaccinated tetanus, also with signs of gangrene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy moly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Barrio Logan in San Diego!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Leadership”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got 'em⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP found a manifold, and stampeded straight towards the wrong large-scale interpretation.
  Like an Earth-measuring version of charly kirk on the gun issue, and look at him now, where that got him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm too stupid for this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trivial.
  Naive.
  Elegant.
  “Energy”.
  “Entropy”.
  I mean… lasers, man… how DO they work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindset challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hide it inside other words!
  Puppy Yuppers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal bands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stundle Of Bix?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physics!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I picture someone like Grand Mage Paul Dirac cracking his Special Relativity knuckles as he takes the challenge, “right then…!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squiggly Boie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Curious. Do you often feel there are three ELIZAS in a trenchcoat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna see a reverse brachistochrone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you still can’t reach it, ask your god or gods for help,
  as it’s beyond the reach of Mr Newton or even Herr Leibniz.