niktemadur

@niktemadur@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take psychedelics, why not, go for it.
  Put lasers near your eyes, absolutely.
  But never, EVER, take psychedelics
  and ALWAYS put salt in your eyes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But must you must face the Captcha test to prove that you are, in fact, not Anish Kapoor.

  Meanwhile Kapoor, not using a VPN - “Curses! Foiled again!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You must not NOSN’T!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that you mention it, there was an old shoe repairman in my town, among other knickknacks he had a piggy bank on a shelf, but it was like a bust of JFK, and the coin slot was right where Oswald supposedly “acted alone”.

  But le charlee kercke is like scraping the bottom of the barrel on that political and cultural scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same, I don't get this sport at all ha ha!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TWO MAN LUGE!
  TWO MAN LUGE!
  Two men enter, two men leave…
  the Two Man Luge closet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So what does one do with such items? Is there a collector’s market for merch sold on the grounds upon whence le charley kirke died like he despicably preached for others not himself?

  “It’s the tee-shirts and caps from where there was a shooting! Somewhere in 'Murica!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because somebody had to wipe that smug retrograde smirk off his face, that’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, that kid on the lower right corner looks like Harrison Ford!
  One quarter Jewish… not too shabby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨winter fans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make that 5pm over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He will encounter British Flyes! He will have to learn how to buzz around CRISPS and SCONES now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And who did the cat ask to relay the message? Vigner’s friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it do, think about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking pizza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So as not to “bruise the cheese”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Back to back Bond!

  For Your Eye Only
  Monopussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad palaeo noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take the giant fungi forests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A great find⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you open it up…
  and the whole damn thing has lines and paragraphs underlined with markers in different colors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You might need a murder of crows for that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨job position⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the shaman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Arguably, there’s a lot to criticize her about, but her leading a carefree lifestyle and finding success in publicizing it doesn’t seem like one.

  Wanna bet that whoever latches onto the image to jam their lazy uninformed truthiness (as Stephen Colbert coined the term) narrative into, uses the same kind of lazy uninformed truthiness narrative
  bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe MuH pURiTeH
  to not vote and empower the goose-stepping fascist goons into the federal government and into their communities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crypto investment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ritzcoin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But then there’s the guy who added all the mass and energy of the observable universe, calculated its’ Schwarzschild Radius, and came up with 13.8 billion light years.

  There’s also how our observable universe’s Hubble Horizon acts like a black hole event horizon, the way in which even the speed of light is insufficient to escape beyond.

  A lot of the math inside a black hole is eerily similar to the math of our own horizon, as traced by the age of the universe plus the speed of light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Coldplay is for people who think they enjoy high art because they watch period costume dramas about the Victorian Age. Because that’s what high art is, isn’t it? Stuffy settings and dialogue, delivered in a bygone accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sabine Hossenfelder Has Started Openly Defending Proven Grifters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch a lot of science channels and videos on YouTube, there’s just so much extraordinary content out there, going deep into the math and formulas of cosmology and physics.

  Sooner rather than later, the algorithm started pushing this woman’s videos on my homescreen. She most definitely leans towards the clickbait titles and bombastic controversy, two things that I hate, so it was again time to take out the digital machete and hack away at the algorithm, as I do nearly every day. But then she just keeps on popping up in other people’s videos and podcasts, some trustworthy content creators seem to have a high regard for her academic work.

  But just like assholes like James Woods or Joe Rogan have made themselves unbearable for me, even retroactively, just their presence and voice take me out of whatever I’m watching, put me in a bad mood, so too it is with Hossenfelder. In an age of the digital smorgasbord, a never-ending stream of science and math educational content of a high level and mind-blowing quality, I can survive and thrive just fine while avoiding the assholes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salty child⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Take it one level lower on down, when you’re the size of an electron, orbitals are wild, turbulent places, sometimes sharing electrons which also often get zapped by light, so they jump to a higher orbital, then they randomly spit out that photon and reappear back down… all the orbitals of a molecule violently jiggling all the time.

  Take photosynthesis. Simply put and to oversimplify but it’s essentially accurate, a photon hits an electron bullseye in a leaf molecule, which sets off a wave of energy in motion, breaking up molecules, reassembling them into sugars and waste product (oxygen).
  A red photon raises an electron one orbital up, that sets off one process at a certain level of energy. A blue photon raises an electron two orbitals up, that sets off another process at twice the energy level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  T H I C C Mitochondria!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was originally a Warhol idea, wasn’t it?
  A six hour film of the Empire State building, as the day goes and the lighting changes, I think it was meant as like a window from an apartment or office right in the thick of Manhattan.

  Truth be told, I don’t hate the idea. Currently, it could be a framed digital screen on a loop, or showing a webcam feed. Why not a live view of Istanbul, or of the Moroccan desert?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you please tell us how you really feel?
  The burn is so hot, it’s gonna cost several thousand in ER fees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you wish there was a way to quit enabling these shit-kickin’ shitheads. To let them actually live what they preach, in isolation without their shitwater splashing and spilling around everywhere else.

  None of their politicians asking for handouts behind closed doors and under the table, too embarrassed to admit to the voters that yes, indeed, a collective government IS extremely useful AND convenient when you need it the most, and not only when YOU need it but also when OTHERS need it, too.

  But one might as well try and explain quantum mechanics to a goddamned brick wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s sooooo funny… it’s heeeeeeel-larious! I don’t know about you, but I for one can’t stop laughing!

  The way language is used or abused creates patterns in the mind.
  I strongly suspect that this way of using language is not healthy at all, for an individual nor for a community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viewers like you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.