That reminds me, if any ones needs more oranges, I’ve got a good deal:
Oranges? In this economy?
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 year ago
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Peanut butter jellay!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Male doctor
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 year ago
Doesn't all that weight damage the heart?
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
fox2263@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
When grows up wants to be?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Orange-shooting Man!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Found the orange cannon engineer.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 year ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The
harbinger The orangeingerOrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mmmm Orange Ginger
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Cheaper than eggs
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 year ago
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 year ago
So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 year ago
That's a good hero right there
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, so he’s committing crimes?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Oh no, he’s evolving
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
Album@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They have some crazy fingers.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 year ago
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
parody@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kbZiglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.