That reminds me, if any ones needs more oranges, I’ve got a good deal:
Oranges? In this economy?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Peanut butter jellay!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Male doctor
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Doesn't all that weight damage the heart?
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
fox2263@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
When grows up wants to be?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Orange-shooting Man!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Found the orange cannon engineer.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The
harbinger The orangeingerOrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mmmm Orange Ginger
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Cheaper than eggs
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
That's a good hero right there
Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, so he’s committing crimes?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Oh no, he’s evolving
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
Album@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They have some crazy fingers.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
parody@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kbZiglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.