JaymesRS
@JaymesRS@literature.cafe
- Comment on Anyone? 12 minutes ago:
Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 1 week ago:
Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 1 week ago:
One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.
- Comment on GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me? 1 week ago:
If you see Lio, they owe me $20.
- Comment on Asking the important questions 1 week ago:
I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.
- Comment on Meowrine bilologeek 2 weeks ago:
I can has Deep Seaburger?
- This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.literature.cafe ↗Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 17 comments
- Comment on 69 degrees and sunny. 2 weeks ago:
Nice.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 5 weeks ago:
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 5 weeks ago:
Needs more Ska Bands.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 1 month ago:
This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 2 months ago:
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took
- Comment on They got everything covered 2 months ago:
What, are they too good to cater an orgy?
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 2 months ago:
What a wanker.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 2 months ago:
Given both are potatoe based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?
- Comment on My NextDoor is next level 2 months ago:
So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 3 months ago:
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 3 months ago:
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
- Comment on Look Ma, No Batteries! Hands On With Lenovo's Self-Charging Keyboard 3 months ago:
The keyboard uses super capacitors which are much longer lasting than lithium batteries, it also has an optional wired connection port.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 3 months ago:
Halt! Mr Penis, sir.
That’s the best I’ve got.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 3 months ago:
Wait, is sword a euphemism for penis?
- Comment on It’s Friday, Black Friday, Everybody Go Shop on Friday 5 months ago:
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- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 32 comments
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 5 months ago:
Allow me to be the first to wish you a Happy Honda Days from my family to yours.
- Comment on Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice. 5 months ago:
The vast majority of email address domains aren’t chosen, they come from your ISP, Cell phone/computer OS manufacturer, or employer/school. That’s the opposite of the fedeverse account creation process.
- Comment on Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice. 5 months ago:
But, but eMAil!!!1!!!
- Comment on "I never asked for this" 5 months ago:
I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.
- Comment on "I never asked for this" 5 months ago:
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
- Comment on The Really Dark Truth About Bots. 5 months ago:
I only have 2 followers, is it possible that I’m the bot? Wait, how would I know if I was? Is this the Matrix? Damnit! Maybe there’s a website to find out? BotOrNot? What even is a traffic light? Is a bus a car? What about a truck? Is a motorcycle a bike? A scooter? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh….
- Comment on Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years. 5 months ago:
