JaymesRS
@JaymesRS@literature.cafe
- Comment on Interesting news 1 week ago:
I can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 1 week ago:
Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
- Comment on Used to be a big deal when a teacher used one of these in class 1 week ago:
I still have some printer-comparable overhead transparency sheets I bought over 20 years ago in with our specialty printer paper.
- Comment on RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design 3 weeks ago:
I don’t expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 3 weeks ago:
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
- Comment on I knew it 3 weeks ago:
Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…
- Comment on Rhubarb 3 weeks ago:
That seems a little Rude, Barb.
- Comment on RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design 3 weeks ago:
My voice is my passport, verify me.
- Comment on Anyone? 5 weeks ago:
Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 1 month ago:
Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 1 month ago:
One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.
- Comment on GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me? 1 month ago:
If you see Lio, they owe me $20.
- Comment on Asking the important questions 1 month ago:
I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.
- Comment on Meowrine bilologeek 1 month ago:
I can has Deep Seaburger?
- This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.literature.cafe ↗Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 17 comments
- Comment on 69 degrees and sunny. 1 month ago:
Nice.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 months ago:
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 months ago:
Needs more Ska Bands.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 months ago:
This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 3 months ago:
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took
- Comment on They got everything covered 3 months ago:
What, are they too good to cater an orgy?
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 4 months ago:
What a wanker.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 4 months ago:
Given both are potatoe based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?
- Comment on My NextDoor is next level 4 months ago:
So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 4 months ago:
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 4 months ago:
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
- Comment on Look Ma, No Batteries! Hands On With Lenovo's Self-Charging Keyboard 5 months ago:
The keyboard uses super capacitors which are much longer lasting than lithium batteries, it also has an optional wired connection port.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 5 months ago:
Halt! Mr Penis, sir.
That’s the best I’ve got.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 5 months ago:
Wait, is sword a euphemism for penis?
- Comment on It’s Friday, Black Friday, Everybody Go Shop on Friday 6 months ago:
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