JaymesRS

@JaymesRS@literature.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oranges? In this economy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just curious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.

  Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Used to be a big deal when a teacher used one of these in class⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have some printer-comparable overhead transparency sheets I bought over 20 years ago in with our specialty printer paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhubarb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems a little Rude, Barb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My voice is my passport, verify me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OMG no please don’t call me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OMG no please don’t call me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you see Lio, they owe me $20.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meowrine bilologeek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can has Deep Seaburger?

• This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.literature.cafe ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨69 degrees and sunny.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more Ska Bands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They got everything covered⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What, are they too good to cater an orgy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like a fun place to work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What a wanker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No beans, only dogs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Given both are potatoe based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My NextDoor is next level⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?

  *- this is a reference for the olds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look Ma, No Batteries! Hands On With Lenovo's Self-Charging Keyboard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The keyboard uses super capacitors which are much longer lasting than lithium batteries, it also has an optional wired connection port.