JaymesRS
@JaymesRS@literature.cafe
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
Needs more Ska Bands.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 3 weeks ago:
This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 1 month ago:
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took
- Comment on They got everything covered 1 month ago:
What, are they too good to cater an orgy?
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 2 months ago:
What a wanker.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 2 months ago:
Given both are potatoe based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?
- Comment on My NextDoor is next level 2 months ago:
So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 2 months ago:
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 2 months ago:
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
- Comment on Look Ma, No Batteries! Hands On With Lenovo's Self-Charging Keyboard 3 months ago:
The keyboard uses super capacitors which are much longer lasting than lithium batteries, it also has an optional wired connection port.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 3 months ago:
Halt! Mr Penis, sir.
That’s the best I’ve got.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 3 months ago:
Wait, is sword a euphemism for penis?
- Comment on It’s Friday, Black Friday, Everybody Go Shop on Friday 4 months ago:
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- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 4 months ago:
Allow me to be the first to wish you a Happy Honda Days from my family to yours.
- Comment on Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice. 4 months ago:
The vast majority of email address domains aren’t chosen, they come from your ISP, Cell phone/computer OS manufacturer, or employer/school. That’s the opposite of the fedeverse account creation process.
- Comment on Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice. 4 months ago:
But, but eMAil!!!1!!!
- Comment on "I never asked for this" 4 months ago:
I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.
- Comment on "I never asked for this" 4 months ago:
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
- Comment on The Really Dark Truth About Bots. 4 months ago:
I only have 2 followers, is it possible that I’m the bot? Wait, how would I know if I was? Is this the Matrix? Damnit! Maybe there’s a website to find out? BotOrNot? What even is a traffic light? Is a bus a car? What about a truck? Is a motorcycle a bike? A scooter? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh….
- Comment on Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years. 5 months ago:
- Comment on Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years. 5 months ago:
Great Point!Now with more red arrows!
- Comment on Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years. 5 months ago:
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- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 5 months ago:
No, the trunk will stop it.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 5 months ago:
Great idea, hey everyone, we’re going to use doingthestuffs dick to stop bullets now. That way your finger doesn’t get stuck in the barrel no matter how smooth it is.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 5 months ago:
That’s only true for an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 5 months ago:
Sure, but at some point you need to acknowledge that though you can lead a horse to water, you can’t stick their hoof in the barrel of a gun to stop a bullet.
- Comment on Bad news 5 months ago:
Half of 99 is still 92 though, right?
