JaymesRS
@JaymesRS@literature.cafe
- Comment on Cow eggs 5 days ago:
Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
- Comment on Just curious 2 weeks ago:
You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
- Comment on Interesting news 3 weeks ago:
I can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 4 weeks ago:
Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
- Comment on Used to be a big deal when a teacher used one of these in class 4 weeks ago:
I still have some printer-comparable overhead transparency sheets I bought over 20 years ago in with our specialty printer paper.
- Comment on RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design 1 month ago:
I don’t expect other people to understand this but I do expect you to understand this. We started this journey together.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 1 month ago:
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
- Comment on I knew it 1 month ago:
Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…
- Comment on Rhubarb 1 month ago:
That seems a little Rude, Barb.
- Comment on RIP FaceID, Hello Palm Recognition: How Veins In Your Palm Are The Next Biometric Boom - Yanko Design 1 month ago:
My voice is my passport, verify me.
- Comment on Anyone? 1 month ago:
Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 2 months ago:
Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.
- Comment on OMG no please don’t call me. 2 months ago:
One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.
- Comment on GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me? 2 months ago:
If you see Lio, they owe me $20.
- Comment on Asking the important questions 2 months ago:
I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.
- Comment on Meowrine bilologeek 2 months ago:
I can has Deep Seaburger?
- This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.literature.cafe ↗Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 17 comments
- Comment on 69 degrees and sunny. 2 months ago:
Nice.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 3 months ago:
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 3 months ago:
Needs more Ska Bands.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 3 months ago:
This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 3 months ago:
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took
- Comment on They got everything covered 4 months ago:
What, are they too good to cater an orgy?
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 4 months ago:
What a wanker.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 5 months ago:
Given both are potatoe based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?
- Comment on My NextDoor is next level 5 months ago:
So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 5 months ago:
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
- Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works. 5 months ago:
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
- Comment on Look Ma, No Batteries! Hands On With Lenovo's Self-Charging Keyboard 5 months ago:
The keyboard uses super capacitors which are much longer lasting than lithium batteries, it also has an optional wired connection port.