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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can’t risk power tools damaging the internal cylinder

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      M(ario)PREG

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?

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    • TheKracken@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      CRANK THAT HOG

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      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        CRANK THAT HOGG

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    • hoss@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hoptal

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Vaseline

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  • LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

    Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you put the balls in the condom first or…?

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

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    • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

      Mmmm, my ding ding dong

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      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

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  • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      None of these are an option in this specific scenario.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s got a trigger, don’t it? yeet that meat

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding

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      • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

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    • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think this ship has already sailed

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How small are we talking?

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got that DSN (dick sucking nostril)

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Less shameful than the M&Ms guess.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turn on the vibrator.

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  • Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Make it squirt

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You just need something to attach to the cylinder.

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