wizardbeard
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Are they the same person? 5 hours ago:
Fuck off, we corn now.
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 5 hours ago:
What motherfucker is out here straining their creamed corn? LMAO
- Comment on American exceptionalism 5 hours ago:
I mean for dealing with worm parasites in the field, given limited supplies and (I’m assuming) this being a pretty old manual, this isn’t too bad.
Basically instructions for forcing out the entire contents of your stomach or using something that is probably handy to kill them before they do too much damage to you.
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- Comment on my hubris was my own punishment 5 hours ago:
Stupid sexy corn.
- Comment on Accidental rapture 5 hours ago:
Out of the leather of his shoes, if I remember correctly.
- Comment on Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut. 5 hours ago:
Neat! This one I’ve actually seen before IRL!
- Comment on Hmm 5 hours ago:
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
- Comment on Xmas stockings stuffers 5 hours ago:
I’m more concerned about the words “glass” and “squeeze”. Don’t need more one man one jar in the world.
- Comment on Corn on the Crap 5 hours ago:
The stickied post explains it. Shitposty retaliation against all the news and politics that had taken over.
- Comment on Why you think the net was born? 15 hours ago:
It started as a shitposty counter-movement to the overwhelming amount of posts here that are just news and politics. At this point I think it’s being perpetuated by the meme of it all.
- Comment on [deleted] 23 hours ago:
This is the exact sort of thing the cornposting was started because of. Fuck off with this.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 1 day ago:
Didn’t you get the memo? We corn now.
- Comment on Let's keep ourselves safe this Christmas 1 day ago:
- Comment on Let's keep ourselves safe this Christmas 1 day ago:
Somewhere in the distance, you hear a Mariah Carey. Check the doors again. Locked. Good. Safe.
Louder. Closer. Maybe the neighbors? Blinds closed already. Won’t see movement through the windows. Wait! Lights. Turn them off? Risky. It could see the change. Sounds like it’s at the end of the street. Risky. Still may be time. Risk it? Don’t?
Crashing noise. The “song” rises to a frenzied pitch. Screams. Not yours. Quick! While it’s busy. Lights off. Safer. Safe enough?
Closer now. “Song”. Disgusting mockery of humanity, cheer. Clawing at the edges of your sanity.
Sudden quiet. Blessed silence. Over? No. Muffled crunch of “footsteps” in snow. Close enough to hear. Safe enough?
A thump. Against a door. Your door? No. Close.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas…
Scratching. Nails against glass. Not your window. Safe enough?
This is all I’m asking for…
Sudden cachophony. What did it do? No. Inside. It’s here. But no. Outside. Continues. More noise. Here! Inside!
A duet. Not safe enough.
- Comment on Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse 3 days ago:
Yeesh! Pretty sure this is why you’re supposed to stay on trails.
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 4 days ago:
No, but Microsoft bought Mojang out 12 years ago, and Microsoft gonna Microsoft.
- Comment on After Apple originally announced the first version of Halo in 1999, Xbox apparently called Bungie and said "'Steve Jobs can't have that. We're going to buy you.'" 1 week ago:
If I recall right, the only exlusive weapon was the Flamethrower, but they also added the missile Warthog. Might be forgetting some other weapons though, as I never had the Xbox version.
I had some fun when I was younger modding the demo. The only content stripped out of it were the levels, so there were all these custom versions of the Blood Gulch map floating around with Ghosts and Scorpion tanks, etc.
I liked messing with weapon properties. Had my own temu/wish.com “cursed halo at home” long before it was a real thing.
- Sniper rifle fired plasma grenades, and you could do fun stuff like stacking two so the first would throw the second into the air and the trail and explosion made it like a flare.
- Shotgun fired a spread of frag grenades instead of bullets, and pushed you backwards a bit.
- Pistol was more accurate, slightly faster, much less damage, and pushed whoever got hit back a ton. You could easily juggle someone up into the skybox with it. It pushed vehicles too.
- Rocket launcher fired a massive ball of rockets that would lag everything.
- Flamethrower fired rockets instead of flames, with a much higher ammo pool, but no other changes. So rocket sprinkler.
- Fully charged plasma pistol fired a Scorpion Tank shot. I think the non charged ones homed in to a stupid extent.
- Chaingun Warthog fired needler rounds with an increased lifetime.
- Assault rifle worked as area denial, setting an area in an orb shape around you on fire.
- The plasma cannon thing would spawn a Scorpion tank over your head, crushing you.
- I think I turned the needler into a shotgun blast thing, but it still fired needles.
- I think I changed the elites’ plasma smg thing to start firing slowly but “rev up” to stupid fast speeds, and then the cooldown hurt your shields?
- There was something that would call down a larger version of the plasma cannon projectile from the sky, with a larger explosion radius and a stupid big/strong pushback effect.
- Vehicle crashes called the same kind of system as a projectile hitting, so you were effectively “shot” with a vehicle impact “bullet” as a rider if you crashed too hard. Congrats that’s now a frag grenade explosion. That one was shamelessly stolen from a tutorial.
That’s what I remember at least.
- Comment on Creator of Original Thomas the Tank Engine Mod for Skyrim Puts Thomas in Morrowind in Defiance of 'Legal Threats' 1 week ago:
Good old Trainwiz. Pretty sure the mad bastard used to frequent 4chan’s Elder Scrolls modding threads, so I’m kind of impressed at the restraint of his response.
Give them BBB support you coward!
- Comment on Americans be like: 1 week ago:
The full list really isn’t as bad as I expected.
BBC is up there, apnews, the guardian.
And PBS isn’t a news site, so of course it doesn’t show up.
Also worth remembering that CNN was pretty widely considered to be balanced until around a decade ago. I’m sure there’s a bunch of older people still operating from that.
- Comment on i never noticed this 1 week ago:
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
The price has crept up with the paid expansions, but holy shit do NOT sleep on the Castlevania one. It doubles the base game content, and fits in great.
- Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years 2 weeks ago:
Looks like it’s Wikipedia’s current fundraising banner thing, since I found OP’s response to be vague for anyone not already aware, or who accesses Wikipedia in a way that blocks it.
- Comment on Google tells employees it must double capacity every 6 months to meet AI demand 2 weeks ago:
Everyone was too concerned the AI would do it and wasn’t looking close enough at the C-Suite Execs.
- Comment on We have one at home 2 weeks ago:
It sucked to have bought into the kickstarter and financed the project, and then see the product on the shelves at Target while I was still waiting on mine to be delivered.
Shit, I didn’t realize it got that bad. I’m honestly surprised I didn’t hear more rage about that online at the time.
- Comment on People who think an attack on another user is approproate for this sub, and the mods that enable them 3 weeks ago:
The fuck are you talking about? I’m not the thorn guy, and I do find their “quirk” annoying.
A callout post about another user, like this one, is explicitly against the sidebar rules, and it’s a massive dick move to not just block the guy and instead make a callout post for something so small. I don’t want to see lemmy turn into the brigading fest that reddit could be at times, so I’m going to call this shit out.
I’ve already reported it, which is the reasonable response. This callout post is because it marks a distinct pattern of completely absent moderation here, backed up by the fact that only one of the three mods has any activity in the last fucking year.
My feelings aren’t hurt, I’m frustrated at the shit state of this sub, and I’m going to at least try to do what little I can before I do the responsible thing of just blocking and peacing out.
- Comment on People who think an attack on another user is approproate for this sub, and the mods that enable them 3 weeks ago:
0 comments/posts. Lol, lmao even.
- Comment on People who think an attack on another user is approproate for this sub, and the mods that enable them 3 weeks ago:
Last post/comment 2 years ago. I’d assume they’re account is dead.
- Comment on People who think an attack on another user is approproate for this sub, and the mods that enable them 3 weeks ago:
Last post/comment 6 days ago.
- Comment on People who think an attack on another user is approproate for this sub, and the mods that enable them 3 weeks ago:
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