dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is beans!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggplant droplets droplets 100 crying emoji “Bruh” crying emoji crying emoji crying emoji dead emoji hashtag 2010s memes you can’t live without hashtag India teens hashtag soap dispensers in your area⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My god…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, one of the few animals that will hunt humans for food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't adapted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah March 9, almost two months ago. If OP is still suffering I don’t think it’s the DST.

  Next clock change is Nov 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based tesla user???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter "Eggs"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Bridgerton’ Nicola Coughlan Slams HBO ‘Harry Potter’ Project: “Wouldn’t Touch It With A Pole”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You kidding? I wouldn’t use that pole to touch a Grinch, let alone a TERF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pack of Beakers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have seen things I was not meant to see Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women are the devil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any plans for that submarine company to go into rocketry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon diversifies fetishes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Original 'Star Wars' Cut Will Be Shown at a Theater for First Time in Decades⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

  I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing paint???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨logs are for quitters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In theory, yes. In practice, of those two only fission is currently viable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cha-cha-changes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gromit mug, innit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When u want taco but get bred 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨y'all know what time it is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it for the bisque

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Reddit...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still on Lemmy… Welcome! The more the merrier!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t have to be, if Bethesda weren’t such COWARDS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car diagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In a similar vein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys... :(⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BLT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a troubling connection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying my best to make you turds smile⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We serve food here, sir.