dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@lemm.ee
- Comment on Mystery solved! 4 days ago:
Tbf salmon do the same thing
- Comment on Help me out here 5 days ago:
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
- Comment on I’m ashamed I asked but this post is not about me 1 week ago:
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
- Comment on Anon plays Balatro 1 week ago:
“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
- Comment on Pathetic. 2 weeks ago:
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I agree, you are in the minority
- Comment on Somehow metal with zip zap moves rocks without touching and this isn't fiction? 3 weeks ago:
Ooh is that a reference to Tim Minchin’s Storm I see?
- Comment on it ain't the herps, I swear 3 weeks ago:
AKA confectioners napalm
- Comment on There's no such thing as too much garlic 3 weeks ago:
If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.
- Comment on Anon can't find a good match 3 weeks ago:
About sums up 99% of 4chan posts
- Comment on Lmao this one hurts 4 weeks ago:
Can’t feed the poor if you can’t feed yourself
- Comment on Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 4 weeks ago:
Look at the pictures I drew. This one’s Bailey’s, this is Bailey’s, that one, that’s Bailey’s, this one is as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eye wet…
- Comment on [|(-,) 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Relief 1 month ago:
- Comment on 🖩👈 1 month ago:
Man cartoons in the 80s were wild. You could be watching the pretty pink pony show, and still the animators couldn’t help but throw you into some twisted dark fantasy adventure.
- Comment on They're the same picture 1 month ago:
Yeah, Goku’s not broke. Chichi just tells him they’re broke because she thinks him working will make him “respectable.”
- Comment on I hate being 10. I wish I was 7 again 2 months ago:
Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?
- Comment on he's coming for you 2 months ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
- Comment on imagine it!! 2 months ago:
I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.
- Comment on Suicide Mission - What Boeing did to all the guys who remember how to build a plane 2 months ago:
I’m not sure they expected no one to think it was foul play, but I’ll bet they expected not to see any consequences, which historically has been a very safe bet for them to make.
- Comment on ?? !! 3 months ago:
🚬❓🐱
- Comment on They did it for science 3 months ago:
- Comment on Caesar 3 months ago:
He had a Biggus Dickus
- Comment on Racism bad 3 months ago:
No, Patrick, jeans are not a shitpost.
No, khaki isn’t a shitpost either.
- Comment on hell yea 3 months ago:
He’s pretty cool, but no one will top cool crab
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Haha no, I wish. The person I’m replying to and I are both referencing the song by the brilliant Tom Lehrer
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Some might say he’s hypocritical
He’ll just say he’s apolitical
- Comment on Elton John becomes 19th person to achieve EGOT status with Emmy Award win for 'outstanding variety special' 5 months ago:
I didn’t know that.
Huh, neat!