dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨making banana bread⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cell wall is the wall of the cell.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cells within cells within cells, interlinked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America last night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with a surprisingly number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Möth or beans? Why not 🅱️oth?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more jeans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocent light bulb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the lamp isn’t lit, you must acquit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d suggest looking at some building tips videos on Youtube. Builds look tons better when you align things properly, and there are some handy tools in Satisfactory like grid snapping and nudging that can help with getting everything just right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They just added straight mode for pipes too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try it today!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You and I have very different definitions of “edging.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just curious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit assemble⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The music in my head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck doing any file management on an iPhone or iPad tbh. Tech companies nowadays seem desperate to make people forget how computers work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always hope for a horsey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consistency is key⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never had it, but I’ve had filet americain , which is like a Belgian/Dutch steak tartare, and it’s surprisingly delicious. Reminds me a bit of liverwurst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit dad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Goldilocks and the Three Bears

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is beans!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggplant droplets droplets 100 crying emoji “Bruh” crying emoji crying emoji crying emoji dead emoji hashtag 2010s memes you can’t live without hashtag India teens hashtag soap dispensers in your area⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My god…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, one of the few animals that will hunt humans for food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't adapted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah March 9, almost two months ago. If OP is still suffering I don’t think it’s the DST.

  Next clock change is Nov 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based tesla user???⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter "Eggs"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Bridgerton’ Nicola Coughlan Slams HBO ‘Harry Potter’ Project: “Wouldn’t Touch It With A Pole”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You kidding? I wouldn’t use that pole to touch a Grinch, let alone a TERF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pack of Beakers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have seen things I was not meant to see Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women are the devil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any plans for that submarine company to go into rocketry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon diversifies fetishes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.