dalekcaan
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- Comment on I've got a double peen AMA 6 days ago:
Tag yourself, I’m rip.
- Comment on But yes. 1 week ago:
Nuclearpower is justboilingwater - Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 1 week ago:
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 1 week ago:
To say nothing of cockroaches…
- Comment on But yes. 1 week ago:
Nuclearpower is just boiling water - Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 1 week ago:
The enshittification will continue until morale improves.
- Comment on Monster 1 week ago:
They both were
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 weeks ago:
That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.
It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 weeks ago:
I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.
- Comment on Not pictured: a flat of eggs 2 weeks ago:
Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 3 weeks ago:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
- Comment on my boss hates this one simple trick 4 weeks ago:
“Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday.”
“Those were toenail clippings!”
“A feast’s a feast.”
- Comment on Anon interviews for a job 5 weeks ago:
Being hot gets you far. Having obscene amounts of daddy’s money gets you much farther.
- Comment on 👏know👏the👏difference👏 5 weeks ago:
Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?
- Comment on Make the right choice. 5 weeks ago:
PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN
- Comment on Don't forget Steve :) 1 month ago:
Crikey!
- Comment on If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke 1 month ago:
History will say they were roommates
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 2 months ago:
If they don’t want to swear, that’s fine, then don’t swear. That doesn’t make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 2 months ago:
Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
- Comment on This is a painting of Commander Riker fighting Godzilla. 2 months ago:
🎶In the not too distant future…🎶
- Comment on OK. 2 months ago:
You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
- Comment on Anon plays Metro 2033 2 months ago:
FC6 too. In the beginning you’re only helping the resistance so they’ll give you a boat to escape to Miami. Once they give you the boat you’re supposed to join them anyway, but if you take the boat and sail far enough away you’ll get a cutscene where you escape to Miami and later watch the fall of your country on the news.
- Comment on Anon watches Family Guy 2 months ago:
- Comment on Punctuation is important. 2 months ago:
Works on contingency? No, money down!
- Comment on Garf 2 months ago:
Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .
- Comment on Shart, not fart 3 months ago:
The prompt said sad, not horror
- Comment on faketivist 3 months ago:
- Comment on Old AF 3 months ago:
Still, older than balls
- Comment on And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂 3 months ago:
Ducks have entered the chat
- Comment on No other way to put it 4 months ago:
To be fair I think “Amazon’s choice” labels whatever product is most purchased for a given search term, not awarded by Amazon itself