dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@lemm.ee
- Comment on Car diagram 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on guys... :( 5 weeks ago:
I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.
- Comment on BLT 1 month ago:
My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
- Comment on Anon makes a troubling connection 1 month ago:
Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction
- Comment on Just trying my best to make you turds smile 1 month ago:
Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.
- Comment on Anon visits America 2 months ago:
We serve food here, sir.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 2 months ago:
> No
Okay, well I’m gonna take that as a yes
- Comment on Age of Potato 2 months ago:
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPOh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 2 months ago:
Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 2 months ago:
- Comment on HONK 2 months ago:
Why unsee it when you can go deeper?
- Comment on The torque better not be too strong with this one 2 months ago:
- Comment on **Horrors Beyond our Comprehension** 2 months ago:
“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 2 months ago:
That’s both disheartening and not at all surprising.
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 2 months ago:
Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?
- Comment on Middle coat is my grandma's 2 months ago:
Contact!
- Comment on Judas 2 months ago:
That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.
- Comment on blue, blue christmas 2 months ago:
Hey gurl, you want sum blue?
- Comment on Diamond dogs 2 months ago:
Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 3 months ago:
Quicksave…
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 3 months ago:
For the emprah!
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 3 months ago:
Would you kindly?
- Comment on I've got a double peen AMA 3 months ago:
Tag yourself, I’m rip.
- Comment on But yes. 3 months ago:
Nuclearpower is justboilingwater - Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 3 months ago:
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 3 months ago:
To say nothing of cockroaches…
- Comment on But yes. 3 months ago:
Nuclearpower is just boiling water - Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 3 months ago:
The enshittification will continue until morale improves.
- Comment on Monster 3 months ago:
They both were
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 3 months ago:
That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.
It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.