dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based tesla user???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter "Eggs"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Bridgerton’ Nicola Coughlan Slams HBO ‘Harry Potter’ Project: “Wouldn’t Touch It With A Pole”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You kidding? I wouldn’t use that pole to touch a Grinch, let alone a TERF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pack of Beakers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have seen things I was not meant to see Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women are the devil⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any plans for that submarine company to go into rocketry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon diversifies fetishes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Original 'Star Wars' Cut Will Be Shown at a Theater for First Time in Decades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  imgflip.com/i/9qs2ct

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

  I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing paint???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨logs are for quitters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In theory, yes. In practice, of those two only fission is currently viable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cha-cha-changes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gromit mug, innit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When u want taco but get bred 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨y'all know what time it is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it for the bisque

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Reddit...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still on Lemmy… Welcome! The more the merrier!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t have to be, if Bethesda weren’t such COWARDS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car diagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In a similar vein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys... :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BLT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a troubling connection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying my best to make you turds smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We serve food here, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons make the worst game ever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  > No

  Okay, well I’m gonna take that as a yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age of Potato⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CLAP
  CLAP
  CLAP

  Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why unsee it when you can go deeper?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The torque better not be too strong with this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obligatory xkcd