dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@lemm.ee
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 2 days ago:
Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 3 days ago:
- Comment on HONK 1 week ago:
Why unsee it when you can go deeper?
- Comment on The torque better not be too strong with this one 1 week ago:
- Comment on **Horrors Beyond our Comprehension** 1 week ago:
“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 1 week ago:
That’s both disheartening and not at all surprising.
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 2 weeks ago:
Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?
- Comment on Middle coat is my grandma's 2 weeks ago:
Contact!
- Comment on Judas 2 weeks ago:
That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.
- Comment on blue, blue christmas 3 weeks ago:
Hey gurl, you want sum blue?
- Comment on Diamond dogs 3 weeks ago:
Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
Quicksave…
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
For the emprah!
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
Would you kindly?
- Comment on I've got a double peen AMA 5 weeks ago:
Tag yourself, I’m rip.
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
Nuclearpower is justboilingwater - Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 5 weeks ago:
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 5 weeks ago:
To say nothing of cockroaches…
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
Nuclearpower is just boiling water - Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 5 weeks ago:
The enshittification will continue until morale improves.
- Comment on Monster 5 weeks ago:
They both were
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 1 month ago:
That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.
It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 1 month ago:
I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.
- Comment on Not pictured: a flat of eggs 1 month ago:
Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 1 month ago:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
- Comment on my boss hates this one simple trick 1 month ago:
“Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday.”
“Those were toenail clippings!”
“A feast’s a feast.”
- Comment on Anon interviews for a job 2 months ago:
Being hot gets you far. Having obscene amounts of daddy’s money gets you much farther.
- Comment on 👏know👏the👏difference👏 2 months ago:
Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?
- Comment on Make the right choice. 2 months ago:
PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN
- Comment on Don't forget Steve :) 2 months ago:
Crikey!