dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@lemm.ee
- Comment on guys... :( 1 week ago:
I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.
- Comment on BLT 2 weeks ago:
My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
- Comment on Anon makes a troubling connection 3 weeks ago:
Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction
- Comment on Just trying my best to make you turds smile 4 weeks ago:
Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.
- Comment on Anon visits America 4 weeks ago:
We serve food here, sir.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 4 weeks ago:
> No
Okay, well I’m gonna take that as a yes
- Comment on Age of Potato 5 weeks ago:
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPOh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 1 month ago:
Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 1 month ago:
- Comment on HONK 1 month ago:
Why unsee it when you can go deeper?
- Comment on The torque better not be too strong with this one 1 month ago:
- Comment on **Horrors Beyond our Comprehension** 1 month ago:
“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*
- Comment on Memory is a fickle mistress 1 month ago:
That’s both disheartening and not at all surprising.
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 1 month ago:
Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?
- Comment on Middle coat is my grandma's 1 month ago:
Contact!
- Comment on Judas 1 month ago:
That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.
- Comment on blue, blue christmas 2 months ago:
Hey gurl, you want sum blue?
- Comment on Diamond dogs 2 months ago:
Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 2 months ago:
Quicksave…
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 2 months ago:
For the emprah!
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 2 months ago:
Would you kindly?
- Comment on I've got a double peen AMA 2 months ago:
Tag yourself, I’m rip.
- Comment on But yes. 2 months ago:
Nuclearpower is justboilingwater - Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 2 months ago:
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 2 months ago:
To say nothing of cockroaches…
- Comment on But yes. 2 months ago:
Nuclearpower is just boiling water - Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 2 months ago:
The enshittification will continue until morale improves.
- Comment on Monster 2 months ago:
They both were
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 months ago:
That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.
It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 months ago:
I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.