Anon diversifies fetishes

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah baby, I’ll fuck you harder than import tariffs!

  sub sp, sp, 16
  str x0, \[sp]
  str x1, \[sp, 8]
  
  ldr x1, \[sp]
  ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
  add sp, sp, 16
  
  sub sp, sp, 16
  str x0, \[sp]
  str x1, \[sp, 8]
  
  ldr x1, \[sp]
  ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
  add sp, sp, 16
  
  sub sp, sp, 16
  str x0, \[sp]
  str x1, \[sp, 8]
  
  ldr x1, \[sp]
  ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
  add sp, sp, 16
  
  sub sp, sp, 16
  str x0, \[sp]
  str x1, \[sp, 8]
  
  ldr x1, \[sp]
  ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
  add sp, sp, 16
  
  halt:
  b halt
  

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

      Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” “Cycles” or “femboys” “Overclocks” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

      For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some sexy looking reds and yellows.

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds more like specialization

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Specialization of an individual to an unfilled niche is diversification for the species as a whole.

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    • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cyborgs shall rise

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well biological niche specialisation is not an unknown phenomenon.

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• SoreRegion@lem.to ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RISCV has always felt a little BDSM

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• ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, who doesn’t like a nice cache?

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back that cache up

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• JamonBear@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this really CPU fetishism or just a regular apple customer syndrome?

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• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not fake and definitely not gay. We have all been there at some point.

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This explains so many unhinged posts on tech forums

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• Tungsten5@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey ya know, it happens.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Everything’s computer

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