Tungsten5

@Tungsten5@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple will end support for Intel Macs next year, macOS 27 will require Apple Silicon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Fuck them intel macs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, open up a can of man and down that sushi. I have trained my body to handle whatever I put into it. Gas station sushi no longer affects me negatively.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ke$he's Quantum Party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kesha would make a great dommy mommy (DMs open if you are kesha)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked in the produce department at Jewel-Osco for some time. It was when I peaked in life. We never gave food away to anyone. It was either sold or found its way into the trash compactor. Kinda sad to waste so much food. But I was so lost in the produce sauce that I couldnt even process it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the america that god intended

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a flower for mother's day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So wholesome, then:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus man. I want to throat fuck that bag of dicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Id respect her more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just hit the back button. You won’t catch me disrespecting the motherland like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine started the same thing a few weeks ago. I tried cleaning out the charging port but after a while of scrapinc I gave up since nothing was coming out and I couldn’t see any more lint in there. The problem persists. I am confident that no one in the world has it as difficult as me right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outstanding work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As they say, ‘pic or it didn’t happen’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont know. But its weird as hell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t met any one with a terribly spelt name but one girl I worked with was named America. Weird as hell if you ask me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that dude is obsessed with x. He slaps it everywhere he can

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect day* to be a martial artist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Sigma on the go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon indulges⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once violently hit a shroom vape from some bumfuck smoke shop and it did that to me. I saw, after the high set in, that the box said “Do not intended for human consumption”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another essential book in your library⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fucking weirdo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont worry fellow broski, I gave it that pity click

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see the thumbnail…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I suppose it is settled, the new freedom pope has a feminine penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone give me something fucked up to click on. Do your worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggplant droplets droplets 100 crying emoji “Bruh” crying emoji crying emoji crying emoji dead emoji hashtag 2010s memes you can’t live without hashtag India teens hashtag soap dispensers in your area⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do it. Sometimes a man just needs to blow out another mans man-cunt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a shit community to be in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The author is my mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still on my mom…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Pokemon Go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want 4chan to live to see another day so I can keep getting these greentexts. I’m thinking that they must be in some serious trouble if the site is still down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if theres (positive) acceleration then speed is increasing. Acceleration and jerk are increasing