Tungsten5

@Tungsten5@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The author is my mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still on my mom…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Pokemon Go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want 4chan to live to see another day so I can keep getting these greentexts. I’m thinking that they must be in some serious trouble if the site is still down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if theres (positive) acceleration then speed is increasing. Acceleration and jerk are increasing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For $30 id facefuck this meal into another dimension

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Happened to Mystery Man | JoBlo Movie Network [11:54]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched this so many times growing up. I remember thinking it odd that the shoveler was married to black woman. It was the first movie I saw with an interacial couple. Now I am married to a black woman (Im white). I look in the mirror. I see myself holding that shovel. Its time to stop denying my destiny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the first time Ive thought of their logos as corn holes. They are all mostly shit anyways so I suppose if the shoe fits… also, why am I seeing ads about having AI help me do my taxes? I can’t wait for the AI trend to die off. Too many instances of it being just randomly tossed into a product

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youd have to pay me to eat that shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon diversifies fetishes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey ya know, it happens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are most people here left-wing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well we know where you stand without doubt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are most people here left-wing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It does seem that way from what I’ve seen. What am I? I’m the guy whose got it figured out. Always vote for the worst candidate. Its reverse psychology and works like a charm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found money. What do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just keep the dough. Finders keepers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is very fast. So fast in fact that at in only 1 hour you will travel 300km.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tinkle manly. Minkle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sure. My cock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His cock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you just dont know the old meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the idea here is people want to go out and enjoy the day. Not just walk across a bridge. Next time think before you comment. You sound rarted as fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Movie theaters are trying everything to bring audiences back — from pickleball to cocktail bars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That means pickleball games and cocktails in the lobby, even bowling — all designed to get people to see the theaters as more than just a place to screen the latest flicks.

  I like B&B theaters but holy fuck this is some dumb shit right here. I go to the movies to see a movie. I am not going to a theater to bowl or some shit. Maybe: make the movie experience better and people will come back to the movies to, ya know, see a good movie and not fucking play pickleball

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Movie theaters are trying everything to bring audiences back — from pickleball to cocktail bars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with all but 3. I love watching the movie trailers and I always show up early (enough) such that I do not miss any

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTEIN BRO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time spent doing unit conversions is time spent not lifting

  I’m not sure how to feel about that part. But I can’t say you’re wrong. I try to stay away from anh US customary units. As most would agree, they kinda suck in comparison to SI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How You Doin?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah well people from NY think they are special. So to them, this is an only them thing I suppose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTEIN BRO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that actually a unit that I have just never heard of or am I being dumb and not getting sarcasm? I really hope thats a fake unit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, fuck them kids. As Mr. Krabs once said, ‘what have children ever done for me?’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a cylinder⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, this dude really did himself dirty if his legacy carries over to other sites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually it's pretty cool⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No clue what this is. But breeding blanket? Can I put my dick in this thing?? I suppose where theres a will theres a way. Where can one find one of these?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cant use pencil. I have a bad habit of pressing down hard when writing and I just keep breaking the tip. So I always use pen. Get dat bic boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tried THIS and it actually works all the time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wriggle wriggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens if you play with it tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨adhesive tape to the buttocks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  NASA really expects you to go man to man with a bag? Im willing to try it but I cant say that I am excited to