Gurt: Yo
Good shit
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 month ago
carnivore diets
sima/ligma male bullshit
alpha wolves!
Why are toxic male agendas appealing to the furry community?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t get the insinuation here.
Is it “Real males eat yogurt and don’t care what emotional children think,” or is it “Real men don’t eat what could be considered jizz by emotional children?”
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 month ago
It’s fucking satire LMAO
God, it’s depressing how many people here don’t get that it’s painfully obvious satire.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
From a group known to avoid soy and eating pussy because it’s full of estrogen, which will make you effeminate, I wouldn’t call this piece “painfully obvious”
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Many years ago, SNL did a satire ad about a three bladed razor. It’s 2025 and satire is as dead as alchemy
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’ve autism
hansolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I figure it was real men eat old milk.
PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s because it’s not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it’s pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.
I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.
despicable@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Spoken like a true yogurt male, did you fall asleep to this video on repeat by any chance?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was being sarcastic, Professor Pedantic. Chill.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wtf is a yogurt male
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently it’s a manly man who does note receive negative man points for eating yogurt like a sissy. Non-yogurt males can only eat manly meats and must achieve constipation.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A newly released top tier male that you just might be (very rare, better than beluga male)
totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The alternative to the classic milk daddy
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
turk
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is that the larger one from Prison Break?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, that is guy with the flamethrower from legends of tomorrow.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, that is the bad guy from Blade 3
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gilear Faeth?
UnpledgedCatnapTipper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The chosen one!
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Fernando approves.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Btw fun fact, if youre on that sigma male grindset, greek yoghurt is a really good food. Even better if you put nuts into it. Nice little treat full of micronutrients that you need. /hj
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 month ago
/hand job?
🤷♀️ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
micro-nut-rients am I right.
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DpZer0126@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Terry loves yogurt
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
“You are a man of culture”