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- Comment on Anon is Asian 3 days ago:
Try having eyes covering half of your face and emojis appearing over your head.
- Comment on Seems like the obvious way to do it? 1 week ago:
I also never thought of that, but this actually makes a lot of sense - having the same, but in some bowl, would take up more space in the fridge. You just have to wash the container before and after
- Comment on beamed poop... 1 week ago:
Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?
- Comment on Why is the spellchecker in Firefox so abysmal? 1 week ago:
I know three languages:
Russian - Native
English - Shitty fluent (learned on the internet)
Danish - Basic. I have a B2 cert, but it’s not B2
My system is in English, I work in English, my browser is set to English, and I prefer to translate Danish to English, because the two germanic languages have alot of direct analogs and loans.
Firefox, in right click menu: “I can translate that Danish thing to Russian!” WHY?
I mean, I have Russian keyboard layout, one of three, but why does it look at that.
I love the browser, but this just infuriates me on daily basis - Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
because you have the same ip and/or cookies with your old stuff saved
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
6 months is a normal period of time after which you would like to change them.
There’s a shitton of filter cartridges everywhere, and they won’t expire, so I believe I would have more problematic stuff to deal with - Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
uhhhh, okay, give me the trowel.
(I have some gardening skills actually: 30 years ago me and my dad each shat under one of two firs to the sides of his summerhouse driveway. You just look at them now, I’m so proud of myself!) - Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
Look, it didn’t even happen yet, and we already have a Walking Dead level drama!
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
get 10 packs of filters from any store. The supply is now waaaay higher than the demand, remember?
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
This is for the time before you will have a safehous with everything powered by readily available commercial solar cells.
(just in case, anything I comment about here would only work in “everyone is a Zed but you”, because otherwise survivors, and more importantly, surviving people in power, will fubar each others and everyone else’s lives, and no long-term idea will reliably work) - Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
Yes, I know there is some stuff which is already everywhere, I just meant that in The Scenario i wouldn’t have to worry much about local rainwater quality, even if I was picky like that:)
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
and sorry, I’m living in Denmark, so only type of noticeable pollution here is from farming
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
Fuck guns - super dangerous iterms of attracting ALL kinds of attention at once. branch saws as spears ftw!
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
A home improvement box store (in a non-crowded area) is not far from me, and there are multiple bike lanes leading to it. So, tools, pickup trucks, generators, everything
- Comment on outbreak 3 weeks ago:
- Everything went to shit anyway
- I have higher than average survival skills
- I am a cyclist in an area with alot of trails and not so many people
I’d say I would give an IRL Zomboid a try
- Comment on It must be done. 3 weeks ago:
As I usually explain later, if a joke is coming, I have to let it out into the world.
- Comment on aspect ration 3 weeks ago:
They will fucking die, one by one
- Comment on aspect ration 3 weeks ago:
This shitpost is so shitty it keeps making me angry for a few seconds, and then I calm down remembering it’s a shitpost, and then the cycle repeats. Outstanding!
- Comment on Can anyone help id these shoes? 4 weeks ago:
I found them under a different brand:
beflamboyant.com/…/off-white-barefoot-sneakers-pu… - Comment on Cheesefull 4 weeks ago:
Ew. This is not cheese.
- Comment on I turned 30 yesterday but I look 18. Nobody believes me when I tell them my age. What do I do? Do I date a 20 year old guy or a 35 year old guy who looks twice my age? 4 weeks ago:
I’m a 40yo, and when I play guessing game with people, they say something like “you’re not older than 26”. I just think that I’m probably lucky with genetics , but that doesn’t really change what I do or who I meet with. And I’m emotionally like 21, so it works for me
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 4 weeks ago:
“Gross” is what 10 year olds say about broccoli
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 4 weeks ago:
It’s only 40, and we are working on greenwich time to ensure on- and offboarding are standardized.
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 4 weeks ago:
The structured user information is what I think killed the “free” vibe of the early internet: you naturally see a lot of information even before you contact anyone. That removes some intimacy of exchanging information about who you are, in a way you want. Around 2000, I was playivg pool with random people on Yahoo Games, and trying to learn English talking to them. I’ve met a girl of my age from Jakarta, I talked to oome boomer Arizona cowboy who was releived to know “we’re not fucking commies anymore” (I`m Russian). These were interesting conversations where we discovered each other. Now I wouldn’t talk to the guy like that, because “I see we probably don’t have much in common, and he wrote this and that to other people”
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 4 weeks ago:
You are an embarrassment to the 40yo community. Hereby we are throwing you out. Aye, brothers?
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 4 weeks ago:
Just your usual android phone
- Comment on Hello 4 weeks ago:
asl
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 5 weeks ago:
A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
Police britality! - Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 5 weeks ago:
- Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
- Where is it located?
- It’s up my ass, sir.
- I’m gonna ask you to present it.
- Pardon?
- Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…
Here we go, I’m writing smut.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 5 weeks ago:
According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don’t see anything wrong.