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- Comment on Shitpost to the future lemmings! 1 week ago:
Shitpost is one of the best Sublemmys (is it sublemmys? I don’t know how to call 'em) there, Itcs not a niche place for shitposting, but more of a balanced standalone community!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
18/43 gud, can confirn. one of the best experiences ever
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The question was about your age, if you’re not sure.
- Comment on I even had the barbeque sauce all ready 1 week ago:
In case of PIV intercourse, will BBQ sauce decrease the chance if STDs (because vinegar kills stuff), or increase the chance of yeast infections (yay, sugars)?
We need some testers! - Comment on Putting the die in diet 3 weeks ago:
Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.
- Comment on Heels 4 weeks ago:
Nooooice
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 4 weeks ago:
- Wow, what’s that moldy in the corner?
- It’s not even cheese, sir, we didn’t clean the stall good enough
- Can I still have 500g, please?
- Comment on Welcome to my lair 5 weeks ago:
We just bought a lavalamp. An oldschool-looking one, like at the op’s picture.It’s a great investment.
As one of the main points, you have a measurable answer on a question “is this movie interesting?”: the lamp stands near the tv, so if you fing yourself watching the lamp, not the movie, tou know the answer.
The ultimate “better than Twilight” indicator! - Comment on It really do be like that tho 5 weeks ago:
Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!” - Comment on Is Soviet playground! Is fun! Go play on playground while Papa reads Pushkin. 5 weeks ago:
Hint: some things are intended to have ice on them. This is a kick-ass slide!
- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 1 month ago:
it’s like 1,5 of a usual oneImage
- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 1 month ago:
we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it’s a sourse of carbs that doesn’t take a lot of space and doesn’t cost much (I’m looking at you, “fitness” bars) - Comment on Get stoned. 1 month ago:
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 2 months ago:
You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
- Comment on Stat of the day 2 months ago:
Why did they die of ebola after marriage?
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 2 months ago:
They also appear on some streets ahead - they are usually avoidable if you look at minimap all the time, but it’s definitely not “just behind”
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 2 months ago:
I just finished four endings and am now grinding side missions. Through oner 90h of great gameplay, I had like 5 bugs (1 crash, 1 person walking on air, 1 body that rolled away like a car, 1 car stuck spinning wheels on a flat surface, 15 cases of “summoning” a car to see it dropping upside down 30 meters away)
I’ve seen worse in terms of bugs, and it’s an interesting game with tons of content and different ways to build your character. - Comment on Bird Bath 2 months ago:
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
- Comment on Our brains developed pattern recognition for this 3 months ago:
It’s Homer Simpson! 89,4%
- Comment on Day 112 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 3 months ago:
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- Comment on What letter has the best games? 4 months ago:
Oh, yes, absolutely, I was just writing from memory
- Comment on What letter has the best games? 4 months ago:
D
Disco Elysium
Don’t Starve
Dirt
Dishonored
Deus ex
Darkest Dungeon
Deadbolt
Dungeon of endless
Dwarf Fortress
Dying LightA well-rounded list with some great time-sinkers in it!
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 4 months ago:
I was thinking that I could as well live in Germany, until this moment. Seriously.
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 4 months ago:
I do that all the time. A thing is a thing, and it can be your thing now. I only try to ask myself two things:
- Do I really need that?
- Is it in a good condition? I have a lot of used stuff at home, so if I took something half-broken, it would look like a dumpster already.
Sidenote: I live in Denmark, where people overconsume, and then get rid of stuff which is still in good condition.
- Comment on Oreo 5 months ago:
You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”
- Comment on No Unyuns 5 months ago:
- Comment on Big Penny! 5 months ago:
“Fools bridge” from Saint-Petersburg saying hi!
It’s just below the height of the most popular small truck, Gazelle - despite the poster saying: “It’s low, Gazelle doesn’t fit” (in addition to a normal sign), drivers keep checking that.Image - Comment on Sometimes what a person needs is just... 5 months ago:
Is this about circumcision reversal?
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 5 months ago:
Look what I’m whippin now!
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 5 months ago:
It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!
