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- Comment on Unfair is what it is 57 minutes ago:
Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
The only thing yuckier is buying TP at the store - all the people will know that you shit!
- Comment on We Might Be About To Lose A Powerful Force In The World Of Video Game Preservation 1 week ago:
I don’t understand why can’t they put all the software to different torrent trackers. There are enthusiast seeders who will keep distributing stuff
- Comment on Stumbled upon this art (?) in Korea 1 week ago:
In Russia it was called Slon (the elephant) - team one jumps on team two, then team two tries to walk. And there’s a “stationary” version by the wall or a tree.
I have only heard of it being played in Soviet times (pic 1), but apparently this is still happening in summer camps and such (pic 2)
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Image - Comment on Stuck 3 weeks ago:
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
Ok. Guys. You know, it’s tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass. - Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 4 weeks ago:
That is a big-ass cigarette!
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 4 weeks ago:
Christopher Walken?
- Comment on So jussi 1 month ago:
And it’s a song where you bought 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
In his old lady, of course!
- Comment on A book doesn't have to be long to be good 1 month ago:
An obvious soundtrack candidate
youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=jrA_W7Lh88IFrgEi - Comment on Sounds like a place I'd love to work for 1 month ago:
The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”
- Comment on Ultra Gullible 2 months ago:
They just couldn’t write that: “Dis birch go BRRRRahhh!”, that would repel the target audience.
- Comment on fingerme 2 months ago:
As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years
- Comment on New USA fashion trend just dropped! 2 months ago:
Also, bad technique - during a proper svavsquat, both heels should touch the ground.
- Comment on Goblin care 2 months ago:
Be careful though, you can accidentially multi-class to Drunkard, and they have CHA -6 even for goblin interactions
- Comment on Goblin care 2 months ago:
Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
- Comment on Goblin care 2 months ago:
Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 2 months ago:
Submarine!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I’m selling movie rights for the story now.
- Comment on I thought he died before they invented baseball 2 months ago:
- Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
- Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?
- Comment on Shitpost to the future lemmings! 2 months ago:
Shitpost is one of the best Sublemmys (is it sublemmys? I don’t know how to call 'em) there, Itcs not a niche place for shitposting, but more of a balanced standalone community!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
18/43 gud, can confirn. one of the best experiences ever
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The question was about your age, if you’re not sure.
- Comment on I even had the barbeque sauce all ready 2 months ago:
In case of PIV intercourse, will BBQ sauce decrease the chance if STDs (because vinegar kills stuff), or increase the chance of yeast infections (yay, sugars)?
We need some testers! - Comment on Putting the die in diet 3 months ago:
Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.
- Comment on Heels 3 months ago:
Nooooice
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 3 months ago:
- Wow, what’s that moldy in the corner?
- It’s not even cheese, sir, we didn’t clean the stall good enough
- Can I still have 500g, please?
- Comment on Welcome to my lair 3 months ago:
We just bought a lavalamp. An oldschool-looking one, like at the op’s picture.It’s a great investment.
As one of the main points, you have a measurable answer on a question “is this movie interesting?”: the lamp stands near the tv, so if you fing yourself watching the lamp, not the movie, tou know the answer.
The ultimate “better than Twilight” indicator! - Comment on It really do be like that tho 3 months ago:
Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!”
