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- Comment on aspect ration 1 day ago:
They will fucking die, one by one
- Comment on aspect ration 1 day ago:
This shitpost is so shitty it keeps making me angry for a few seconds, and then I calm down remembering it’s a shitpost, and then the cycle repeats. Outstanding!
- Comment on Can anyone help id these shoes? 3 days ago:
I found them under a different brand:
beflamboyant.com/…/off-white-barefoot-sneakers-pu… - Comment on Cheesefull 5 days ago:
Ew. This is not cheese.
- Comment on I turned 30 yesterday but I look 18. Nobody believes me when I tell them my age. What do I do? Do I date a 20 year old guy or a 35 year old guy who looks twice my age? 5 days ago:
I’m a 40yo, and when I play guessing game with people, they say something like “you’re not older than 26”. I just think that I’m probably lucky with genetics , but that doesn’t really change what I do or who I meet with. And I’m emotionally like 21, so it works for me
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 5 days ago:
“Gross” is what 10 year olds say about broccoli
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 5 days ago:
It’s only 40, and we are working on greenwich time to ensure on- and offboarding are standardized.
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 5 days ago:
The structured user information is what I think killed the “free” vibe of the early internet: you naturally see a lot of information even before you contact anyone. That removes some intimacy of exchanging information about who you are, in a way you want. Around 2000, I was playivg pool with random people on Yahoo Games, and trying to learn English talking to them. I’ve met a girl of my age from Jakarta, I talked to oome boomer Arizona cowboy who was releived to know “we’re not fucking commies anymore” (I`m Russian). These were interesting conversations where we discovered each other. Now I wouldn’t talk to the guy like that, because “I see we probably don’t have much in common, and he wrote this and that to other people”
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 5 days ago:
You are an embarrassment to the 40yo community. Hereby we are throwing you out. Aye, brothers?
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 1 week ago:
Just your usual android phone
- Comment on Hello 1 week ago:
asl
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 1 week ago:
A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
Police britality! - Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 1 week ago:
- Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
- Where is it located?
- It’s up my ass, sir.
- I’m gonna ask you to present it.
- Pardon?
- Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…
Here we go, I’m writing smut.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 1 week ago:
According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don’t see anything wrong.
- Comment on order error 1 week ago:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yep, Russia alone is 140m people (and Romania is like 15-20 I believe). Not like I am superstitious, but I never bought even numbers of flowers so not to be misunderstood. An exception is when there is “a lot” of flowers, then nobody cares.
- Comment on What things should I do if I spilled a small amount of scalding water from a kettle on my arm? 3 weeks ago:
Salve/creme/foam containing panthenol (in Europe it’s Bepanten, not sure about the US). This stuff does wonders helping your skin recover. Great thing against sunburns, will work with a usual burn as well
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 3 weeks ago:
I think so - to sync all of the new stuff (ragdolls alone) for multiple people is a big work. And I already had a multiplayer-like bug where the game hung on me when I was driving. When I reloaded, the car was stopping in front of me, and I was standing on the road with zeds around. I survived, but damn!
They changed survival with the animals - I’m living on a farm, drinking milk, making bone stuff - Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
5!
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 3 weeks ago:
Still Project Zomboid, it’s been like 10 years. The game have evolved, and current unstable version includes a lot of completely overhauled mechanics. I’ve seen some bugs, but those guys know their job, so even a “buggy” content works better than some “released” other games.
Recently got Green Hell, and this is one of the best survival experiences I’ve seen. Basically you are dehydrated, starving, and infested by parasites in South American jungle, but on a good side, you have some meat to fry if you won’t die before you’ll manage to make fire. - Comment on Some things just refuse to die 5 weeks ago:
Whoa, thank you!
(I missed it) - Comment on Some things just refuse to die 5 weeks ago:
I brought my Deuter backpack to a place where people leave old stuff (we’re in Denmark, stuff gets picked up and reused), after 17 years. Same stuff - holes got bigger, so it wasn’t “good’nough” anymore. I was cycling, travelling, going to work, wverything.
I doubt somebody picked it up at this stage. - Comment on Why is there such a negative connotation with the poos of horses, bulls, and bats? 5 weeks ago:
Now, pig and chicken shit are smelling terribly
- Comment on Why is there such a negative connotation with the poos of horses, bulls, and bats? 5 weeks ago:
I love cow dung smell (when it’s not too much of it) - it reminds me of childhood, summer, riding my bike through the fields, etc. Rural stuff.
- Comment on Is feigned happiness remotely similar to actual happiness? 1 month ago:
Completely agree with the situational stuff. Imagine you’re sitting in a park, trying to kick off a “just chilling and having fun” for yourself, but actually being nervous or anxious. But just sitting on your ass in a nice place can do wonders (remember it doesn’t count if you doomscroll) - from personal experience, my brain frantically tries to find some job for itself for a while: entertainment! thrill! flying space cats! - but when nothing happens, it switches to “okay, wake me up is something happens” mode, and I suddenly don’t need to run somewhere and do stuff.
- Comment on Girl power! 1 month ago:
It is a great natural camouflage if you crawl through mud or a kindergarten
- Comment on AI boomer trait 1 month ago:
Well, I once got a callback from a mobile operator support rep, and she was speaking so perfectly (tone, pauses, the way she built sentences, everything), that our conversation came out like:
- Booooring! Give me human. Human operator. O-pe-ra-tor! Person!
- I’m sorry, but you will have to deal with the fact I’m real lol
- !!!
I don’t know what she was doing at a call center, because that was a professional voiceover or advertisement level
- Comment on He's always been there for me 2 months ago:
Oh, I have two independent kids, and we’re good.
- Comment on He's always been there for me 2 months ago:
I tend to write a list of bullet points whenever I think, and it’s a good thing. Also, I got no one to save now.
- Comment on He's always been there for me 2 months ago:
I’m sick at home so I don’t have much to do :)
And Shitpost is one of the places on Lemmy which make surprisingly more sense.On subject: A better answer from the dad - yes, completely justified.