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- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 1 day ago:
Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!
- Comment on Room for cream? 3 days ago:
Just in case: I didn’t miss your answer. I just have nothing to add.
- Comment on While you were having premarital sex, I was mastering the asymptotic notation 3 days ago:
So said, that the second O you can never reach
- Comment on Room for cream? 3 days ago:
Of course I roast my coffee, don’t you?
- Comment on Room for cream? 4 days ago:
I like my coffee as I like my guinea pigs…
- Comment on Snip snip 6 days ago:
That’s the idea: antibiotics help against bacteria, not against viruses
- Comment on grindset challenge 1 week ago:
It will be Sleep-Turkish, so in termd of real-life skills it’s basically the same as Sleep-Albanian
- Comment on grindset challenge 1 week ago:
Yup
- Comment on Meta plans to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats 3 weeks ago:
Whad do I do first?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Oh, man, you are so boring, and you don’t know much of a post subject, why are you even here?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I can’t find a way to get across the hate when I see you.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
What “this”?
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 4 weeks ago:
…but is it
The Dark Dick
or
The Dick Knight? - Comment on Piss 5 weeks ago:
Don’t you talk shit about Nissan Note, it drove my ass over everything. Piss, even.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 1 month ago:
Laser eye damage? Not so much
- Comment on Invest 1 month ago:
But is it AI-enabled?
- Comment on The bullet engravings as per WSJ 1 month ago:
Because it’s not a studio-shot real bullet casing, it’s an artistic render on how it looked
- Comment on Have you?!?! 1 month ago:
Humpty Dumpty
- Comment on Finish the story, chat. 1 month ago:
It’s when you make some calculations or plans, but they would only work in “perfect” conditions. Like when you have an assignment about a horse running from A to B, and you made some calculations, but you disregard horse’s shape, friction, air resistance, and gravity
- Comment on Finish the story, chat. 1 month ago:
Not sure if it’s popular internationally, but in Russian, “a calculation for a spherical horse in vacuum” is used quite often
- Comment on All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell. 1 month ago:
Yes, yes, release your anger!
- Comment on All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell. 1 month ago:
As a marketeer, I’m fine with that!
- Comment on Anon is Asian 2 months ago:
Try having eyes covering half of your face and emojis appearing over your head.
- Comment on Seems like the obvious way to do it? 2 months ago:
I also never thought of that, but this actually makes a lot of sense - having the same, but in some bowl, would take up more space in the fridge. You just have to wash the container before and after
- Comment on beamed poop... 2 months ago:
Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?
- Comment on Why is the spellchecker in Firefox so abysmal? 2 months ago:
I know three languages:
Russian - Native
English - Shitty fluent (learned on the internet)
Danish - Basic. I have a B2 cert, but it’s not B2
My system is in English, I work in English, my browser is set to English, and I prefer to translate Danish to English, because the two germanic languages have alot of direct analogs and loans.
Firefox, in right click menu: “I can translate that Danish thing to Russian!” WHY?
I mean, I have Russian keyboard layout, one of three, but why does it look at that.
I love the browser, but this just infuriates me on daily basis - Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
because you have the same ip and/or cookies with your old stuff saved
- Comment on outbreak 2 months ago:
6 months is a normal period of time after which you would like to change them.
There’s a shitton of filter cartridges everywhere, and they won’t expire, so I believe I would have more problematic stuff to deal with - Comment on outbreak 2 months ago:
uhhhh, okay, give me the trowel.
(I have some gardening skills actually: 30 years ago me and my dad each shat under one of two firs to the sides of his summerhouse driveway. You just look at them now, I’m so proud of myself!) - Comment on outbreak 2 months ago:
Look, it didn’t even happen yet, and we already have a Walking Dead level drama!