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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta plans to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whad do I do first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, man, you are so boring, and you don’t know much of a post subject, why are you even here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find a way to get across the hate when I see you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What “this”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a fun game.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …but is it
  The Dark Dick
  or
  The Dick Knight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you talk shit about Nissan Note, it drove my ass over everything. Piss, even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Laser eye damage? Not so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it AI-enabled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bullet engravings as per WSJ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s not a studio-shot real bullet casing, it’s an artistic render on how it looked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you?!?!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humpty Dumpty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish the story, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s when you make some calculations or plans, but they would only work in “perfect” conditions. Like when you have an assignment about a horse running from A to B, and you made some calculations, but you disregard horse’s shape, friction, air resistance, and gravity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish the story, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if it’s popular internationally, but in Russian, “a calculation for a spherical horse in vacuum” is used quite often

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, yes, release your anger!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a marketeer, I’m fine with that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Asian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try having eyes covering half of your face and emojis appearing over your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I also never thought of that, but this actually makes a lot of sense - having the same, but in some bowl, would take up more space in the fridge. You just have to wash the container before and after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beamed poop...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the spellchecker in Firefox so abysmal?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know three languages:
  Russian - Native
  English - Shitty fluent (learned on the internet)
  Danish - Basic. I have a B2 cert, but it’s not B2
  My system is in English, I work in English, my browser is set to English, and I prefer to translate Danish to English, because the two germanic languages have alot of direct analogs and loans.
  Firefox, in right click menu: “I can translate that Danish thing to Russian!” WHY?
  I mean, I have Russian keyboard layout, one of three, but why does it look at that.
  I love the browser, but this just infuriates me on daily basis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  because you have the same ip and/or cookies with your old stuff saved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  6 months is a normal period of time after which you would like to change them.
  There’s a shitton of filter cartridges everywhere, and they won’t expire, so I believe I would have more problematic stuff to deal with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  uhhhh, okay, give me the trowel.
  (I have some gardening skills actually: 30 years ago me and my dad each shat under one of two firs to the sides of his summerhouse driveway. You just look at them now, I’m so proud of myself!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, it didn’t even happen yet, and we already have a Walking Dead level drama!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  get 10 packs of filters from any store. The supply is now waaaay higher than the demand, remember?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is for the time before you will have a safehous with everything powered by readily available commercial solar cells.
  (just in case, anything I comment about here would only work in “everyone is a Zed but you”, because otherwise survivors, and more importantly, surviving people in power, will fubar each others and everyone else’s lives, and no long-term idea will reliably work)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I know there is some stuff which is already everywhere, I just meant that in The Scenario i wouldn’t have to worry much about local rainwater quality, even if I was picky like that:)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  and sorry, I’m living in Denmark, so only type of noticeable pollution here is from farming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck guns - super dangerous iterms of attracting ALL kinds of attention at once. branch saws as spears ftw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A home improvement box store (in a non-crowded area) is not far from me, and there are multiple bike lanes leading to it. So, tools, pickup trucks, generators, everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outbreak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Everything went to shit anyway
  2. I have higher than average survival skills
  3. I am a cyclist in an area with alot of trails and not so many people
     I’d say I would give an IRL Zomboid a try
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It must be done.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As I usually explain later, if a joke is coming, I have to let it out into the world.