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- Comment on So jussi 1 week ago:
And it’s a song where you bought 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
In his old lady, of course!
- Comment on A book doesn't have to be long to be good 1 week ago:
An obvious soundtrack candidate
youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=jrA_W7Lh88IFrgEi - Comment on Sounds like a place I'd love to work for 2 weeks ago:
The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”
- Comment on Ultra Gullible 3 weeks ago:
They just couldn’t write that: “Dis birch go BRRRRahhh!”, that would repel the target audience.
- Comment on fingerme 3 weeks ago:
As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years
- Comment on New USA fashion trend just dropped! 3 weeks ago:
Also, bad technique - during a proper svavsquat, both heels should touch the ground.
- Comment on Goblin care 4 weeks ago:
Be careful though, you can accidentially multi-class to Drunkard, and they have CHA -6 even for goblin interactions
- Comment on Goblin care 4 weeks ago:
Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
- Comment on Goblin care 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like a real advice for Dwarf Fortress player
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 4 weeks ago:
Submarine!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I’m selling movie rights for the story now.
- Comment on I thought he died before they invented baseball 4 weeks ago:
- Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
- Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?
- Comment on Shitpost to the future lemmings! 1 month ago:
Shitpost is one of the best Sublemmys (is it sublemmys? I don’t know how to call 'em) there, Itcs not a niche place for shitposting, but more of a balanced standalone community!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
18/43 gud, can confirn. one of the best experiences ever
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The question was about your age, if you’re not sure.
- Comment on I even had the barbeque sauce all ready 1 month ago:
In case of PIV intercourse, will BBQ sauce decrease the chance if STDs (because vinegar kills stuff), or increase the chance of yeast infections (yay, sugars)?
We need some testers! - Comment on Putting the die in diet 1 month ago:
Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.
- Comment on Heels 2 months ago:
Nooooice
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 2 months ago:
- Wow, what’s that moldy in the corner?
- It’s not even cheese, sir, we didn’t clean the stall good enough
- Can I still have 500g, please?
- Comment on Welcome to my lair 2 months ago:
We just bought a lavalamp. An oldschool-looking one, like at the op’s picture.It’s a great investment.
As one of the main points, you have a measurable answer on a question “is this movie interesting?”: the lamp stands near the tv, so if you fing yourself watching the lamp, not the movie, tou know the answer.
The ultimate “better than Twilight” indicator! - Comment on It really do be like that tho 2 months ago:
Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!” - Comment on Is Soviet playground! Is fun! Go play on playground while Papa reads Pushkin. 2 months ago:
Hint: some things are intended to have ice on them. This is a kick-ass slide!
- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 2 months ago:
it’s like 1,5 of a usual oneImage
- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 2 months ago:
we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it’s a sourse of carbs that doesn’t take a lot of space and doesn’t cost much (I’m looking at you, “fitness” bars) - Comment on Get stoned. 2 months ago:
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 3 months ago:
You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
- Comment on Stat of the day 3 months ago:
Why did they die of ebola after marriage?
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 3 months ago:
They also appear on some streets ahead - they are usually avoidable if you look at minimap all the time, but it’s definitely not “just behind”
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 3 months ago:
I just finished four endings and am now grinding side missions. Through oner 90h of great gameplay, I had like 5 bugs (1 crash, 1 person walking on air, 1 body that rolled away like a car, 1 car stuck spinning wheels on a flat surface, 15 cases of “summoning” a car to see it dropping upside down 30 meters away)
I’ve seen worse in terms of bugs, and it’s an interesting game with tons of content and different ways to build your character.
