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- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 11 hours ago:
we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it’s a sourse of carbs that doesn’t take a lot of space and doesn’t cost much (I’m looking at you, “fitness” bars) - Comment on Get stoned. 22 hours ago:
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 4 days ago:
You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
- Comment on Stat of the day 2 weeks ago:
Why did they die of ebola after marriage?
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 3 weeks ago:
They also appear on some streets ahead - they are usually avoidable if you look at minimap all the time, but it’s definitely not “just behind”
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 3 weeks ago:
I just finished four endings and am now grinding side missions. Through oner 90h of great gameplay, I had like 5 bugs (1 crash, 1 person walking on air, 1 body that rolled away like a car, 1 car stuck spinning wheels on a flat surface, 15 cases of “summoning” a car to see it dropping upside down 30 meters away)
I’ve seen worse in terms of bugs, and it’s an interesting game with tons of content and different ways to build your character. - Comment on Bird Bath 3 weeks ago:
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
- Comment on Our brains developed pattern recognition for this 5 weeks ago:
It’s Homer Simpson! 89,4%
- Comment on Day 112 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 1 month ago:
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- Comment on What letter has the best games? 2 months ago:
Oh, yes, absolutely, I was just writing from memory
- Comment on What letter has the best games? 2 months ago:
D
Disco Elysium
Don’t Starve
Dirt
Dishonored
Deus ex
Darkest Dungeon
Deadbolt
Dungeon of endless
Dwarf Fortress
Dying LightA well-rounded list with some great time-sinkers in it!
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 2 months ago:
I was thinking that I could as well live in Germany, until this moment. Seriously.
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 2 months ago:
I do that all the time. A thing is a thing, and it can be your thing now. I only try to ask myself two things:
- Do I really need that?
- Is it in a good condition? I have a lot of used stuff at home, so if I took something half-broken, it would look like a dumpster already.
Sidenote: I live in Denmark, where people overconsume, and then get rid of stuff which is still in good condition.
- Comment on Oreo 2 months ago:
You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”
- Comment on No Unyuns 2 months ago:
- Comment on Big Penny! 3 months ago:
“Fools bridge” from Saint-Petersburg saying hi!
It’s just below the height of the most popular small truck, Gazelle - despite the poster saying: “It’s low, Gazelle doesn’t fit” (in addition to a normal sign), drivers keep checking that.Image - Comment on Sometimes what a person needs is just... 3 months ago:
Is this about circumcision reversal?
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 months ago:
Look what I’m whippin now!
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 months ago:
It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 months ago:
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
- Comment on Are there any video games in the Warhammer universe that are actually good? 3 months ago:
Sanctus Reach is something I poured a lot of hours in. It’s a classic tabletop-like turn-based game where you pick units for a set number of points.
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 4 months ago:
Eggs Eggs
Chat Gee Pee Tee
Dub Steps
Tiny Pee Pee - Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 4 months ago:
Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!
- Comment on Paid Leave Olympics 4 months ago:
There are possibilities of shitty company’s behaviour though: in case of said “envelope” salary, you still get some part of it officially (like minimum wage), so if the place is shitty enough, they can pay you only the official part, so you have a “not-so-paid” vacation. Or they come up with some reasons to not sign your vacation: “why July? Look at the schedule and better take February! We’re family and family needs you now!”
It’s not everywhere like that - usually low-skill and/or blue-collar stuff. But I encountered that in IT when I was starting out (and didn’t have much choise with tetail jobs in my cv) - Comment on Paid Leave Olympics 4 months ago:
I’m sorry, I felt like bragging, but I really don’t know what to do with all that time, and one of the reasons is that I tend to spend money on vacations, and I don’t like to spend money, I like to save.
But really, it’s not Denmark or Sweden that good, it’s US laws are bad. Ok, in Denmark I have 5 weeks by law and one more from my company (which is a usual perk). But I moved there from Russia, where the working culture sucks (overtime, envelope salary, etc), and overal situation with any human rights is not that funny, but people still have 28 calendar day paid vacation. - Comment on Paid Leave Olympics 4 months ago:
pretty much the same in Denmark. I still don’t know how to spend all of the vacation days. We just used up Mandatory 3 summer weeks, and I’m kinda tired of resting this year, but I still have 3 weeks left
- Comment on If it ain't broke 5 months ago:
They are alive, we employ some
- Comment on Frick! 5 months ago:
Mmm tasty garlic bread
- Comment on Growing Old 5 months ago:
39 here, same shit. I’ll roll right into the “how do you do, fellow kids” meme
- Comment on Unpopular opinion 5 months ago:
My guess is that after he posted the video, a pretty (I dunno by what exact standards, but she does look good in my opinion) girl contacted him:
- You’re not ugly
- Shall we then proceed to copulation, miss?
- We shall indeed.
The left half of the picture - no idea, but it looks like some movie reference related to overcoming shit and shit
