Scotty didn’t know
beamed poop...
Submitted 22 hours ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
I’m old enough to get this reference
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Isn’t he able to beam you up but leave the shit behind even if it’s still on you?
Stovetop@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Can get beamed up, shit and all, but rematerialized from the pattern buffer without shit.
And then the extra matter from the unrestored shit will get repurposed by the replicators for tonight’s dinner.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 hours ago
That’s simply the circle of shit.
bier@feddit.nl 14 hours ago
Maybe that’s how all toilets work in startrek, je beam the shit or piss out.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Well in Star Trek they do talk about biofilters, so you might be on to something.
Maybe it’s the one option you cross that nobody wants to talk about.
In TNG I remember actually seeing a toilet only twice and Borg stole the other one.
toofpic@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 hours ago
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
“He beamed me twice last night”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Ups. My finger slipped.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
That’s not how beaming works, this was written by a non trekkie. There wouldn’t be a line just a slow fade as the ink in the marker is transported.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 21 hours ago
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“Alright, so you’re nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.”
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Second thoughts: “Could Scotty prevent fertilisation with a beam?”