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beamed poop...

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not how beaming works, this was written by a non trekkie. There wouldn’t be a line just a slow fade as the ink in the marker is transported.

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      “Alright, so you’re nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.”

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Second thoughts: “Could Scotty prevent fertilisation with a beam?”

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Scotty didn’t know

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    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m old enough to get this reference

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t he able to beam you up but leave the shit behind even if it’s still on you?

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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can get beamed up, shit and all, but rematerialized from the pattern buffer without shit.

      And then the extra matter from the unrestored shit will get repurposed by the replicators for tonight’s dinner.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s simply the circle of shit.

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    • bier@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe that’s how all toilets work in startrek, je beam the shit or piss out.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well in Star Trek they do talk about biofilters, so you might be on to something.

        Maybe it’s the one option you cross that nobody wants to talk about.

        In TNG I remember actually seeing a toilet only twice and Borg stole the other one.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “He beamed me twice last night”

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ups. My finger slipped.

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