the_crotch

@the_crotch@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, fair. They didn’t come to that conclusion in a vacuum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cocaine is another and it’s a lot more fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously. Virgins think there’s something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude and there’s nothing stopping them from doing that now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a website tells you that you broke a rule, but doesn't tell you what the rule is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That isn’t how Google voice works. Your message history is maintained and carried over to the new number if you use the same account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a subjective opinion on my reply and also throwing out fallacy names is technically an appeal to authority

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you’re not the person I was answering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine. Objectively it failed because very few people wanted to play it. Those people largely didn’t want to play it because it was a weak overwatch clone that came out years too late to ride it’s coattails. Happy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The constitution grants Congress the right to create copyright laws, and that’s it. With current law it’s decades away from applying to this game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a weak overwatch clone that came out years too late to ride it’s coattails

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI4All⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can always tell someone has “interesting” theories on race when they capitalize “white”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When it hits you....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But as an internet commentator I am morally obligated to either stan them or hate them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets his life in order⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty common phenomenon. And it works for some people, there are men who need hand holding and women who want to nurture. I think it would be healthier for OOP to recognize what it is though, and also that it’s not a universal experience. For example I’d be miserable as either party in that relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption 2 overtakes Mario Kart 8 as the 4th best-selling video game of all time, boasting 79 million sales⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They already did an rdr1 remaster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption 2 overtakes Mario Kart 8 as the 4th best-selling video game of all time, boasting 79 million sales⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can finish the game without crafting or funding them camp. You’re just locking yourself out of useful items and upgrades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption 2 overtakes Mario Kart 8 as the 4th best-selling video game of all time, boasting 79 million sales⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The progression of Dutch’s mental state, the condition of the gang, and Arthur’s changing attitudes towards life are really well written. The story is long but it’s wonderfully done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets his life in order⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not a girlfriend it’s a second mother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates dark fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the real monsters are humanity

  They’re all so fucking proud of this one too, like it hasn’t been done to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys ready for NO Nut November?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. The broncos have a community. It’s pretty much empty despite them having a really good season this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can tell that's a real person at least.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BUNNY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronouns history⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone ever asked you to call them a neopronoun? Like

  There was a person on Lemmy for a while who insisted on “dragon rider” as a pronoun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When was the last time you actually laughed while playing a game?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Portal/portal 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This. Fuck the death penalty. No good government kills its own people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come Mr tallyman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking geese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A famous meme comes to life in This Is Fine: Maximum Cope with a demo out now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No mention of whether the artist of the original comic is involved or even knows about this use of his intellectual property

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Son of Sam got caught because of a parking ticket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Star Trek Discovery that bad?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Code of Honor, Sub Rosa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  tbf when I was in school that was true