the_crotch
@the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Chavs are the British version of the Australian Drop Bear 14 hours ago:
Are you suggesting that OP is a chav?
- Comment on How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election 19 hours ago:
I don’t see anyone making laughably ignorant statements about German or Brazilian politics in this thread. If they did, someone more knowledgeable would probably correct them.
- Comment on so i have an ultimatum... 4 days ago:
No need to imagine, Linus Torvalds exists.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 1 week ago:
He was a better Paul Atreides as well. I didn’t get a “affluent duke’s son raised in privilege” vibe from the new Paul, I got more of that vibe from Zendaya ffs.
- Comment on Wise horse 1 week ago:
Who’s we?
- Comment on Wise horse 1 week ago:
Your device
- Comment on Wise horse 1 week ago:
It gets stored to your device
- Comment on Fallout Game in Development at Xbox-Owned Studio Might Have Been Canceled; Bethesda Would Rather Staff Up Than Give It (or Elder Scrolls) to Others 1 week ago:
So go ahead, make a better game than fallout 4
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
- Comment on Auckland teacher Lisa Edmondson made urination videos, posted on Pornhub, social media 1 week ago:
Really weird you got downvoted for this.
- Comment on Auckland teacher Lisa Edmondson made urination videos, posted on Pornhub, social media 2 weeks ago:
Maybe if she’d been doing this at home. She was doing it at work, at an elementary school, leaving her classroom reeking of piss. At that point it’s not only shockingly inappropriate by any metric but a public health concern as well.
- Comment on 🤘🤘🤘 2 weeks ago:
“They’re not gay. They’re not straight. They’re puppets”
I like that quote because it’s the most polite way possible to call people speculating about Bert and Ernie’s sexuality a bunch of dipshits.
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 2 weeks ago:
Surely more regulations will fix this
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 3 weeks ago:
Bread doesn’t rot, it molds. Whether mold can grow depends on the conditions it’s kept in. The ingredients are availble to the public, the only preservative in the bun is calcium propionate which you’ll find in just about any other baked good on store shelves.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 3 weeks ago:
It’s not 'chemicals", it’s grease. The frying process removes almost all the water in a McDonald’s burger.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 3 weeks ago:
9 blue states have banned the AR15. Guns that are functionally just as deadly are legal, but the AR is the one people hear about on the news so they ban it specifically by name in their useless feel-good legislation.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 3 weeks ago:
It’s legit a lot of fun. Way more fun than putting holes in paper has any right to be.
- Comment on After the 6th payment the burrito is mine 💀💀💀 3 weeks ago:
Why were they all monkeys?
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 4 weeks ago:
Vegans certainly talk about masturbating and forcibly imprgnating animals more than anyone else
- Comment on For that special someone on Valentine's Day 5 weeks ago:
Are you dating a mouse
- Comment on Bethesda x Nintendo Switch™ 2 — Oblivion, Fallout 4, and Indiana Jones Coming to Switch 2 1 month ago:
Tbf those were ok specs when Skyrim launched
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
If I have to pull the thing it’s because someone is about to kill me. Just about everyone who carries keeps their gun chambered. That’s how experts recommend carrying it. Also, it’s weird that you think it’s heroic to survive an attack.
- Comment on E-Mail with own domain 1 month ago:
I get where you’re coming from but nowadays a dynamic public IP is ‘dynamic’ in that it can change but rarely if ever will unless you switch ISPs or equipment.
- Comment on E-Mail with own domain 1 month ago:
you would definitely want a static IP (as opposed to updating DNS entries all the time)
Also any IP from a dynamic range is going to make spam filters lose their shit
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
Yeah, totally insane that I’m not willing to get murdered. I have a lot of nerve.
- Comment on a man of many minds 1 month ago:
This dude absolutely studied the blade
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
If so that’s one of the few accurate things he’s said, assuming one trusts the statistics from the FBI
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
Thanks. Hopefully nothing comes of it. I’ve talked loudly with other neighbors about how much I’m enjoying target shooting every weekend, and how good I’m getting at it (both of these are true), and I’m hoping he either overheard or someone told him and he takes the hint. But if push comes to shove and he gives me no choice well I’m pretty confident I can hit center mass at 25ft and a baseball bat is way less than 25ft long.
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
They were here that night. 2 other neighbors called the cops because he was out there for hours swinging a bat around. I also showed them video of the next day of his threat and of him hitting the mailbox with his bat (federal offense, in theory). They didn’t do anything but talk to him. Then he assaulted another resident a few weeks later, shoved his door open and whaled on him a bet. Class A misdomeoner for that, which means most likely community service. I’m hoping he gets mandated therapy because I’m fairly certain he’s schitzophrenic (his problem with me is he somehow got the idea in his head that I havked his wifi and broke his Roku). But I’m not holding my breath.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. I went to high school with Latin Kings. It is so fucking stupid I had to buy a gun specifically to carry on my on own property in the quiet little suburban town I moved to but I’m convinced he’s eventually going to force me to defend myself and I am not getting murdered by this motherfucker.
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 1 month ago:
I’m not sure it’s reminiscent of blaming trans people for mass shootings