the_crotch
@the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The End of an Era 1 day ago:
M-O-O-N, that’s how you spell Tom Cullen.
- Comment on How was your weekend? 2 days ago:
Unless somehow you’re lucky enough to own a property large enough
So anything with a closet?
- Comment on Normies 1 week ago:
I like opiate better than any of their later stuff. I’m the guy maynard is bitching about in “hooker with a penis”
- Comment on Normies 1 week ago:
You forgot to start by asking if I like Brett Easton Ellis.
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s basically what we’re already doing with spent nuclear fuel. I’m not aware of any actual real life examples of this being a problem. It seems like people who do know the nuclear fuel life cycle have got it figured out and “what do we do with all this waste?” is more of a hypothetical than an actual issue.
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t understand why waste was such a jug anti-nuclear talking point. The raw material was mined. Just put the waste back in the same hole.
- Comment on Trump in 2029 after removing the 22nd Amendment, watching Obama run again 2 weeks ago:
Yes, both sides bad.
No, there’s only one side.
Now what are you doing about your country burning down around you
Recognizing that the problem is bigger than just republicans, which is more than most people are doing.
- Comment on Trump in 2029 after removing the 22nd Amendment, watching Obama run again 2 weeks ago:
Obama did it the way you are supposed to
He ordered a drone strike on an American citizen lmao. 5th amendment much?
- Comment on Trump in 2029 after removing the 22nd Amendment, watching Obama run again 2 weeks ago:
Honestly there’s a variety of legitimate reasons to put Obama in jail. It’s a fraction of the number of reasons to put trump in jail, but they’re there
- Comment on Haters will call it AI 2 weeks ago:
That’s shaggy 2 dope of the insane clown posse. And his friend is violent j
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Are you suggesting that OP is a chav?
- Comment on How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election 3 weeks ago:
I don’t see anyone making laughably ignorant statements about German or Brazilian politics in this thread. If they did, someone more knowledgeable would probably correct them.
- Comment on so i have an ultimatum... 3 weeks ago:
No need to imagine, Linus Torvalds exists.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
He was a better Paul Atreides as well. I didn’t get a “affluent duke’s son raised in privilege” vibe from the new Paul, I got more of that vibe from Zendaya ffs.
- Comment on Wise horse 3 weeks ago:
Who’s we?
- Comment on Wise horse 3 weeks ago:
Your device
- Comment on Wise horse 3 weeks ago:
It gets stored to your device
- Comment on Fallout Game in Development at Xbox-Owned Studio Might Have Been Canceled; Bethesda Would Rather Staff Up Than Give It (or Elder Scrolls) to Others 4 weeks ago:
So go ahead, make a better game than fallout 4
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 4 weeks ago:
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
- Comment on Auckland teacher Lisa Edmondson made urination videos, posted on Pornhub, social media 4 weeks ago:
Really weird you got downvoted for this.
- Comment on Auckland teacher Lisa Edmondson made urination videos, posted on Pornhub, social media 4 weeks ago:
Maybe if she’d been doing this at home. She was doing it at work, at an elementary school, leaving her classroom reeking of piss. At that point it’s not only shockingly inappropriate by any metric but a public health concern as well.
- Comment on 🤘🤘🤘 5 weeks ago:
“They’re not gay. They’re not straight. They’re puppets”
I like that quote because it’s the most polite way possible to call people speculating about Bert and Ernie’s sexuality a bunch of dipshits.
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 5 weeks ago:
Surely more regulations will fix this
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 5 weeks ago:
Bread doesn’t rot, it molds. Whether mold can grow depends on the conditions it’s kept in. The ingredients are availble to the public, the only preservative in the bun is calcium propionate which you’ll find in just about any other baked good on store shelves.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 5 weeks ago:
It’s not 'chemicals", it’s grease. The frying process removes almost all the water in a McDonald’s burger.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 1 month ago:
9 blue states have banned the AR15. Guns that are functionally just as deadly are legal, but the AR is the one people hear about on the news so they ban it specifically by name in their useless feel-good legislation.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 1 month ago:
It’s legit a lot of fun. Way more fun than putting holes in paper has any right to be.
- Comment on After the 6th payment the burrito is mine 💀💀💀 1 month ago:
Why were they all monkeys?
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 1 month ago:
Vegans certainly talk about masturbating and forcibly imprgnating animals more than anyone else
- Comment on For that special someone on Valentine's Day 1 month ago:
Are you dating a mouse