Work as a waiter

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s called a high-functioning alcoholic and it’s not based

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  • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.

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    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, usually by the time you’re in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

      You’re also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s far more rampant than even the experts recognize. Hiding alcohol use is simple.
    Wake and bake and chronic thc has also been rampant for decades.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have you ever fuck an alcoholic up the ass?

  That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

    No

    That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

    Ok

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

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  • irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ok.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Thank God you’re back, Doctor. We have a patient in ER with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung and heart involvement. The’re prepping for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?

    A: Doctor.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Hold my beer.”

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      *cheese fries

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hope they didn’t ticket the school bus

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A Gigastacy in the wild

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay

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