GraniteM
@GraniteM@lemmy.world
- Comment on tall tails 1 week ago:
Well, now I want to see an artist’s rendition of a T. rex doing this:
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 weeks ago:
Well, now I want to know if there’s a regular schedule to the Jupiter-Sun barycenter being in or outside of the Sun, and how we can schedule holidays around it.
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 3 weeks ago:
Monolithic dome house! Been a fantasy of mine since college. Might be difficult to hang pictures on the walls, though.
- Comment on human geography 4 weeks ago:
“Foxes getting married”
- Comment on do what you love 4 weeks ago:
I talked to a guy who had a master’s degree in philosophy. He told me he worked for an investment firm.
Me: What do you do there, convince investment bankers not to kill themselves?
Him: Yeah, pretty much.
Me: 😳
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 4 weeks ago:
It’s like a Wimmelbilder of deeply troubling / embarrassing / weird shit. It feels like there should be extra special finds hidden in the details, like a copy of Mein Kampf or a gold statue of Trump holding a smaller gold statue of Trump.
- Comment on Anon is Bri’ish 5 weeks ago:
Your uncle.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 5 weeks ago:
Speak for yourself. I’ve got two brother cats and I refer to both of them as little kitty cat mans.
- Comment on Get your game up. 5 weeks ago:
Also:
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 5 weeks ago:
Alexandra Daddario in the AMC show The Mayfair Witches.
She ostensibly plays a brilliant brain surgeon. She starts experiencing some spooky witch and demon-related goings on.
She meets up with a guy working for a paranormal research group. He tells her in no uncertain terms “Do not leave this magically-protected apartment. You are in great danger.” She agrees.
Five minutes later she walks out of the apartment onto the street. She immediately wanders into a New Orleans street party, is handed an open drink from a stranger, drinks it, and whoopsy daisy gets magically roofied into a demon-engineered hallucination of her dead mother.
Brilliant. Brain. Surgeon.
- Comment on Anon goes home 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 1 month ago:
Rename the ballroom to whatever, but name the restrooms the “Donald J. Trump Shit and Piss Closets”
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 1 month ago:
I never have had to do one of these, and I promise I’m not deliberately trying to ask stupid questions. Would this system be fooled by holding up a mannequin head?
- Comment on looks like the one 1% can't be everywhere. 1 month ago:
I wonder if they could get more people in there by having tables where you could play Smash Bros. or Red Alert 2 against house players for money. Every game of poker or blackjack I’ve ever played I lost hard and had no fun, but if I could pay a professional to absolutely crush me at Street Fighter, I might be inclined to go into a casino for that kind of treatment.
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 1 month ago:
Hold up a photo of any random schmoe?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
- Comment on Could you fcking not. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Anon is a survivor 2 months ago:
Anon:
- Comment on is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal 2 months ago:
Homophobes: “We can’t legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnm…”
The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.
- Comment on Is WW3 more likely to accelerate or slow down anthropogenic climate change? 2 months ago:
unless we have a major nuclear exchange
I was going to say, it really depends on just how hard we go on the “let’s kill everyone” vibe.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Under a blanket. In any weather. I have cold urticaria, where if my skin feels even the slight chill of cool sheets, it assumes I must be under attack and deploys just enough histamines to make me feel itchy and keep me from sleeping. It fucking sucks. I’ve just barely learned to cope with it.
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 2 months ago:
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable.
- Comment on Royal Fuckup 2 months ago:
a goofy mascot that keeps doing weird things.
Sounds like exactly what a king should be.
- Comment on Bernie Sanders says that if AI makes us so productive, we should get a 4-day work week 2 months ago:
Suppose that at a given moment a certain number of people are engaged in the manufacture of pins. They make as many pins as the world needs, working (say) eight hours a day. Someone makes an invention by which the same number of men can make twice as many pins as before. But the world does not need twice as many pins: pins are already so cheap that hardly any more will be bought at a lower price. In a sensible world everybody concerned in the manufacture of pins would take to working four hours instead of eight, and everything else would go on as before. But in the actual world this would be thought demoralizing. The men still work eight hours, there are too many pins, some employers go bankrupt, and half the men previously concerned in making pins are thrown out of work. There is, in the end, just as much leisure as on the other plan, but half the men are totally idle while half are still overworked. In this way it is insured that the unavoidable leisure shall cause misery all round instead of being a universal source of happiness. Can anything more insane be imagined?
—Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness, 1935
- Comment on Senior MP calls for Marilyn Manson concert in Brighton to be cancelled 2 months ago:
- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 2 months ago:
James 5:1-6, NRSV
Come now, you rich people, weep and wail for the miseries that are coming to you. Your riches have rotted, and your clothes are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have rusted, and their rust will be evidence against you, and it will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure during the last days. Listen! The wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in pleasure; you have nourished your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous one, who does not resist you.
- Comment on Fuck off Babish 2 months ago:
This book
was a lifesaver for me fresh out of college and not knowing what the hell to do in the kitchen.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 2 months ago:
“Mr. Franklin, of what use is this hot air balloon contraption?”
“You can take ladies up in it with a bottle of wine and a blanket and you know, they can’t refuse, because of the implication. Think about it. She’s floating up in the middle of the sky with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around, and what does she see? Nothing but open air. 'Ahhhh! There’s nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say ‘no?’”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
What’s going on down in Columbus County, North Carolina?
- Comment on Innövative sölutiön 3 months ago:
The spacing on the lights up top is super weird. AI seems to have a real problem recreating consistent repeated patterns.
