Could you fcking not.

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• scrion@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If my limbs would operate using hydraulics, I’d love for my dead body to be repurposed like that. Mount my carcass on a mobile platform and have me grab things from the top shelf while I shed flakes of decaying flesh, constantly surrounded by the scent of rancid fat and formaldehyde. Give me purpose beyond death.

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  • truthfultemporarily@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Glory to the emperor undying and his ninth house (i know flesh is more of an every house but 5 and 9 thing)

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• XPost3000@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “oh haha it’s just like little those screw grabber tools but it looks exactly like a real spider a-”

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I lolled so hard at the OP... then did again at your reply!

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m wondering what it would be like to keep the metabolism of a brain-dead organism going and controlling it via the nervous system, thereby creating a cyborg (but in reverse as opposed to most sci-fi ones).

  Like, imagine an irrecoverable comatose patient whose every speech-related nerve is tapped. Using machine learning, one could create a neural network that maps all muscle movements to sounds and vice versa. The setup could then play any waveform to just about the best of the vocal tract’s ability – in short, turning the body into a peak beatboxer. (With multiple such cyborgs or a looper, one could achieve arbitrary precision at recreating sound waves! There can be actual uses too, like letting paralyzed people speak again, but I all can think of is whether the paper of this research ends up using Bad Apple!! or Never Gonna Give You Up as the demo song, and whether there’s going to be an acapella band touring with effectively propped-up corpses.)

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    DO NOT CREATE THE TORMENT NEXUS

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hello, shut up.

    (Failing that, write a book, call it The Torment Nexus 2: Brain-Dead Boogaloo - that’s a societally accepted way to deal with these thoughts, but do avoid talking about this at convivial gatherings, please, okay, thank you, goodbye.)

    (T_T)

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the basic premise of Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie. But it’s a lot less nice than that.

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• brachiosaurus@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They are going to make you work even when you are dead

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• Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This makes me feel sad.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cause tiny grabbers are just that hard to make?

  Would this work with a tarantula?

  Sorry for mentioning that

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have deep-seated arachnophobia and deeply appreciate the grotesque, and I still feel so bad for the spiders, c’mon! I at least hope they died of natural causes well before someone decided to try using them as a grabber toy… Like, at least that!

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  • ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m guessing you missed the “Euthanize spider” slide with a little snowflake icon.

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I haven’t seen that one, no!:( It just starts with the spider gripping a raspberry:(

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  • tribut@infosec.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You missed the part where the first step was

    a) Euthanize Spider

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well I guess you missed the memes about what we do to horseshoe crabs

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You didn’t just miss “euthanize spider” but also the very “humanely” way of slowly freezing it to death for 5 days. And I share your thoughts. I really really really hate spiders, but I love them. As they’re fascinating creatures with incredible abilities. If that makes sense. Also very useful.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is Goku here?

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe because Goku has been revived multiple times

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why not?

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Definitely. Just wondering, because usually there’s a reason people put stuff in videos.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did it saunter gaily to a sex thing?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally a solution for ED that works without side effects!

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