OpenStars

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Cat Is Being Nice? Think Again. A new study finds that sometimes cats groom each other specifically to be annoying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “*almost*”?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't teens go outside anymore? No! not like that!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In certain cities where the kids have gotten extremely rowdy - busting up parked cars, buildings, punching out old people, etc. - like DJT’s “occupation” of Washington DC is one example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All cells are bastards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The power of science offers humans the ability to eat many things that were not originally designed to be eaten by us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All cells are bastards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true: many plants (such as nuts and fruits) demand to be eaten, and some literally cannot continue to grow unless they pass through an animal’s digestive tract first.

  What they want is different than what you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IT’S NOT A TUMOR!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucked up you can't be gay anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, not your body 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay home

  Your employer: no.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're not gonna believe this!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  correct horse battery staple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tempt me with a good time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you mean like… collectively?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thar she blows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah that’s the stuff - now just hold that pose for a few seconds, I’m almost there…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can someone make sense of this chemical?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it silly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific fact⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is this nerd? (/s)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just gotta have a break through and then finally everything will be okay.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where, I don’t see it? 😹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well grammar.

  (j/k, and in that case should I have said grammer mayhaps? :-P)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL.

  Also “yinz”, apparently, bc y not?! :-P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redditors hate humor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, it’s Reddit. This is how we would all sound after our souls have been sucked out of our bodies. For our convenience ofc (and their quarterly profits).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Search Results Are Getting Sloptimized: How companies are gaming the chatbot internet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Disgusting, yet inevitable:-(.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lyon-O

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Over Yet ☝️🤓⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out… somehow. 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Over Yet ☝️🤓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real answer: true.

  Joke answer: so I was done, but you wanted to ask me a… question ⁉️ 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Over Yet ☝️🤓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is you when you woke up this past morning:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What use would the Jesus have with extra pronouns?! 🤔

  Additional gender assignments maybe?

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  AND - not OR,

  AND!!

  🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare CEO says bot internet traffic has overtaken humans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bots are humans, at least in the sense that bots are initiated by humans.

  So when a human’s tools misbehave, the human should be held accountable (except that’s not feasible).

  Seen in this light, the entire internet is literally now under attack.