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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

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• relativestranger@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  trump. musk. putin.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

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• RapidCatLauncher@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kenshi character creation

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How to skewer a man

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• BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man without arms attempts pole vault

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• Trimatrix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

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• RunicSword@beehaw.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Various stages of holding in your pee

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• biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  priming the orifice

  Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  fig 1 fart

  fig 2 shart

  *fig 3 diarrhea *

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• heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Vlad’s highschool diary

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• CLOTHESPlN@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An analysis of trump’s posture?

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands at a lectern. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
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• BussyGyatt@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pooperation (Poop Preparation)

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• ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A guide to stand like the Trumps

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I skipped arm day…”

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• alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism”

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  b uuuuhhhhh ggaaaaaaawwwwwwk

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Correct approach to shitting

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin’s dick.
  2. Putin’s dick makes Trump arch his back.
  3. Trump loves to sit on Putin’s dick.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pop Lock and Drop it

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• tetrachromacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.

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  • RapidCatLauncher@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble

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• anubis119@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The name’s Bob… Shishka Bob

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• judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How to sit on the toilet fabulously

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Armless pole dancing.

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• Philote@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

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• QueenFern@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dune Part 3

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Source?

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