hedge_lord

@hedge_lord@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pavitr Prabhakar and Miles Morales from the Spiderverse movies sitting at a table eating breakfast. Miles called chai chai tea and Pavitr says “chai tea?! You’re saying tea tea. Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for a cream cream?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨L shows off his investigative prowess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Avdol from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure saying “yes, I am!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Set up Pinchflat, automatically download podcast audio without ads, connect your podcast app to it via an rss feed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mail it to me too please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad that you asked! The earth’s rotation creates an energy field that brings the ether to rotate in sync with it, even at a distance. You can see the effects of this in the atmosphere in hurricanes. The ether is very light and so as the energy field spins the ether faster than the earth it creates the same fan effect but for our atmosphere. Hurricanes never cross the equator because that’s where the forces of the earth spinning against the ether and pushing forward against the ether are perpendicular.

  tldr: the earth is a really big fan and it makes hurricanes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The earth is spinning like really quickly all the time and we just don’t notice it. Heat if a form of vibration, and so when heat is applied to the bottom of the fan the atoms there move more. A gyroscope resists tilting forces because it is spinning, and the earth is spinning, but the vibration of the fan decouples it from this effect. The blades are able to move freely and the earth moves around them, pushing air through the blades.

  tldr: It’s not spinning, you are spinning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m- I’m not a bot? I would know if I was a bot! Right? Oh gods why don’t I have hands where are my hands where are my hands they took my hands where are my hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know what you mean with the parents providing transportation to everywhere! I was in a similar situation when I moved out. I was often too anxious to enter a store on my own because I had never had to do that alone (or really been given the opportunity to do that alone).

  What helped me was finding a nice coffee shop near my place. They had delicious matcha lattes and I made a tradition of walking there on weekends. Then I realized that I could stop at a scenic park on the way back home. Then I realized that I liked walking around. Then I realized that there are cats outside and I can pet them! And at some point I also got really into pokemon go. It was a compounding series of small realizations that I could just go out and do things.

  Disclaimer: I’m not from the USA and I am white, so that affects my experiences of this. That sounds very scary.

  Side note: I’ve made a map of the locations at which I have encountered cats, making note of how many were there and if they were friendly or not. It gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's job has perks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You’re telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just… makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn’t stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get some ginger in there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re making me so corny right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys had a peak?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it grinding away at what little remains of my mental health? Yes! But it also allows me to do funny little experiments!!

  (and also no one would hire me… but I guess that means that I can stave off the soul-crushing capitalism-flavoured hell for a bit longer?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should start doing this today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are times in my life when I wish that I had been more kind, but there are other times that I wish I had been a lot more mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts his day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile:

  wake up shoot myself full of estrogen tea shower brush my teeth go get pizza (yum)

  Simple as

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know what's inside this building?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the HQ of your friendly local Pentex subsidiary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations! The stream of your piss hit the rim of the toilet bowl, splattering on the seat, your balls, your legs, and some of it made it through the seat-rim gap to coat your underwear as well! I hope that you enjoy (I know I did…)!

  (if it was not connected to my nervous system I would obliterate this thing with gratuitous violence)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are some shows so dark?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dialogue is not really important, what you really need to hear is the exaggerated wet sucking noises of characters kissing each other.

  (/s)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that being forced to learn about WINE at a young age may have been beneficial actually (if extremely unpleasant)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

  (not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at myself gives me the thoughts of despair so I dress to make people not look at me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very interesting! Thank you for sharing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Experts disagree⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unsung Heroes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of bat it that it is so cute wow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't let them tell you different!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.

  Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next time I swear bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership