hedge_lord
@hedge_lord@lemmy.world
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 1 week ago:
I’m- I’m not a bot? I would know if I was a bot! Right? Oh gods why don’t I have hands where are my hands where are my hands they took my hands where are my hands
- Comment on How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life? 2 weeks ago:
I know what you mean with the parents providing transportation to everywhere! I was in a similar situation when I moved out. I was often too anxious to enter a store on my own because I had never had to do that alone (or really been given the opportunity to do that alone).
What helped me was finding a nice coffee shop near my place. They had delicious matcha lattes and I made a tradition of walking there on weekends. Then I realized that I could stop at a scenic park on the way back home. Then I realized that I liked walking around. Then I realized that there are cats outside and I can pet them! And at some point I also got really into pokemon go. It was a compounding series of small realizations that I could just go out and do things.
Disclaimer: I’m not from the USA and I am white, so that affects my experiences of this. That sounds very scary.
Side note: I’ve made a map of the locations at which I have encountered cats, making note of how many were there and if they were friendly or not. It gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 5 weeks ago:
Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You’re telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just… makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn’t stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!
- Comment on I love it 5 weeks ago:
Get some ginger in there!
- Comment on corn 1 month ago:
You’re making me so corny right now
- Comment on You guys had a peak? 1 month ago:
Is it grinding away at what little remains of my mental health? Yes! But it also allows me to do funny little experiments!!
(and also no one would hire me… but I guess that means that I can stave off the soul-crushing capitalism-flavoured hell for a bit longer?)
- Comment on You should start doing this today 2 months ago:
There are times in my life when I wish that I had been more kind, but there are other times that I wish I had been a lot more mean
- Comment on Anon starts his day 2 months ago:
Meanwhile:
wake up shoot myself full of estrogen tea shower brush my teeth go get pizza (yum)
Simple as
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 months ago:
That’s just the HQ of your friendly local Pentex subsidiary
- Comment on Anon has had enough 2 months ago:
Congratulations! The stream of your piss hit the rim of the toilet bowl, splattering on the seat, your balls, your legs, and some of it made it through the seat-rim gap to coat your underwear as well! I hope that you enjoy (I know I did…)!
(if it was not connected to my nervous system I would obliterate this thing with gratuitous violence)
- Comment on Why are some shows so dark? 2 months ago:
Dialogue is not really important, what you really need to hear is the exaggerated wet sucking noises of characters kissing each other.
(/s)
- Comment on A hypothesis 2 months ago:
I think that being forced to learn about WINE at a young age may have been beneficial actually (if extremely unpleasant)
- Comment on some days i cant even 3 months ago:
It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN
(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 3 months ago:
Looking at myself gives me the thoughts of despair so I dress to make people not look at me
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Very interesting! Thank you for sharing
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 3 months ago:
My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.
- Comment on Experts disagree 4 months ago:
That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing
- Comment on Clock logic 4 months ago:
Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0
- Comment on choice 4 months ago:
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
- Comment on Llama 4 months ago:
POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)
- Comment on Unsung Heroes 5 months ago:
What kind of bat it that it is so cute wow
- Comment on Don't let them tell you different! 5 months ago:
People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.
Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.
- Comment on Next time I swear bro 5 months ago:
Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 5 months ago:
Because he’s not our hero. He’s a
silentvery loud guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. - Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 5 months ago:
Omg guys I’m so addicted to working! I just can’t stop workinggggg I think I’m addicted with how much I workkkk! I’m so exploitable ;)))
- Comment on The ultimate combo 6 months ago:
I watched this once and I was like “holy shit” and then I watched it again and I was like “holy shit”
- Comment on me irl 6 months ago:
Well it’s a white mushroom with gills so that narrows the possibility space to 1 mildly tasty shroom and eight gorillion super deadly poisonous liver failure shrooms
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 6 months ago:
Oh you finished this work ahead of schedule? Your reward is even more work! I know that you love work ;) don’t you yes you do yes you do you love it
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 6 months ago:
The titanic WAS the iceberg! I feel like I’m going insane why can’t anyone remember this?? It was made of pykrete as part of Project Habakkuk and repurposed as an ocean liner because they thought it would be cheaper than building ships out of metal. And there weren’t any lifeboats, ice floats and the survivors could and did just cling to the wreckage. We didn’t (and still don’t) know what sunk it! It’s a whole mystery and apparently now we’re just pretending it’s solved??
!joke disclosure this is a joke!<