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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Google says “send a gift”. I assume it means a sacrifice. I’d like to nominate some mandatory volunteers.

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The sinister six:

    Trump, Putin, Orban, Netanjahu, bin Salman

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I like the idea, but it’s called a sacrifice. I think we’re supposed to choose people who will actually be missed.

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pretty sure everyone here can think of a sixth.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just leave them alone. They just want to eat the annoying energy pests already here.

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  here’s the neat part: you don’t.

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We only learned about the energy spiders three years ago. There’s literally not enough time to do anything about it other than hope they’re chill.

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t know why we’d want to

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Intergalactic spider-powered electromagnetic tentacled advertising droids!

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• friendlymessage@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The shadows are on the move. The question is not how do we stop them, the question is what do we want?

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• Coldgoron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the bad ending.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope’s aperture.

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