kamenlady

@kamenlady@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BDSM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hola Macaco, soy Papa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first-ever global map of underground fungal networks—which nourish plants and absorb carbon—suggests that, if laid out in a straight line, these networks would span about 68 quadrillion miles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One day it will reach out and i will be awaiting our fungal overlords with plenty of snacks and some magic mushrooms

  No, wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just wash your hands or something after, Junior.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, from 40 upwards there are so much “oh shit” moments. The fuck around phase is over and the find out, final, phase starts.

  “Told you so” starts trending in friend circles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr Incognito⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, dog speaker here

  What’s up dog?

  No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOT THE BEES⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In one detailed study of Trigona hypogea in Brazil, the vulture bees mixed sugary plant products with a proteinaceous paste from regurgitated meat, and let it mature to form a sweet substance that was used as food; however, the two resources were initially kept in separate “pots” in the colony, neither being true honey (i.e., not derived from nectar), but they were then mixed together.

  Bees mastering necro-tweaking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t miss it, right next to Green Boots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  👐🫲🤘🫰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about the *option*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their mom rides only indecent jeeps since 2004

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  doors and corners

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance Dance Extinction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Extreme Bass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch out for strangers in vans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Credits, i sleep - i need those Tokens!

  Ya’ll got some of them Tokens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yeah, I forgot we ruined outside too.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apply odorant for the full experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was wake & bake’s fault - corrected, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the fish, that won’t shut up, when you walk past it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smoke machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worst that can happen: you have a nice smoke machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony PS5 sales drop 46%, even before recent price increase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the neat part. It doesn’t slow down, on the contrary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No,no,no

  I’m not your friend, pal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone feeling like doesn't belong anywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was born in Germany, but grew up in Brazil. I moved to Germany when i was 20 and am still living here. I have the same experience and am really sad that i really felt like having lost “my” Brazil the last times i went there, if it makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My porn tastes are getting weirder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  mphhhghh … oh shit, I’m still trapped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do they prepare "normal" people in quiz shows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People get nervous when speaking in front of audiences, right? I know that while in TV, the audience is not present, but the person realizes they are being seen, so some nervousness is in place right?

  At least here in Germany, these kinds of shows do have an audience present. They make sure to show that also their family and friends are all there, in the audience, watching and cheering.

  They definitely go through a rehearsal and there surely are candidates that may not make the cut because they can’t handle the spotlight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopus nearly strangles a diver⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope the octopus is ok, what a stupid diver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If a Predator™ and a cat had a baby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way this egg peels in infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have scared it with cold water, right after boiling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  poop gems

  The fecal mist lingering in public toilets is real. That’s why one should always flush with a closed lid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dips⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Diplet detected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard to argue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold it right there my friend.

  You’re in a room with at least 7 friends, that:

  • know English
  • know what ven diagrams are
  • have this kind of humor

  What are we to you, nothing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet you wish you had one of these in your car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck I feel old.

  What left me in shambles was finding out it ain’t just a feeling.