Reminds me of this:
Anon takes up microdosing
Submitted 6 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 5 days ago
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
A tale as old as time
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Strawberry
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is that the red or pink one?
sfled@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 5 days ago
I’m drinking leaded glue.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 days ago
Lead most likely.
PanArab@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
Because she’s not a full gallon.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I thought this meme was made because of this post?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
A good education system with good funding.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Dictatorship, duh
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The D or the D, you pick
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way. We elect “representatives”.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.
He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.
… Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy’s knee?
You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.
I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I’ve seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.
hobovision@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Check your reading comprehension. His goal was 223 but he went to the hospital from 22 short.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
… Yes, that is why I said:
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Did you not read the second sentence?
lemmur@szmer.info 6 days ago
Anon won greentext of the month prize.
nuko147@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I’m pretty sure, about what he voted.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The brain worm commands an offering of lead.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 days ago
They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 days ago
It may be artificial and homosexual.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
arc@lemm.ee 4 days ago
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 days ago
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What is QT3.14?
parricc@lemmy.world 5 days ago
QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
3.14 is pi
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates
darcranium123@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Cutie pie
Allero@lemmy.today 4 days ago
This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 days ago
About e/2 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states. We all have major divisions of eulers number measuring cups
krolden@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
A magical place
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Darwin was right
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I’m guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 days ago
or a croc
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Drz@feddit.uk 5 days ago
There was the karmadillo story www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“she thinks he’s highly regarded”
gtaeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 6 days ago
he’s just like me fr
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
oce@jlai.lu 6 days ago
The writing is too coherent, it’s 4chan stupid role play.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Wouldn’t you feel like a fool if’n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I think he doesn’t need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.