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Anon takes up microdosing

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.

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    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something

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      • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “she thinks he’s highly regarded”

        g t

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      • aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        he’s just like me fr

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The writing is too coherent, it’s 4chan stupid role play.

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      • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.

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    • MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t you feel like a fool if’n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think he doesn’t need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this:

    Image

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    • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero

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      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        *an hero

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A tale as old as time

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40

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  • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”

    getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.

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    • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Strawberry

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      • Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Is that the red or pink one?

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    • sfled@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

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      • DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m drinking leaded glue.

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    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.

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    • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lead most likely.

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because she’s not a full gallon.

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    • Coconut1233@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

    He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.

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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I thought this meme was made because of this post?

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is why democracy is doomed to failure.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        A good education system with good funding.

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      • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Dictatorship, duh

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The D or the D, you pick

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      • leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy

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      • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way. We elect “representatives”.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.

    If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?

    Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.

    He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.

    … Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy’s knee?

    You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.

    I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I’ve seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.

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    • hobovision@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Check your reading comprehension. His goal was 223 but he went to the hospital from 22 short.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        … Yes, that is why I said:

        If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?

        Did you not read the second sentence?

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  • lemmur@szmer.info ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anon won greentext of the month prize.

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I dispute, there is no green in the greentext.

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      • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Not to mention it’s 4 years old.

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  • nuko147@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure, about what he voted.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The brain worm commands an offering of lead.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It may be artificial and homosexual.

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.

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  • arc@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something

    Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What is QT3.14?

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    • parricc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.

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    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cutie Pi

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wauw

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    • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      3.14 is pi

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        3.14% of sailors are pi-rates

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    • darcranium123@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cutie pie

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      About e/2 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states. We all have major divisions of eulers number measuring cups

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  • krolden@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A magical place

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  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Darwin was right

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I’m guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      or a croc

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.

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    • Drz@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There was the karmadillo story www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027

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