Reminds me of this:
Anon takes up microdosing
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
ameancow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
A tale as old as time
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Strawberry
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that the red or pink one?
sfled@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m drinking leaded glue.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Lead most likely.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
A good education system with good funding.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dictatorship, duh
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The D or the D, you pick
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way. We elect “representatives”.
PanArab@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Because she’s not a full gallon.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.
He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.
… Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy’s knee?
You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.
I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I’ve seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.
hobovision@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Check your reading comprehension. His goal was 223 but he went to the hospital from 22 short.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
… Yes, that is why I said:
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Did you not read the second sentence?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought this meme was made because of this post?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
lemmur@szmer.info 3 weeks ago
Anon won greentext of the month prize.
nuko147@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure, about what he voted.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The brain worm commands an offering of lead.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It may be artificial and homosexual.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
arc@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What is QT3.14?
parricc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
3.14 is pi
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates
darcranium123@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cutie pie
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
About e/2 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states. We all have major divisions of eulers number measuring cups
krolden@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
A magical place
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Darwin was right
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I’m guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
or a croc
AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Drz@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
There was the karmadillo story www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“she thinks he’s highly regarded”
gtaeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
he’s just like me fr
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
oce@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
The writing is too coherent, it’s 4chan stupid role play.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t you feel like a fool if’n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think he doesn’t need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.