Reminds me of this:
Anon takes up microdosing
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
A tale as old as time
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Strawberry
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is that the red or pink one?
sfled@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m drinking leaded glue.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 1 month ago
Lead most likely.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A good education system with good funding.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dictatorship, duh
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The D or the D, you pick
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way. We elect “representatives”.
PanArab@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Because she’s not a full gallon.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.
He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.
… Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy’s knee?
You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.
I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I’ve seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.
hobovision@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Check your reading comprehension. His goal was 223 but he went to the hospital from 22 short.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… Yes, that is why I said:
If this idiot had gone from… a .22 pellet … skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr… and gone to .223?
Did you not read the second sentence?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought this meme was made because of this post?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
lemmur@szmer.info 1 month ago
Anon won greentext of the month prize.
nuko147@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure, about what he voted.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The brain worm commands an offering of lead.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It may be artificial and homosexual.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
arc@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What is QT3.14?
parricc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
3.14 is pi
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates
darcranium123@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cutie pie
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
About e/2 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states. We all have major divisions of eulers number measuring cups
krolden@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A magical place
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Darwin was right
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I’m guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
or a croc
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Drz@feddit.uk 1 month ago
There was the karmadillo story www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“she thinks he’s highly regarded”
gtaeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 1 month ago
he’s just like me fr
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
oce@jlai.lu 1 month ago
The writing is too coherent, it’s 4chan stupid role play.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Wouldn’t you feel like a fool if’n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think he doesn’t need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.