sfled

@sfled@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes up microdosing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Left over-and-under right and pull it tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Typical Mac user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That expression. "“Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I now own a Browntooth speaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just suckers, like an octopus.