Oh god
Submitted 3 weeks ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
x4740N@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Put The Cat down shane dawson
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Fleshy car wrap :D
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
We had cat in the bag
Now we have car in the ass
x4740N@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Humans fucking cars
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
NKBTN@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oh no.
drewbelloc@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
GreatRam@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
rockerface@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Well, safety first
brokenlcd@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As man, indeed.
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
Routhinator@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A wall?!
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a car. RIP
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
x4740N@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Don’t look up “anal vore”
eldain@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Depends on how you shove him tho
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Poor cat
reddfugee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My poor Blåhaj…
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sfled@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why did I choose a ten-string guitar
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
chuckles nervously in double neck
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
banazir@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar…
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh lawd not again
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Nonono… just do us a favour and don’t film it.
baggins@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’m lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Same, but lying on my left side, so the mattress?
owsei@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
A double width bus chair
Fuck
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Just be glad it doesn’t have needles or thorns.
Zenith@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
ER has seen worst
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Blender and a funnel!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Eww thats even worse
gnutrino@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe on you, you’ve got this.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
bizzle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
trslim@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
My husband? Normal day.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well looks like u got the best option out of everyone
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting