Oh god

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• Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My husband? Normal day.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well looks like u got the best option out of everyone

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• guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Poor cat

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• Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Water heater 😮‍💨

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.

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    • arrow74@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My couch is the only object on my left

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put The Cat down shane dawson

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo

    The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s innocent!

  Oh no.

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  • drewbelloc@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

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    • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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  • NKBTN@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.

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• Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

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• Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

  Image

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fleshy car wrap :D

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We had cat in the bag

    Now we have car in the ass

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans fucking cars

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Toilet paper? All according to plan

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up

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    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a car. RIP

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• Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, safety first

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

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  • eldain@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t look up “anal vore”

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on how you shove him tho

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A wall?!

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• fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  entire crate of water bottles.

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TP

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  • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can do it, I believe in you.

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray

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