ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats what I'm calling them from now on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But millipedes are kinda thicc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are type 2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Both baby animals in the pic are also adorable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, FINALLY! SENPAI NOTICED ME!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have no idea what the endgame of this scheme is supposed to be

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good vibes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Talking in terms of hope or wishing them luck is a good substitute. Serves the same purpose, but doesn’t carry the god baggage. It also has the extra benefit of sounding more sincere, since it’s just non-standard enough to give the impression that you actually put thought into your well-wishes without sounding seriously unusual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  @aihorde@lemmy.dbzer0.com draw me a picture of this guy’s dad snorting snow off a lady’s back on a cruise ship

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my house, my rules.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna try to get this printed and hang it in my living room

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My current mental capacity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he meant to ask what this picture came from. Although the accurate description of reality is still appreciated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You didn’t know about this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll tide!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-acknowlegements⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never understood why some people so desperately need to be the smartest being in the universe. You’re a magic meat computers running on a system of hormones so complex that tweaking their balance just a bit can cause unforseen permament consequences. None of us have the right to call ourselves “smart”. Just chill and do your best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, enemas do the opposite of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tickle tickle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, in my opinion skinny pigs have been mutated in a harmful way, just not as a result of whatever tests they were subjected to. But if you have a pet scrotum, you can knit it little sweaters so it isn’t constantly shivering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tickle tickle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrealistic, labs use skinny pigs for more efficient sampling

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bowseris Kooparov⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I second this notion that Bowser is sexy as hell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stand Up!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The career path for a Democrat is

  1. Get into national politics
  2. Don’t offend the corpos so you can build connections with them for Step 4
  3. Don’t rock the boat so you keep your political connections for Step 4
  4. When its time to retire, join a lobbying firm and use your political and corporate connections for a nice cushy paycheck.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Man is chubbed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically they prefer to poop in clean-smelling litterboxes, like cats, so predators won’t be able to find them. But they also tend to stop giving a shit about that at some point once they realize their human will clean up after them anyway.

  At least they don’t pee on each other to establish dominance lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, fuck you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wacky inflatable guy!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at that dude on the floor. He look so happy to be unspookified. He never has to worry about his skeleton hatching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every. Damm. Time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a coward who isn’t willing to be furry on main

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need to save money? You can literally just buy these for pennies, you don't have to go to the Olive Garden.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just me or do they taste significantly worse than when I was a kid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains a lot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry they didn’t make a real black hole, they just did the Supersonic rubidium gas trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains a lot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t make a black hole, they just did the supersonic Rubidium gas trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works for anything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works for anything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🔥🔥🔥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough Talk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I got a girlfriend by telling them that. In retrospect, the fact that worked at all should have been a pretty big red flag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swim at your own risk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Feels like every presidential election

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doppler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure the sonic boom of this car passing will kill this poor man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aww man here we goo...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to look up what that was. Very happy I did.