There is a similar rule applying to, well, lets justr say…
There's no wrong way to stroke it
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Who up strokin’ their mole?
notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Irish equivalent to cranking your hog?
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I;m thinkin bout jean bean ramsey
problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Just chilling here while stroking my mole.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This runs me the wrong way.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Now we know you’re not a mole
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
On a wild Tiger you can do it, but only one time.
Eheran@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unless it is either perfectly perpendicular to the skin or is already somehow laying in all directions: There can only be one direction. Given a mole moves in tight spaces backwards and forward, both would make sense.
danc4498@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe their fur is like a sequin sweater
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No really, this is a real quality mole fur has
ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
This is a mathematical problem with no solution, there has to be a cowlick on a sphere. Perhaps the mole avoids this problem by not being a sphere, where there is a possible solution
skrlet13@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
We can make moles happy petting them, there is not wrong way… How wholesome…
Klear@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The same is true about sharks.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Quite the opposite:
- Sharks don’t have fur
- Shark skin is rough is one direction and smooth in the other. This allows them to get friction with the water to drive themselves forward, but the glide through the water for efficient travel.
The idea was copied into competitive swim suits.
Klear@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, you’re wrong. Sharks are silky smooth in all directions.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Impossible.
vrojak@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don’t want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I knew someone would beat me to it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
So are we!