danc4498

@danc4498@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My student loan is gaining interest while I'm in school but I'm not allowed to start paying it off yet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, they make loans standard so they can charge more for the services.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock said they were only using the cameras for license plates. Cat is out of the bag now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Find the person training birds to poop in flock cameras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're told to "Work Harder" by the rich who hardly work at all.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the problem is that when we work harder, we barely afford our bills. For those born rich, any amount of work results in an increase in their net worth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t want your license plate to rust now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m willing to bet if it did do something useful, you would just make yourself a target for frequent stops by cops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14. He gets paid leave.Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding paid leave at least 23 times.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Republicans are hypocrites. And he’s the biggest Republican of them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every room is an abortion room, but you got to put the 9-month fetuses somewhere after.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misery business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me paramore, or give me these 4 people and I’ll be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True. I think “suck” is not harsh enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so this guy sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg leaves stranded boat passengers to die in middle of the Pacific.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate you bringing facts to Lemmy.

  Can I still root for people to sink that yacht?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disc drive needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever have a car cd player that plays files? You could put every song you downloaded from LimeWire onto a single disc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bloodbath Ahead For EA As It Looks To Cut $700 Million In Annual Costs Under Saudi Arabia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boycott harder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you use the "uno reverse card"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uno reverse… it reverses nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had to see it, so do you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A+.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Dangers of Socialism they warned us about...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peak capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking News!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many dots are required for it to be considered Polka Dots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same reason I use a beef bouillon cube in place of real meat when I feed my vegan friends. It’s much smaller so it doesn’t count.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rent is just stardust ✨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it humiliating to be unable to answer this basic question

  His delivery really nails him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You 'member? 🟣⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like a parent telling a kids “just because”. You’re hoping that they’ll just quit asking so you don’t have to tell the truth or make something else up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still waiting for a response...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself. Though I am gonna give the wiener a good twist… To spread the mustard around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The anti-smoking ad campaign Tips From Former Smokers was highly effective. It ran for 14 years. It was terminated last year by the Trump administration.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough mentions of Trump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hockey team owner selfishly engraves his whole family on the Stanley Cup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How much room is there for engraving on that thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monday...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This one trick could save you thousands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still have racism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs nervously*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t believe we’ve been shitting for free all this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pngs, how do they work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe people just appreciate the style. Like kids buying VHS tapes and watching movies in “full screen” pan and scan. They think the bug was the feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alien: Isolation 2 | World Premiere Trailer and Interview⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wishful thinking