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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Who says no to the random meat? The surface is largely inconsequential, unless it’s shit or uranium or somesuch.

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    vegetarians, probably

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A stranger once offered my wife a bag of raw kangaroo meat as a thank you for helping them. We have no idea where they got kangaroo meat, as we live in Canada.

    She accepted it, but by the time she got home it looked highly suspicious and we didn’t eat it :(

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  • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They’re high is protein, iron, zinc, and b12. Good in moderation, like most things.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    use uranium to serve charcuterie, meat heats up, no one wants hot fuet and melted cheese :(

    and they all died of radiation poisoning, the end

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Random? I’m not seeing a 15 kg slab of raw horsemeat, no charred emu leg hanging off the side, no half digested contents of crocodile stomach, no unidentifiable roadkill from somewhere in Georgia (the country, not the state, but the state will do, too), no puréed human back meat, not even so much as a speck of walrus, ostrich, cassowary, kangaroo, or beluga; guess otters, marmot, geese, dog and cat (I don’t like it either, but they did say “random” ffs) don’t count as having meat…

  The fuck do you mean, random? That shit’s about as well ordered as the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, ffs.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You had me until you said that Georgia the state is acceptable. Totally shattered my suspension of disbelief.

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pretty sure the state has its fair share of roadkill, just the country

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s a slate.

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  • LilB0kChoy@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks like one of them shark coochie boards

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  • ArtificialLink@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More accurately is Melamine platter. We use this exact type and design in our catering op.

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    • Contentedness@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Soon as I saw those ripples I knew platter!

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  • Bort@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This also bothered me.

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  • slate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, way better than some boring old board!

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• zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Honestly, life would be improved if people brought everything on fancy wooden planks. I would replace FedEx and UPS in a heartbeat if my stuff arrived like that instead of being spiked onto the ground like a volleyball.

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve recently come to realize if you eat everything in a sandwich individually on a board it’s 10x fancier.

  100x if you add 3-4 grapes around the edges.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Grapes? Or assorted jellies? Possibly including grape?

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here they’ve opted for olives, which seems surprising to me. Maybe they pair better with meat than grapes, dunno. Would eat

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cheeeeeeese!!!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yes to both

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