don
@don@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Anon does well in school 1 day ago:No Anon Left Behind 
- Comment on Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive” 3 days ago:CEOs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
- Comment on  5 days ago:I could drop all the acid in the world and still not come up with a take this fucking deranged. 
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 6 days ago:Norm! 
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift. 
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question. 
- Comment on Baseball 1 week ago:Haha right you are! 
- Comment on Baseball 1 week ago:I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion. 
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 2 weeks ago:I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes. You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me. Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do. your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies 
- Comment on Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is! 2 weeks ago:The look on that cat’s face is priceless lol Cat: just how fucking inbred are you, son? Dog: significantly, it seems 
- Comment on wax on 2 weeks ago:What’ll really bake your noodle later on is the wax is made from honey. 
- Comment on wax on 2 weeks ago:I mean, it’s right there in the name: beeswax, its own word. 
- Comment on google maps 3 weeks ago:Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate). 
- Comment on Oopsie Daisy 3 weeks ago:PlutoniumUranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.
- Comment on Sora AI Slop is here 3 weeks ago:As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more. 
- Comment on Harsh 3 weeks ago:That’s like the pasties of censorship lol 
- Comment on My face 3 weeks ago:«Сука» is pronounced “SOO-ka” and «блять», pronounced “blyat”, has has only one syllable. TMYK 
- Comment on Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms 3 weeks ago:Same. That others can absolutely baffles me. 
- Comment on Salmon 3 weeks ago:Hwaaaat?! 
- Comment on Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced 4 weeks ago:Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering. 
- Comment on FlatEarthers will work around it 4 weeks ago:What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s? 
- Comment on Cast your spell on me 4 weeks ago:Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine. “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.” 
- Comment on Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before" 4 weeks ago:Is this what experts generally refer to as the “Fucking Around” phase? 
- Comment on  4 weeks ago:I guess, but isn’t it considered inappropriate to be texting or browsing during the ceremony? 
- Comment on Think you're screwed, hun 4 weeks ago:Don’t take apples! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with apples, don’t take it! Don’t take it! And if you can’t live, if your baby is so bad you have to take one because there’s no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can ya take instead, it’s actually there’s not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the, other of the apples are absolutely proven bad. I mean they’ve been proven bad with the Galaxy Crisps and the Granny Smiths and others, right? And they’ve been proven bad. 
- Comment on  4 weeks ago:It’s up to you to use your best judgement. There are many places where it definitely wouldn’t fly (a wedding for example), and it’s up you to read the room. That said, most casual places usually don’t mind, and when with friends you probably shouldn’t, unless they’re chill. Common sense prevails above all else. 
- Comment on  4 weeks ago:lol that’s just not true these days that it’s rude to be on your phone in a restaurant. I’ve seen entire families on ‘em in relatively swank joints, and ain’t no one saying a damn thing. 
- Comment on Do you recognize this guy playing video games? 4 weeks ago:Of course I do! That’s Dolph Fucking Lundgren! 🤘 
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 4 weeks ago:Well, it’s just that sometimes I get the feelin’ she’s watchin’ over me and other times I feel like I should go 
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 4 weeks ago:Did you see a marching band?