don

@don@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What’ll really bake your noodle later on is the wax is made from honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s right there in the name: beeswax, its own word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sora AI Slop is here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My face⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  «Сука» is pronounced “SOO-ka” and «блять», pronounced “blyat”, has has only one syllable. TMYK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. That others can absolutely baffles me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hwaaaat?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FlatEarthers will work around it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cast your spell on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

  “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what experts generally refer to as the “Fucking Around” phase?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess, but isn’t it considered inappropriate to be texting or browsing during the ceremony?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think you're screwed, hun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t take apples! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with apples, don’t take it! Don’t take it! And if you can’t live, if your baby is so bad you have to take one because there’s no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can ya take instead, it’s actually there’s not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the, other of the apples are absolutely proven bad. I mean they’ve been proven bad with the Galaxy Crisps and the Granny Smiths and others, right? And they’ve been proven bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s up to you to use your best judgement. There are many places where it definitely wouldn’t fly (a wedding for example), and it’s up you to read the room.

  That said, most casual places usually don’t mind, and when with friends you probably shouldn’t, unless they’re chill. Common sense prevails above all else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol that’s just not true these days that it’s rude to be on your phone in a restaurant. I’ve seen entire families on ‘em in relatively swank joints, and ain’t no one saying a damn thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this guy playing video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course I do! That’s Dolph Fucking Lundgren! 🤘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s just that sometimes I get the feelin’ she’s watchin’ over me and other times I feel like I should go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see a marching band?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rockin the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For the first time, I feel seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wombat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chef’s hat:

  Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good one!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re correct, that’s him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember, remember, it's almost November ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A what change?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A question for the ages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wideways, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A question for the ages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do crimes (in space)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not exactly…