don
@don@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Where, indeed? 4 hours ago:
Somewhere out there is Hercunt.
- Comment on suspicion 1 day ago:
turns out nobody was in my walls
me: 0 voices: 1
:-(
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 2 days ago:
Get off of 4chan, to start. Keep trying to diversify your friends, find people more open minded than the five you currently have.
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 2 days ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Soup season 2 days ago:
It was a reference to a guy who has gone by the name ulillillia. He prefers pizza as his only dish and figured out that he could lose weight by wiping the grease off with paper towels.
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 2 days ago:
No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.
The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.
Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 3 days ago:
Poured his heart out, he did.
- Comment on Soup season 3 days ago:
Yep.
- Comment on Soup season 3 days ago:
Some neurodivergent guy with 5 L’s in his preferred name: “paper towels, bro. 😎”
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 3 days ago:
“Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 1 week ago:
Breaking out Rayo’s number into expanded Knuth’s up-arrow notation by hand would be easier than jumping into this.
- Comment on Don't miss this Lunar event! 1 week ago:
FFS WHY TF DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME I HATE YOU ALL
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 1 week ago:
“beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?
- Comment on WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 1 week ago:
Glad to know I’m not the only one that instantly thought of that lol
- Comment on You're still talking about this? 1 week ago:
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM AND HIS GOLDEN FUCKING CANDY BAR TICKET SO YEAH WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE YOU INSOLENT WEEN
- Comment on Felt cute, might kill 4 people by radiation overdose later idk 🤪🤪 1 week ago:
Theriac + Saddam ship is not the kind of lore I ever expected to need
- Comment on Funerary Engineering 1 week ago:
“Oh shit, they’re still alive!”
(digs up safety coffin)
“Oh shit, we were really wrong! 🤮
- Comment on Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck 1 week ago:
Scrolled past then it hit a minute later lmao
- Comment on Typical 1 week ago:
You’re welcome!
- Comment on Typical 1 week ago:
Clickhole article, lol
- Comment on They were weak 1 week ago:
From the Spanish word cucaracha.
- Comment on These pesky airbags 1 week ago:
Using an armed airbag as a pillow is certainly a thought of some kind.
- Comment on If orange Hitler is going to post AI images of him being a "hero", it seems only right to counterpoint his images with images of him bukkake'd by minorities, acting as a human toilet, etc. 1 week ago:
That’s an acceptable AI use case.
- Comment on Jajajaja 1 week ago:
Original JNCOs were too good to last. Best jeans I ever owned.
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
[APPLAUSE]
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
My spring rolls, my choice.
- Comment on Sir? 2 weeks ago:
Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.
- Comment on Sir? 2 weeks ago:
You’re never gonna keep me down.
- Comment on Adventure! 2 weeks ago:
“I only ever sit front seat in a rollercoaster. ‘s how I roll, bro. 😎”