don

@don@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...will continue until...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corporates: well yeah, enough whipping should make the horse move, and more whips should make it move faster than one whip, so what’s the problem? Also, make sure the bottled water in the chariot is Essentia because I own stock in Nestle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WAKE UP, SHEEPLE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does well in school⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No Anon Left Behind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CEOs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could drop all the acid in the world and still not come up with a take this fucking deranged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Norm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha right you are!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.

  You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.

  Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.

  your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The look on that cat’s face is priceless lol

  Cat: just how fucking inbred are you, son?

  Dog: significantly, it seems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’ll really bake your noodle later on is the wax is made from honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s right there in the name: beeswax, its own word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sora AI Slop is here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  «Сука» is pronounced “SOO-ka” and «блять», pronounced “blyat”, has has only one syllable. TMYK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. That others can absolutely baffles me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hwaaaat?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FlatEarthers will work around it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cast your spell on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

  “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what experts generally refer to as the “Fucking Around” phase?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess, but isn’t it considered inappropriate to be texting or browsing during the ceremony?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think you're screwed, hun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t take apples! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with apples, don’t take it! Don’t take it! And if you can’t live, if your baby is so bad you have to take one because there’s no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can ya take instead, it’s actually there’s not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the, other of the apples are absolutely proven bad. I mean they’ve been proven bad with the Galaxy Crisps and the Granny Smiths and others, right? And they’ve been proven bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s up to you to use your best judgement. There are many places where it definitely wouldn’t fly (a wedding for example), and it’s up you to read the room.

  That said, most casual places usually don’t mind, and when with friends you probably shouldn’t, unless they’re chill. Common sense prevails above all else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  lol that’s just not true these days that it’s rude to be on your phone in a restaurant. I’ve seen entire families on ‘em in relatively swank joints, and ain’t no one saying a damn thing.