Harsh

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• Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  No worries, we will loop back around using a slingshot maneuver, keep going until we get where we want to be. :)

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Oh, that sounds like a challenge. I’ma build a rocket with turkey heat shields

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• stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s moving 1 km/s, though.

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• moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:

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  • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s fucked

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • if_only@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real hero here

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Spoken like someone that hasn’t played Kerbal.

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “If you miss, you end up among the stars.”

  OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT’S SO COLD SO COLD

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don't panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.

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    • Yorick@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      o7

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    • Palerider@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.

      o7

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Among the stars” might suggest it’s very much not cold. You’re in a stellar nursery.

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  • hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had a manager tells me this once. It was literally written on the mug he was drinking out of at the time. I remember feeling so valued and inspired.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aniara (2019)

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• belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.

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  • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Butthole. It says butthole.

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s typically for posting to platforms that “deprioritise” posts that contain “naughty” words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same reason that people bleep out two nanoseconds of the word in audio

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I’m so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!

  The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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    I was promised some fucking filth

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  • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s ok. He then knew “hell” was literally the sun. Keep looking at it and you’ll “see” God too.

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• ornery_chemist@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky’s area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that’s understandable really.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Don’t get me started about inclinations

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I’ve read.

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  • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.

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    • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please don’t.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think our oceans would leave earth, tide-wise

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I bet I could miss those, too.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I could? I think you overestimate my power.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Disagreed. If you miss, take advantage and continue missing

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  • DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you’re flying.

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    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And the next night, try doing it again with Sony Walkmen.

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,

  But the joke is on me cause i miss her.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice

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• SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The moon takes up only around 0.00077% of the visible area of the sky. That’s a pretty small target.

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  • GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also it moves at 1 km/s around its orbit

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you have almost an hour before it passes you. Easy mode.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And begging your pardon sir, it’s a big ass sky.

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• mercano@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We’re trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  farked?

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  • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    f⸤▬こked

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Forked?

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    • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I understood that reference.

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• Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Actually it makes more sense to state the moons solid angle in the sky from where I’m standing, instead of its surface area ☝️🤓

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  • porksnort@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hold me and never let me go, you insatiable nerd.

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it’s allowed.

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• milliams@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s moving pretty fast though.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s relative.

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    • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relative is the only fast that matters

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• ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’re now in orbit, and that was almost certainly the goal anyway

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That assumes we don’t blow up or get the death shimmy on the way up

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  • azi@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That was pretty much how the USSR spun Luna 1

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• falseWhite@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nuh uh. I measured it just now, put my trusty ruler in front of my face and measured only 2 CM!

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• azi@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If at first you don’t succeed

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